~SpiFFy Noggin'!~

The Raft is full... Or I am pushing PPL OFF!!!

2012-02-12T07:55:00.000-08:00

Life is 'Full of Lessons' galore!

I have learned a ton this week alone.

I learned:

1. Blind is love. Love is blind

2. Ignorance is still bliss

3. Everybody can't come

My journey (or your journey) is yours...

I am always playing captain 'Save-A-Hoe'

When I need to be my NUMERO UNO priority!

Well this was a well-needed wake-up call!

I have always tried to pick up on the daily lessons God throws at me!

I seem to be catching them...

But 'Throwing It Back' is revealing I have learned and applied it to my life and that I am ready for the next one...

I seem to still have the ball in my hand!

That's an issue...

Grow SOME balls SPIFF!!!!!!

ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Balls have grown!

Here I go.

I am ready for the next chapter and some new characters!

Slow Sangin' & Flower Bringing!

2012-02-04T21:25:00.000-08:00

Sheesh... I have been M.I.A!!!!

Well.... I graduated and I am have a bachelors in Journalism & Media Studies with a Minor in Africana Studies.

Yay, I guess... Honestly I need a Masters for the simple fact I have ran into a lot of dumb ass Bachelor Holders.... I know... I seem rude as hell, but I like my efforts to be worth something... If Bachelor Degrees have gone down in value... Well I rather be

striving for the next best thing...

So let's fast-forward into my life.... I have 3 jobs with which I am in love with all of my positions and the Guap (YES MONEY) I am making... My pockets are at the buffet; F*&# Cheesecakes Nicki.. LOL!

I am grateful for the opportunities that have been presented to me.

I intend to get my Youtube page FINALLY poppin' now.

Short-Term goals:

1. Permit

2. Driving lessons

3. Driving tests

4. License

5. Reward myself with a mac and final cut pro!

6. Create my music catalog online

I hope that I can get majority of these completed by the end of May!

My dream check is $9000

And I intend on working with a major celeb or joining a major writing group.

P.S. I have given up singing until I am have dedicated 6 months to my vocal coach!

I am BACK!

I.O.U. Ft. Joe Spiff

2011-08-25T18:21:00.000-07:00

Yes I was apart of there mixtape project like 3 or 4 months ago!

These fellas are making MOVES and are VERY serious about their CRAFT!

They are Dope and INCREDIBLY TALENTED!

Every time I watch them perform they AMP up the CROWD!

CHECK OUT THERE WEBSITE & Download the mixtape here http://www.insideouruniverse.com/

Intern-CAREER!

2011-06-25T22:51:00.000-07:00

YUP-YUP!

My First College Internship...

A brother worked his way to getting FREE.. YES I SAID FREE STUDIO TIME!!!

HOLLA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must have a gift for singing and songwriting FOR REAL!!!!

I am this close to accomplishing my 2 MAJOR goals!!!

1. My 1st check must be in the THOUSANDS!!!!!!

2. Conference with KANYEEEZY HIMSELF!!!

OOOOOO, I am SOOOOOO CLOSE!!

I Pray Every NITE & I Have created TUBS of Lemonade w/ all the lemons that come my way!!!

You have to be OPTIMISTIC, DRIVEN & CHARMING in order to make moves!!!

At least that is how I see it!

In this process, I am questioning EVERY Friend I HAVE!... I need to make sure the REAL ones stay by my side and others who was never for me... Stay Out of my way!

More Money more PROBLEMS (STRAIGHT-UP) and the phony folks that is going to be at my door after my accounts FLOOD will be OUTRAGEOUS! SMH...

But I am thinking too FAR AHEAD!!!!

This Monday could be a MAJOR step for me!

WISH ME LUCK!!!

S.B...SENIOR-FEST!

2011-04-22T12:11:00.000-07:00

Lately, I have been HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!!!
I have no shame... THIS IS MY LAST TIME IN SCHOOL! As far as I Know!!!

I am graduating in a couple of weeks and Have already purchased my CAP&GOWN like a THUG!

HERE WE GO!!!!

I can't wait to get out of school and focus on songwriting full time.. But in the mean time and between times... I AM ENJOYING MY SENIOR FINAL FUCKING YEAR!!!

Yup I said IT!

I GOT MY TWO PARTNERS BY MY SIDE! Jach-Kills& Kee-KILLS! LOL!

THEY and I have devoted to enjoying every moment of our FINALS DAYS!!!

EVERYDAY we have LAUGHTERS BEYOND & WILD, RANDOM SPORADIC DAYS!

WE ALL WILD OUT EVERY & ANY CHANCE WE DO!

No One KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE DO...

& IT AIN'T THEIR BUSINESS!!!! BONG!!!! Imma throw up some pics AIGHT!

PEACERZ!

Thuggin' Ain't EASY!

2011-02-10T12:55:00.000-08:00

So here we go!

This little Songwriter from East Orange, NJ is still striving for EXCELLENCE!

I wish I could get ppl to see How good I am... Hmm What can I do?

I feel in my SPIRIT if I could just have a MINUTE!!!! ONLY A MINUTE w/ Kanye!

I could sway him!

I know that this sound sooooo CLICHE'!

