LMAO!!!

WELL-OOO-kay

Time and Time again...
I am called a hater...
I am told I am too Sarcastic and rude...
I say things that ppl just think about...
And I am too confident...
OH FUCKING WELL!!!! LMAO!

Seriously!
Like...I have some more petpeeves to relinquish from my earlier list...

1. Why the FUCK, (excuse my french...lmao) do you have a CHIRP and are speaking SUPER FUCKING LOUD!? TURN THAT SHIT OFF!


2. Don't ask me questions about what happened in the past... Like if I was suppose to do something for you... And I forgot.... Don't ask me why I didn't do it....Cuz I might curse your stupid ass out! Lets focus on the future... What we can do now to solve the problem!


3. Don't come around me talking about how someone dresses like... I don't give a Damn! Not everyone has money... DUMBASS!


4. Hood Folks.... Boys and Girls... WHAT THE FUCK YOU STARING AT ME FOR!!??? SHIT!


5. Little kids on Myspace that constantly request for me to be their friend... And there pictures shows ..."them throwing up a PEACE sign with and stupid ass grin to the side.... or the PEACE sign to there back and their leg thrown up in the air... WTF!


6. I am trying to get over losing someone in my life (not to death)...and ppl keep on asking me about them!


7. Don't call me in the middle of the night... Talking about how you want to CONFRONT ME! Confront DEEZ (gesture: showing me grabbing my private part!)

Next post is about Angry Big Girls!....lol....BYE!

Emo?

RoRoRoooo-kay

I find myself going through a range of emotion in daily ...

One minute I am happy, sad, mad, lonely, social and in all I am just MOODY AS HELL!!!

I think I miss my bestfriend... But I am done... for good.

I need me a girlfriend.

I thought I could do with out one...

I am noticing how lonely I can get...

Everyone one i know is involved and never have time for me

I notice myself CLING-ING unto to folks and I am too conceited and old to be doing that SHIT!

I need me a girlfriend to cling onto... I have been trying to say I can do without one

and just flirt and mess around occasionally

But that is not enough

I am educated, still in school, got a job, and I look good...

I am proper and can attempt being hood for like a second...

Why aren't girls flocking or knocking my door?

I am def an eligible bachelor.

WTF!?

They want the blunt smelling, long loc's wearing, pants saggin, no job-having, about 5 baby-mama's dude!

Again...WTF!?

I just turmed 20 and most of these clubs raised there ages for males.... Girls 18 but dudes 21 or 23.... Like WTF!!!!???

I NEED'S ME A WIFEY!!!

smh... this SUCKS!

A freaking FRIDAY AND I AM TYPING THIS SHIT!

Too iRk'D!

mmmk...







1st i have to Say I am SO PROUD TO BE ALIVE FOR HISTORY TO TAKE PLACE IN FRONT OF MY EYES... will blog about this at a later date...



So...

I need the bloggers advice...
My X-Best Homie... Girlfriend is irking my nerves...
I am trying to be mature... But she is pushing my buttons...
Today I called my so-called, FART FACE OF A FRIEND, from my job
and her FUGLY FACE GIRL picked up the damn phone saying, "that Fart Face is in the shower..."

The she hung up on me!!!

I was HEATED LIKE the The batch of chocolate Chip cookies my Pops bought (last week)that I burnt three different Times!LOL!

No but Seriously...
I don't like her STUPID ASS!!!
I have been trying to avoid being immature about the situation, but..
Recently on Facebook the Fugly Face had the audacity to comment on pics of the Fart Face who was dancing with my cousin...
Fart Face comments were like, "I am gonna throw up.... No I already did!"....

She put those comments of two Different pics of my cuz and Fart face dancing...
Then she try to call my cuz Fat....
So I have been Boiling trying to let the SHIT Slide...
But I need to do something QUICK!

REVENGE is not my thing... Well!!! I try not to make it my THING!

BUT THAT FUGLY FACE SHIT... Is driving me to do some shit I ain't trying to do!

So here are my ideas...

