Friday, February 27, 2009

ANGRY BIG GIRLS!!! FEED ME ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOL!!!

Yoooo-kay!

So lately I have been observing Big Girls!
I have soo many incidents.... especially with Big Black Girls!
The terms Big Black Girls does not only have to do with size... But age also...
So this includes the skinny, no booty -having, flat-chest, sunni- wearing, hood fabulous with a six-pack girls too!

So i was on the bus one morning (on my way to school) and I always try to either sit near the window or in the back... because when the bus get crowded (which tends to happen) I try not to put myself in a position where I will be forced to get up for an older, pregnant or disabled person.
Usually i do, but I try to find ways to not have to stand up with my crotch or butt in someones grill!
Moving along, this day I sat near the window at the front two-seater!
The bus was packed and the three-side seats had a man and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 sitting on both of the ends. Now this girl had to be about in her early 20's, caramel skin, a real pretty face and big all over...
This other ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 got on the bus and notice the only available seat in between the old man and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1...
*Mind you, ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 was only thick in the waste... Shorty had a FATTY for DAYS!...(HEAVEN)*

So She turn around in fron of the seat... I thought she was just gonna stand, but later on, I found out she was aaiting those two folks to RE-position their seat adjustments for her CURVES!... SHe was TWEAKING!

So... She plopped her BIG AZZ down and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 was TICKED!!!
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 noticed that is was uncomfortable and shifted her body to face the front of the bus leaving ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 staring at her back!
Now here was what had me dying!

ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 had had the "FED UP BLACK WOMAN LOOK ON HER FACE" mixed with, "NO THIS STUPID BITCH JUST DID NOT SIT HERE!"
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 had to have stared at ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 back for about 5 seconds... Then rolled the SHIT outta her eyes and turned away!

ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 must have felt her eyes on her, becuase as soon as ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 turned away she turned around with the "YES I SAT MY FAT ASS HERE" mixed with the, "NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO" look!
I was laughing my ass off... The first thing I thought about is only black woman could pull this shit off!
They forever beefing with each other!!!

Moving along...
I love Big woman... Would i ever date a big girl... it is possible. I had a few big girls in I may have had a thing for... No names though! LOL!
But I hate whe Big girls tell jokes about their weight.
It's like we know you are sort of insecure, but have some self respect. That is like me being in front of a crew of White folks cracking jokes about my skin complexion. It is really unattractive!
If you feel so insecure change your weight...
I picked this song on my page because... I like going to parties and seeing all the BIG GIRLS take over the dance floors and all the twigs fall-Back!
LOL!
BIG GIRLS ARE DOING IT BIG THOUGH

Things that Big Girls NEED TO STOP DOING!
  1. Ordering Mad Food just cause you BIG!
  2. Worrying about skinny girls... They Jealous
  3. Fighting... You have super duper Strength!
  4. Wearing tight Shirts... Escially if you got the tummy... To many parachute shirts out there!
  5. Showing your crack, especially if you ass is flat or stretch marky!

And just know that you guys ROCK! WHOOOO HOOOOO! BACK IT UP BIG MAMA! LMAO!




Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Till Death Do us PART!? Umm... Hold Up Pastor!


Yooooooo!

Dang...
I have not been here in like 21 days and 8 hrs! LMAO!...

That is soooo not precise but whatever!


So Tell me why...

One of my CLOSEST FEMALE FRIENDS JUST GOT...

Hitched, Married, Tied the Mutha FRUCKIN KNOT!
And yes, I typed "FRUCKING!"


She is my age... Yes 20, oh no she just turned 21... But still!
She is nevertheless married!

WOW!


It couldn't have been me!
I am sooo HAPPY FOR HER THOUGH!


Other girls walking around with these promise rings and shit, IF I MAY ADD!

Talking about how they are engage...
NEWS FLASH! Not trying to mess up any Brotha's Flow...

But ladies.... A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:... IT IS A GIMMICK! ALL OF YA'LL DUMB DUMBASS'S HAVE BEEN PUNK'D...LMAO!
Are you serious?


One of my homies, was the the best man and his speech went something like, "Nah mean, for my bestfriend to get married is a huge thing and MAD dudes still trying to be pimps and players, give that up and get married!"... I BLAMED THAT SPEECH ON THE Ah-Ah-Ah- Ah-Ah -Alcohol!....

SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! He was tweaking!

Nope Not getting married until my NUTS DROP!LOL!


My speech would have went more like, "Gentlemen it is time to give up on the Jump-off's, Freak-a-leaks, Side-Chicks, Sideline ho's, Smuts, Oochie Wally-Wally's and all of the wonderful displays and look for the "One!"


I want to know...
Is anyone really ready to get married...?
Don't think about the apartment and future!...
Just married... Are you ready Males and Females to tie the knot and settle down!??
I promise next post will be : ANGRY BIG GIRLS!

Cody Chesnutt