But I am soooooooo SERIOUS!

My music is a bit contagious to a listeners ear!

I just need to tug harder at my opportunities!

This year is the YEAR to MOVE MOUNTAINS!!!!

Not only am I coping a Degree, but also a CAREER!!!

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

*Football Gut BUMP!*

LOL!

P.S. My youtube page shall be revealed SOOON!!!! YAY!

CRAZY Sssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-01-24T09:04:00.000-08:00

HOLA BLOGGETS!

I told you all I would be back!

And I am here to STAY!!!

So.. Mini-Update!

My world is a bit complicated when it comes to music production!

But me creating melodies and lyrics are SUPERB and more polished!

I am So very proud of my latest materials!

I am starting up my youtube page!

*BITES NAILS*

I am doing it up w/ a photoshoot and more.... I was told by one of my DOPE homies that I am a package and need to be presented properly... So I am polishing this amazing PACKAGE that I am! lol...

I have a publishing company and I have copywritten my ISH! so LEGGO! lol

Sidebar: One of my friends who is talking to some guy was told, "To go to hell!".... Now they aren't in a relationship but they are definitely interested in one another... When she brought this topic up I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!.... I think he texted that to her... Who does that?.... My pride would make that the last convo via, text or anywhere else... I doubt he was joking and I doubt he meant it... but still... its kinda weird that they are simply taking steps to a relationship and he tell her something like that... hmm... Of course there was a previous convo that led to to that... but YEEESH! lol

AHHHH SHUT UP!!!!! It's 2011!

2011-01-06T18:42:00.001-08:00

DRIVEN BEYOND!

I spent the NEW YEARS in CHURCH!

PRAISING THE LORD!

Yup!

I feel like this year is the YEAR OF MY EVOLUTION!

From a BOY to BOY WITH MONEY!!!!

KNOW THAT!

I am pursuing my Dreams and not blaming anyone but myself for my ALLEGED DOWNFALL or MISTAKES!

It's all about Persistence!

I am going to attempt to update this ASAP! like before...

I need blogging in my life!

It a major RELEASE for real!

M.I.A. & No Shame!

2010-11-29T11:42:00.000-08:00

Yup Folks...

I am guilty of of treating my blog like a STEP CHILD!!!

I am the WORST PARENT EVER BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHH!!!!!

But Never Fear... I am back "Allegedly"...

I initially started this blog to help me release, but got caught up in

catering to readers...SMH!!!

I think I have lost soo many followers and probably got kicked off many

of the followers pages too!

Oh Well...

I need to treat my page As it suppose to be treated! FOR ME AND ME ONLY!

I Don't care about catering... It took the fun out of blogging and made it a job!

I need to go back to talking about what I want!

Like School!...

I am graduating this coming Spring!

You can all hold your applauses or continue.. It doesn't matter!

But trying to close fall Semester is a DAMN killer!

I have a 15 to 20 page paper to type... That is not even an issue...

The issue is I keep on telling ppl and worrying about it.. When i should just shut up already and start the damn paper! I am becoming LAZY by the minute, which is a major sign that I NEED to EXIT SCHOOL ASAP!... Before FLUNK OUT!... I doubt that would ever happen, but DAMN! I can't take Homework and lectures anymore!!!

I need to start in my profession!

I am now in search of an internship for the summer in the Music industry!

Honestly I need some prayers for me to FOCUS and complete things I START!

Thanks & PEACE FOLKS!

Famous-Amos!!!

2010-10-24T21:35:00.000-07:00

Yup... I have MADE-IT!!!
But Not quite! lol

ON RUTGERS CAMPUS!!!
I am FAMOUS! "Allegedly!"

I broke into their LEGENDARY NEWSPAPER! FRONTPAGE!

I thought was for political-ish and FOOTBALL-ONLY!!!

But your boy...SPIFFSTAR!!!!

MADE IT !

I couldn't believe it...

Now ya'll I did not really have a hook-up... and I believed that my pic was gonna be SUPER SMALL!

But I MADE IT!!!!

As a singer/songwriter...

I was AMP'D!!!!

I had performed twice on campus my 2 famous songs..."FaithFul" and "Matinee" at 2 different events... THE FRESHMEN HAVE GOTTEN A WHIFF OF ME!!!

In one of my lecture hall classes... These 3 girls told me they loved my performance and how they looked all over the net for the song I sang and I told them i wrote it and it was not up there... they were shocked and asked me to give them a sample...right then and there... AND MY NO SHAME SELF DID!... ADN THEY STARTED TO SCREAM!!!! I have GROUPIES!!!! Who would have thought.... My MIXTAPE IS TAKING LONGER THAN USUAL! BUT SHOULD BE OUT SOON!!!!!

P.S. I made up with someone special in my life... till next time!

YIKES!!! I need a BREAK!

2010-09-26T12:24:00.001-07:00

Okay My BAD!!!!

I have been M.I.A...

It's been kinda BUSY BUSY BUSY around me!!!

Ok... I have been so OVERWHELMED!!!!
You know, the "Yes SYNDROME!" YUP!

I have been affected by it!

It has been a bit difficult to use!!!

Every time I turn around my phone has been ringing OFF OF THE HOOK!