• Make a new Album on Facebook full of pics of my Alleged Best Fart Face and label it, " My Best Friend Can get Any Girl She Want!"and put mad pics of Fart Face and every and any girl she ever took a pic with...the wait for. Fugly Shit Face to comment them all... Cuz her STUPID ASS WILL!and deleted those Shits and promote the album on my status ... every hour on the hour!

Consequences... I will be making Fart Face look like a Pimp... Which she could def do Reverse Psychology and m,ake this Shit all my Fault!

• Or... Hook Fart Face up with this SEXY ASS GIRL I know that she messed with before and have the relationship sealed and kick Shit Face to the Curb... I know how to do it...I really do...

Consequences... What if Sexy girl and Fugly Face fight and go to jaill... My conscience... or What if sexy girl steals Fart Dace and turns out to be just like Fugly Face!

• Or Be the bigger person and leave those Fugly Farty Shirt Tart FACES alone!

I need Advice BLOGGERS AROUND THE WORLD!

Feeling ROBOTIC!

()()()=K!!!!!!!

Folks...

I have been reading other peoples blogs...

And I have found some evidence that may startle you ALL!

I noticed that some folks who use to hit up their BLOGS ASAP have all stopped or slowed down...

While others Update everyday or every hour...

Obviously!!! Some people ain't got SHIT to do but type all DAMN DAY!!!

LMAO!
SIKE... But for real... I will try my best to hit this up atleast 4x a WEEK!!!

It will be hard!

So lets get down to some new new -ish!

Aight... I was taking a Winter course for "Health" in order to graduate from this community college in Spring 2009...

It was a 10 day course that started the day after Christmas and ended on Jan. 6, 2009...

Yo I was sooo TIGHT I had to be up at 7:20 to get to a 9 a.m. course... BUT I GOT THE "A"!!!

I made mad friends and left an impression on the class... Everyone claimed that they were never gonna forget me and they all missed me.

Not to TOOT my OWN horn...

But This blog nor Myspace nor YOUTUBE does my personality any JUSTICE!

I love meeting new people...

And I have JOKES for days... Not the corny ones atleast!

I make people all around me feel comfortable... Sometimes to the point where people tell me a little TOO MUCH ...

But whatever!

Lastnite was my friends B-day party I threw for her!

Tell me why she got High and Drunk....

I have a load of Pics that if i post up she will MURDER ME, bring me back to life and Murder me again!

SHE... WAS.... WILDING!!! LMAO!
We were playing Flip Cup and some other drinking games!

& Mixing So much -ISH together!

That party was soo random and Hood-ish... idk...

I am soooo not HOOD!

But whatever..

My friend tries to not be hood, but has too many tendencies...

• like the smacking of her tongue before she makes a comment...


• or the pounding of her fist into her palm in a conversation


• or even saying things like "Ow know"... Instead of "I do not know" LMAO!

In all it was a great night!

UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!

SHIZZLE has FINALLY HIT THE FAN!

ER-KAY!


So I am blessed and thankful for another year.
But a state of Depression has definitely bestow upon me.
I created this blog for only entertainment purposes of events in my life.
Right now I am definitely not feeling what's going on in my life, besides my:

1. Health


2. Families Health


3. Shelther, Clothing and Food


4. REAL Friends and way more

I think that I need to disappear for a while... not from blogging,
But from the folks around me! Seriously!!!
Like... I need to LOCATE THE SPIFF!
I have two parties to attend (MY SiS and My Cuz) and then I will cut myself off.
Probably cutting ppl off is not the answer to all of my solutions.

I Sense that maybe others are not the problem... probably it is me...
What if has always been me!?WTF!!!
Maybe i should cut myself off.
I feel that through all of my issues I am losing myself.
I feel as if I am imposing myself upon others.
I think I need to go into seclusion and come back Bigger and Better!
YES!
That is the answer!
(I am making this up as I go along!)
I need to FIND MYSELF!
BECAUSE!!! DEALING WITH FOOLISH FOLKS & MY FOOLISH SELF HAS DEFINITELY TAKEN A TOLL ON MY IDENTITY!
I HATE THIS SHIT!
I KNOW ME... WHY ISN'T MY SELF-ACTUALIZATION NOT ACTIVATING!???