I have no time to myself!

Seriously!

I have decided to put my phone on a permanent SILENCE until! FRIDAY!

I really don'worry about my well t want to be bothered with anyone!

I mean I will still be on my Twitter game but... I need "ME-TIME"

I Need to stay focused in my last final year of school & get my life together!

I am Spiritually-Weak & Physically-slacking!

My cardio-game is on point, but my eating habits are out of control!

I need a Balance...

We all need to pull back whenever we feel overwhelmed...

I am honestly am not trying to hurt my friends or make it seem like I am DONE with them, but I am not a damn clown... I need to relax!

And worry about my well-being...

Thanks for being understanding...

Peace

NO Titles??? U TRIPPING!

2010-08-07T14:10:00.000-07:00

Yo FOLKS!

Aight...

This Post is about people who try to gives as to

why not having titles in their relationship should not exist!

LOOK IF YOU WANT TO NOT HAVE A TITLE SO BE IT!

BUT DON'T THINK THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS THE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE's!

Title's are only as big as you make it... meaning...

People have issues and insecurities.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Titles make it clear for Courtship and a time to test out your loyalty!

If you know you can't handle being in a relationship...THEN DON'T!!!!

Honestly why do people let others control them???

What happen to self-respect!?

You want to be out there dating... Then do so?

If you want to have sex... No that RARELY strings are not attached!!!

LETS GET IT TOGETHER!!!

No titles seems FISHY!!!

If your insignificant other does not want a title MAN-UP or BE A WOMAN and tell them TO GET THE HELL OUT OF YOUR FACE WITH THAT SHIT!!!!

For Real!!! Don't agree to Dumb Shit!!!

In the end you gonna be hurt!!

If you are not in a relationship, then don't you think it gives them room to cheat and have fun, while you trying to prove to them you are loyal!....

Are you kidding me????

SMH!!!!

RUNNN! Its the "Fat Shirt SYNDROME!!!"

2010-08-04T17:29:00.000-07:00

HEY FOLKS!

Okay is it just me or has anyone ever had the "Fat Shirt Syndrome?"

Well I sometimes have the "Fat Shirt Syndrome!" SMH!

Wait, before you all take Jabs at me about being Delusional and in Denial!

LET Me first say that the "FAT SHIRT SYNDROME" does exist!

What?... You never heard of it?

Well let me explain!

And After I explain what it is , I will explain to you how it affects people of all sizes!

Ok...

Don't you all know about that T-Shirt or Button-Up we all have that just makes our body look perfect.

Every time you rock that type of shirt you get compliments like, "looking good" or "did you lose some weight?" or "Someones been working out"!

OH HOW I LOVE THOSE COMPLIMENTS!!!!

And from the same mouths choose a less flattering shirt and hear "Someone's been eating late" or " Are you pregnant?" or "Can I rub Your Buddha-belly?"

"You Mother" is usually how I respond to those comments!

But Fat Shirt Syndrome is having any type of clothing that just makes your body look bulky and awkward. You probably was rushing in the store and never tried it on or just like the color scheme, but when you wore it a whole bunch of insecurities entered you and you are constantly adjusting it to try to appease the appearance of it on you.

We try to reserve Fat Shirts for our house clothes because usually they are much comfortable, but most times we find ourselves running out the house on an errand in them and receive horrible comments from all the people who know you! SMH!

We need to go shopping folks and take our times... MY NAKED BODY AIN'T FAT!!!!

It's that DAMN SHIRT!!!! GOSH!

Forgive, But Not Brought Up!

2010-08-01T20:09:00.000-07:00

What it Dizzle Shizzles?

Aight here we go!

So I have been giving speeches about True Forgiveness.

I use to define forgiveness as feeling and taking a deep breath.

I related forgiveness to feeling as if a burden was taken away from me.

I related it to the soothing feeling after holding your breath for a long time.

I never really felt that that was what forgiveness.

I have been searching & searching for what is FORGIVENESS...

AND NOW I KNOW!!!!!

FEAST YOUR EYES FOLKS!

Forgiveness comes within...

To Forgive someone is to give them another chance, a clean-slate!

I have had a few people in my life I needed to forgive me and I needed to forgive them and sometimes I would wait for them to give in... But That is not MATURITY at all!

To "Forgive & Forget" is not HUMANELY possible.

We can't force ourselves to forget major issues in our lives'.

We must learn to forgive the people for what they have done and NEVER bring up the issues to the person we forgive.

Even if the person repeats the same issue up again.

TRUE, REAL TRUE FORGIVENESS is to give a clean slate and as much as you remember it, to NEVER bring up that topic again.

You must not Forget, in order to not end up in that situation from which the person needed to be forgiven, but you must remember to know how to deal with the situation.

Forgiveness is REAL and takes time! We MUST TRAIN ourselves to use this gift!

Goodnite!

Women, Do you really know your worth?

2010-07-20T16:52:00.000-07:00

Whats up?

I have been keeping my blog focused on Me ONLY!

And I would like to change it up...

I am a very insightful person and I would like to share some discussion my Friends and I have on the daily basis!

I think this will help me keep up with Updating My ISH!

Alrite Here we go?

I have noticed that many of my Female Friends go-out with SUCKERS, LAMES, LOSERS to the "T"!!!!!!!!!!!

SMH!

& then they claim they are in LOVE with them!!!!

My thing is...

You can Love who you want to LOVE...

But at the same time Women should know their WORTH.

Not Be in a relationship because all their friend or Frenemies are in relationships... STOP RUSHING INTO TEMPORARY RELATIONS!

For example, Majority of the ppl I Hang with are the most creative, intelligent and driven folks ever!

I love my group of friends!

The females with that group are all worth having high standards with choosing the right guys, but usually never do.

I feel like women don't know their worth!

They deserve someone that is Educated, with common sense, that APPRECIATES them. yet they seem to find the players and lame folks all the time!!!

Then complain about dating the same type of LOSERS!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

IF YOU FEEL YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY PROGRESS WHEN IT COMES TO THE FOLKS YOU DATE...Which could be partying, bowling, movies, etc....

THEN YOU MUST SWITCH UP THE PLACES YOU FREQUENT! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...How about look in the library, starbucks, or the place of business you would want to date someone at... For example: If you want to date a guy that is consistent with a good job, maybe you should wait for the garbage men to come in the morning before you take the trash out to see if you can holla at someone or go to little businesses such as a local bank or supermarket to see if they are any TAKERS!..

SERIOUSLY!

Women Stop settling for anything and stop waiting for ppl to come to you, cuz you might attract the LAMES!... Go search and be PROUD!

THE END!

Eat that BOOK!

2010-06-24T10:21:00.000-07:00

HOLA!

Yup! I am still here!

Time just seems to fly!

Time and I have never really gotten along!

But w/e!

I'm here now!

So... Unfortunately! I am in college for the summer

Not the whole summer but Summer-ONE.

It's the Summer that occurs like 2 or 3 weeks after spring semester ends!

Well that how it is at my school!

So yeah... I am taking 2 courses! YEESH!

One about the Middle Passge and the other about Movies & Plays.

Which one you think is more interesting?

WRONG!!!!

Actually both courses are equally interesting!

I know, weird!

But Ever Since I got to Rutgers I have felt like I have lost my drive and motivation to be educated!

I have been to 3 different schools in the past 4 years!

It has worn me out a little but I did lose my drive!

Now All of a sudden I am taking these 2 classes to whcich I have not even purchased the book for and have suddenly regained my drive to LEARN more! It's so weird! See, my bank account is sick right now... it's been ill for a couple of weeks now, so I just haven't dropped by to see it and I had to buy 3 books all together... SmH... So I decided to ask my cousin to pay for the book rental at CHEGG.com... which was about $60 for all 3 books for 30 days... But my cousin didn't get back to me until yesterday and I am already taking midterms... Mind you, the classes are a month long, So Since I haven't had the book I have been taking HELLA-NOTES in my "Middle Passgae course" and have been using Wikipedia and other internet sights to read plays and turn in my homework.

Let me TESTIFY real QUICK!

IN BOTH OF THE CLASSES! I have NO BOOKS!

I participate and know what i am talking about MORE THAN EVERYONE IN BOTH CLASSES!!!

It's Crazy yo!!!!

Your boy is a GENIUS!

Both Proffessor LOVE ME and I HAVE NO DAMN BOOK!

I hope I get a B or A on the their midterms yo!!!

You honestly don't need a book You need to learn how to listen and take all the notes you can HEAR! For real College is a BIG ASS MONEY MAKING SCAM!!!

I hope I taught SOMEBODY out their Something!

These professor change like 2 words in the course book and call it a new edition and raise the HELL out of the price! SCAM,SCAM,SCAM!!!!!! I AM UNTO YOU SCAMMERS!!!

RESPECT vs. DISRESPECT...

2010-05-31T15:44:00.000-07:00

What It Do FOLKS!!!?

So I was wondering...

If your were disrespected

Just a bit... Is it not Disrespect still?

And if you have not been

disrespected does that mean you are

being respected?

SMH!!!

So my one of my OTHER cousins were disrespected by a boy

And this is one of my cousins that is always telling ppl OFF!

Even ppl who don't deserve it... So at the time she was

SUPPOSEDLY... suppose to tell this boy to whom she was "talking to"

OFF... She didn't..

She said, "she didn't feel disrespected to the point"..

But isn't Disrespect....Direspect..... Fuck the point, periods, and astericks!

IDK!

then on top of that... if she didn't feel disrespected ....then was she respected???

The boy told her OFF and she did nothing..... he wanted her to go to his house and she declined....

IDk... What you all think?

1 Barber, 2 Barber, 3 Barber- NOOO!

2010-05-24T17:12:00.000-07:00

Yo What's Great Folks!?

So... you know how I have the GREATEST MIND EVER!

I have came up with a new plan to save me time!

And my DIMES!

Look at me rhyming!!!

I could create a jingle... mabye even earn myself some Nickels!

YIKES I am becoming corny by the second...SMH! LMAO!

Nah but seriously..

I have gone through so many different barbers!!

I mean it's ridiculous!!!

My last BARBER was the BEST ONE!

All I get is Shape-ups (not even thingking about touching the FRO!)... So he use to clean me up in 5 mins top all the time...

I would walk in and their be a line&

He would let me cut the line because all I needed was a Measley SHAPE-UP!

& not plain, corny ones

Different, FLY, Quick shape-ups for $5-$7 bucks... like it was the best!

Tell me why this sucka DISAPPEARED!

His shop is always closed! I can't find his ASS!!!

I treat my barbers like my beef pattie spot...

I can't just be trying all type all WILLY-NILLY!

Nah I need a consistent Spot!...

So From now on I have decided to...

DO MY OWN SHAPE-UP's!!!

I mean who better to trust then myself!

I am nice with the clippers too... especially on myself!

I always do it in a jam.... so i have declared myself...a BARBER!

LOL!

Right now I am rocking my latest design called, "The Wolverine"

SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!! LMAO!!!!

Being Broke Ain't No DAMN Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-05-21T18:09:00.000-07:00

Yup/Yup!

Right now I am on the Parent Fund!

SMH!!!! Cuz that money ain't

guaranteed!

But I have been looking folks!

I have a job waiting for me at the same

summer camp I have been working at for 8 years!

I REFUSE to go back!

I don't like working with kids!!!

They get on my LAST NERVE!

So I found new job opportunities & come Next monday

I should have a new J.O.B.!!!!

I can't wait!

My pockets have too much LINT in them!

Time to get's Paid & get's PAID NOW!!!!

Ya'Heard!

LMAO! I feel all country and SHIT!

Scared money don't make no money!

For this summer o pop off well my pockets need GUAP!

Pray for me!

Where Have I been??!

2010-05-17T21:06:00.000-07:00

NO!!!

Where have you been? lol

SIKE!

DAMN! it's been a minute!

Well Blame it on Finals!!!

I am FINALLY home! YUPYUP!

I shamelessly had an audition for a tv show on Bravo

for songwriters and I went my my bro and my cousin!

It was not a good look!

Tell me how i went to the wrong audition! SMH!

I ended up at Bravo's Fashion Show audition!

I was SOOOOO HEATED!!!!

So one of the casting directors told me I was at the wrong address..

So I raced from 452 W something all the to 61st

I gave the damn METROCARD MACHINES all my MONEY!

SMH..

I was too late and they told me to apply on youtube....and I did today! SMH!

So but they claimed it ended at 12 noon...and i sent my vid at 4pm blurry and all! SMH!

It's now up to God if i should be exposed on a reality show!

IDK folks!

YIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-04-17T17:27:00.000-07:00

Could my dream to be a songwriter come true???

I think soo...

FOLKS!!!!

I am about to make a

MAJOR

move into the Right DIRECTION!!!

Lets just say....

A brother is about to

"SIGN THESE PAPERS!!!"- Usher

Yooooooo!

I am a tad bit afraid!!!!

It's kinda nerve wrecking!

My cousin just passed the bar & my Unlce is a Lawyer...

They are going to REVIEW IT ALL!!!

I can't wait!!! The Industry don't know ..."I AM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Some folks are getting to know me on twitter thats in the industry...

So I am going in with some homies!

Yo! I am Praying about it!!! I need GOD by My side or I am not going in at all!!!

Wish me luck FOLKS! LOL!

Whew!!!

2010-04-03T11:14:00.001-07:00

Last Night was Mess...

All I am going to say I felt GOOD!

Too good!!!

No lies... It was awesome !

To other ppl I was out of it... but I knew what it was

The think about it is that ppl caught me slipping

That i don't get down with, but it is what it is

I LOVE COLLEGE!

I could have discovered this in High School, but I was a goody2shoes!

Oh Well Last nite I took a long walk that was amazing &

walked right in to drama when All i was FEENING for was a blueberry muffin

and white hot chocolate from Dunkin Donuts! SMH!!!!

Yo LAST NITE WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

Go to Sleep in a COFFIN!!!

2010-03-26T12:24:00.000-07:00

YERP! Blog LIFE!

Last Week was my Spring Break!

& Let's just say I HAD A BLAST!

MY Gospel Choir Planned a Trip to go on a tour!

So we went to Myrtle Beach, ATL, Philly, V.A., M.D., & N.C.!

It was Madness on a bus with 46 Students in a bus!

Of Course I had Jokes from the beginning till the end!

We went to Cascade from ATL the movie..

Myrtle Beach itself, bowling, movies, lazer tag, nursing homes, couple churches

& basically created a tighter bond after all the unnecessary drama!

IT WAS TOOO MUCH FUN!

I just completed all my assignments, tests, and papers that was due on this week

after spring-break vacation and I am feeling MIGHTY GRAND!

My bank accounts looking good and everything seems to be going RIGHT!

Now What I need to do is HOP IN THAT GYM!!! YIKES!

I was looking through my Spring break pics on Facebook and I was like

"Who is that Round person???"

Sadly, it was me!

Yup My roommate calls it the "Buddha Belly"

I can't believe I let myself go like this!

I actually think it is FUNNY!

But I need to lose 20lbs ASAP!

I got a huge Decision to make about my career this week!

YUP YUP! ... I am suppose to be writing for a Major artist!

And Recording my own songs... So this "Buddha Belly" need to INFLATE! ASAP!

YIKES!

Gig After Gig/ New Rip-Slogan!!!

2010-03-10T19:44:00.000-08:00

Dang!
Where have i been you ask?
MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS!!
LMAO!
Nah but yoooo... "I have been around uh huh, uh huh
I've Been around the world" - MA$E
I have been entering contests on campus and performing
For all types of Gigs here & there...
Yup I have been stretching myself to get my name out there!
SMH!!!
It's tiring, but I've seem to have done the Damn thing!
One contest I place 2nd... Another I placed 3rd...
Who ever said i wasn't talented.... GOODNITE!
FYI: there are MANY MANY MANY singers in these competitions...
Well atleast the 2nd place one that I won!
YAY for me!
Anyways...
through some rtecent events in my life... I have INVENTED the greatest Rip-Slogan! YET!
DEFINE: Rip Slogan- a term, dance, or song you do after you crack jokes on someone...
"MURDA-MURDA-MA-MURDA-MURDA-MA-MURDA-MURDA!!!!!"
With a lil dance too....
Directions: Make your fingers look like hand guns and rotate them in parallel like a reggae jam in the 90's!
and UREKA!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy Julez Santana- Welcome to Jamrock (Remix)
This was my ish in highschool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!

2010-02-21T13:04:00.000-08:00

So What it do Bloggin' Fam!!!!?

So tell me why this week has been full of MADNESS!

I have been performing Day-In&Day-Out!!!!

Literally every day this Past Week!

SMH!!!!

My Song " Matinee" took off!...

& then my last performance of it #failed!

AAAAARGH!!!!

It's all good!

Yo... I have also been obsessed w/ sweatshirts lately!

Idk maybe because of the winter!

What else has been going on in my life?...

All My Professors are obsessed with me! (as always)

mmm..

I have been praying&talking to God alot lately!

Every time I pray it seems like I am in a Better Place!

What else... Right now I am watching, "I love yo, Man"

& sipping on a caprisun w/ funyuns!

i have a test tomorrow that I have no idea what it is about..

I am about to go take a show and hit the computer lab for an intense study session!

Wish my good luck!

PEACERZ!

Digression Session/ Ooooh You #jealous!!!

2010-02-09T14:37:00.000-08:00

So... I am Still Alive!
Yup Yup!
For those who don't know... I am a TWitter-HEad: @Mrspiffster
All Day& Everyday!
So here it is folks...Today i was sooo Sick!
I missed my first class, which is Music theory.... which I HATE!
Digression Session:

My Professor looks young, but is old. He has shoulder length hair and always wears it in a ponytail, because he has a HUGE bald spot in the center of his DOME. He wears khaki pants every single day, that look like they were made for short people. YES HE IS MAD SHORT! He gets on my nerves because he teaches for the student who know music (BAND GEEKS!!!)... My music knowledge contains F.A.C.E and Every Good Boy Does Fine.... I really feel like I am being taught a new language in his course all the time... SMH! I hate that I look confused as others do and he still teaches.. WTF... Imma speak up NOW!... I was trying not too.. smh! I use that class time to tweet anyways..

But I Digress... LOL!
I was sooo ill with a non-stop running nose, sneezing, death-cough and weaak body to attend the class that is literally 15 steps from my dorm...
I finally got up around 2:30 and took a shower and got ready for my 4:30 class, News Reporting & Writing.
Digression Session:

I like the class because the professor is cool. He is old, but wants everyone to be a journalist and keeps the class interesting. He made us all o to Municipal Court of any city in NJ to basically watch old folks in the neighborhood argue with council members about bullshit... It basically was like watching immature folks argue... Jerry Springer LIVE BABY!

But I digress.. #AGAIN!

In the middle of a quiz session he asked me, How I was doing & I replied," Not well, I am sick"... Shocked& concerned about his BEST student who keeps the course sooo interesting. He told me to go home and recover....

I did not argue at all! I grabbed all my SHIT... and thanked him while I left.

He also added that he would grant me full credit!!

See it pays to have the PRofessor acknowledge & like you!

WHAMMERS!
My classmates and Floor- Mates of my DORM are Jealous as HELL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Winter vacation is OVER!? Nooooo!

2010-01-17T23:30:00.000-08:00

Damn it was too good to be true!!!!!!
WEll I had TOOOOO MUCH FUN!
BEST BREAK EVER!
Every nite I had something to do!
A dream come true!
I promised you all MORE pics & here they are!
Time for school!
Right now its 2:53 a.m.
I am suppose to be sleeping, but had to post this entry befor eI am back on campus...
I may be M.I.A.... But pls pray for me & my Macbook to unite! before March! LOL!
When it does.... I will post a new BLOg every SINGLE DAY! lol!
I would tell you all that went done in the pics..... but it would be toooo LONG! ....
Ceate your own story folks! lol!
PEACE!

DAMN! ALREADY!

2010-01-14T13:50:00.000-08:00

So yup!

It's about that time!!!!!!!!!!!

SMH!

The

vacation is OVER!

Back to School!

Well Let's just say I had a BLASTS!

I was having too much fun!

Every nite chilling with the HOMIES!

But Right now I am doing my Laundry and Chillaxin' to the MAX!

This Semester is going to be Full of new Students, new drama, New classes, New SHIT altogether!

I am actually not looking forward to it, but... DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

NOPE!
I will Do my best to keep you all posted...

Also For this year I want to incorporate more PHOTOGRAPHY in my blogs... So Let's see how that GOES!

This SEMESTER IS A YEAR OF BUDGETING!

I Need My Songs Copyright to be complete
I Need My Macbook
I Need Classes for the Summer time!
&I Need My Roundtrip Florida TiX...

Let's See how I can make all of that happen... SMH!

Alrighty folks! Till Next time!

2010 theme is...."Ican&Iwill NOW!" Remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Dream Deferred...SMH!

2010-01-10T18:40:00.000-08:00

So at this point... I am LITERALLY "SHAKING MY HEAD!"

I am working Hard, but feeling like I am still standing still!

I need to MOVE!

Okay... So I went to the studio and brought one song that I wrote to life...

But the thing is... THERE ARE TO MANY THINGS ABOUT IT!

My friend who was originally on the song was unable to sing it... so...

I found another girl to sing it.... but she has TOO MUCH of a Gospel Background!

IDK!

It's to hard!

The First girl has already started on her own song & it sound BEAUTIFUL!

I am not even that mad that "Bluff-Boy" (the name if the track) is not perfect...

I am mad that i have not started any of MY SONGS!

The SONGS THAT I HAVE WRITTEN!

MY OWN MATERIAL!

I wrote "Bluff-Boy" to a track the producer produced and the first girl wrote a lil something-something also... So I can't even take Full Credit..

SMH!

I Feel Like I am Doing everyone a Favor!...

I NEED TO START WORKING ON MY OWN STUFF! ASAP!

I don't know how or when....

But this "Ican&Iwill" THEME is gonna make it happen!

WATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what THIS IS MY DRIVE!

2 days ago I spoke with Great Scott & he GAVE ME THE BEST ADVICE!

He is MAD cool YO!

I have to WORK & FIGHT IN ORDER TO GET WHAT I WANT! I AM GOING TO DO SO! ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this BLOGGIN' THING...it's giving me sooooo much DRIVE TO FIGHT FOR WHAT I WANT!

WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#cmon I'm GROWN!

2010-01-07T08:07:00.000-08:00

So.. Folks...

This morning I woke up to much DRAMA online!

SMH...

I started out taking shit to heart& Getting upset!

but My older Cousin, "Kay" put it in Perspective!

"Ya'll really need to grow up!"

Is what she texted me... & She is SOOOO RIGHT!

Why am I arguing online like I am 13 years old!

I can't even be mad at the people I am arguing with!

I got mad songs to copyright, schedules to complete, a road test to practice for, & back to campus next week!

I have too much on my plate!

2010... "I'm Going In & I'm Going Hard"

No More arguments over the NET.... I will Leave that SHIT to the BIRDS!

WORD!

"I Can& I Will" THEME!

2010-01-06T13:05:00.000-08:00

YESSSSSSIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is my THEME this year!

I am not taking "NO for an ANSWER AT ALL!!"

I am going to do WHAT I Want to do!!

I went to the Studio tuesday NITE! SMH!

What I wanted to occur did not fully happen, But we Got a song completed!

So that was a PLUS!

I have this HUGE plan for me to BREAK IN TO the MUSIC INDUSTRY!

Hopefully by the end of this month I can let you all know whats going to happen!

So I understand that I Have lost some viewers.... I try to keep up with everyone on my blogroll, But It's hard...

I am about to EDIT the HELL out of it!

I am about to drop SOOOOO many BLOGS and add new ones!

NEW YEAR; NEW SHIT!

I rather have interesting folks up there anyways!

Last, but not least... The title of my blog is about my NEW YEARS RESOLUTION!

I am MAKING SHIT HAPPEN!

Taking advabntage of my opportunities!

DEPENDING ON FOLKS SUCKS!

IT'S ABOUT TIME I DO ME!

PEACE, LOVE & SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

2010! We made it!

2010-01-01T13:47:00.000-08:00

So Are you all Amp'd as I am!

I am doing BIG THINGS!

Not attempting or thinking about it!

All my Effort and Dreams are going to be accomplished!

FINALLY!

I have a DRIVE & Goals...

This week I got Studio Hours and Driving courses to take!

LOL!

Oh & about driving!

I failed the test twice... Yes... the actual Driving Test!

But I am ready for my LICENSE!

No LIE!

The 2 passed in structors were Racist!....(lol thats my story and I am sticking with it!)

I got 5 songs to complete in like a week!!! SMH!

This is going to be difficult!

I have been biting my tongue with the Producer, but recently I had to SPAZ a little!

And it went well...

I was in church LAST NITE!

& I feel sooooooooooo SUPER CONFIDENT & RELIEVE GOD GOT MY BACK!

It's gonna be AWESOME!

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010 Already! YEESH! LOL!

2009-12-29T18:05:00.000-08:00

Yo Baby, Yo Baby YOOOOO!!!!!

Again I have disappeared, But I am back for the Jumpoff!

I am home!

College was "eh"!

I did not enjoy my grades as much i would have ...

If I was not meeting another College's core requirements for the 3rd time!

For all those who don't know, I have an Associates in Communication and this is my third and FINAL college!

I have 1 more year to obtain my Bachelors in Journalism & Media studies with a Minor in Music!

So..my 1st term at my college is over!

I don't know too much about my schedule, but i know I CUTTING OFF So MANY FOLKS!

When you have time to reflect and think, you are able to see soo much more clear!

SOME PPL ARE SO FAKE TO ME & SCARED OF ME... It makes me feel so UNCOMFORTABLE!

This year is going to be a year that i establish WHO I AM!

I Don't Deal With Shit like this AT HOME! So I won't deal with it at school!

I am sort of PISSED RIGHT NOW TYPING THIS!

I wanted to put up my GOALS FOR 2010... BUT I HAD TO GET THIS SHIT OFF MY CHEST!

SMH!

Until Next time!

Let'em Go!

2009-11-25T13:59:00.000-08:00

Bloggin' Fam! Top of the P.M.!

So...

Lately ppl have been Cutting ME off!

Smh...

Most of these ppl are from college...

One person cut me off because they claimed I am a horrible person

That constantly interrupts people!

The next person cut me off because I only thought my exposure as she hooked up with this Rich dude!

I am not perfect!

I have made advances to apologize...

But at the smae time I don't know these people from Nowhere!

I was upset at them cutting me off...

But I am OK!

They owe me nothing as I owe them nothing!

Letting them Go! is what I have chosen to do!

I may be wrong.... but what do you all think?

P.S..... I have made advances to talk, but they have refused...

FOLKS! I have def been M.I.A! AGAIN!!!!! LOL!

2009-11-13T10:04:00.000-08:00

HIIIIIII-YA!

LOL!
Bloggin' Fam..

School has been kicking my BUTT!
But I refuse to FAIL!

NOPE!

The bachelors degree is right at my finger TIPS!

I WILL be the BEST SONGWRITER EVER!

And I WILL SUCCEED!!!

I KID YOU NOT!

My life has been Blessed& turned UPSIDE DOWN!

I have been going through it ya'll!

Beefin' with R.A's in my Dorm.... Beefin with residents in the Dorm

YO!!!

All this confrontation! Could I be the problem?

SHUCKS!

IDK!

All I know is that ppl need to stop assuming my life!

I assume a lot... But I asume situations out loud! Not a persons character or life!

Those are things we can't help but to think about...

But It has been brought to my attentiuon that certain ppl...

Think that my mouth is the most reckless thing CREATED!

Granted these folks don't know me...

I have been told when you get this age and go to that grade...... Someone ain't gonna take you shit and beat the hell out of you (me).... IT HAS NEVER AND WILLL NEVER HAPPEN!

Ppl assume I say the first thing that comes to mind.... But I do NOT!

I say crazy things, but not to just anyone... I make sure to build a relationship with a person before I release my inner HUMOR!...

I hate when ppl SWEAR they know me... But in actuality all you know ... IS WHAT I SHOW & What I WANT YOU TO KNOW!... Plus you can never really KNOW ANYONE!... So Chillax and hope off my DICK! WHAMMERS!

Match- Maker Spiff... Spiff-Harmony!

2009-10-19T13:58:00.000-07:00

Hi-Dee-Hoo! There BLOGGA'Z!

LOL!

So.. I have found these two BANGIN' girls on Campus!I mean there are beautiful girls everywhere on this HUGE campus...

BUT I have LOCATED 2 ...DOS....DUECES!.. YES & they ARE +(plus)DIMES!

SMH... I want to Slap there MAMA's and Shake their hands at a good job DONE!

So... I have introduced my self to both girls through mutual friends... So they know I exist!...

Now I need to find a way to have some alone time with each girl to see if we are intellectually on the same level and then I have to choose.....

AHHH the WORK and Overtime! LMAO!

I mean I am not looking for a Wifey, but I am not trying to b.S. either.... So I am putting in work!

Ok.. I know you all are like, "Why that title for your blog?"

Pls. Relax and let me get to it.... SHEESH! LMAO!... Sike

But it's just what it says.... i have just hooked up On of my Macedonian friends with one of my Female friends and the two seem inseparable.... No they are not official yet, but i know I had magic HOOK-UP POWERS!... I convinced the two, whom never met, that they were very attractive to one another and created a blind date with me there... the entire time at dinner I kept on moving away from the table so that the two were forced to keep each other company. Later on that night both of them gave high-fives at separate times claim, " I did well!".... For some reason I know alot attractive ppl ... altogether...

Girls have always wanted me to hook them up with my friends or family members...

And guys ALWAYS claim that I have the baddest Chicks around me all the time...

Attraction is very good, but most of the time, we are not intellectually compatible or lacks confidence altogether. Some of the baddest females have the MOST insecurities and I have no time to deal with that. Confidence in a female is SOOOOOO very attractive to me... idk... maybe its just me!

What do you think?

Spiff out!....

Stay tuned... "The Mean Girl of the Campus, Token Black Spiff? & Edu-ma-Cation!" are the next titles of the soon-to-come blog posts!

2009-10-16T08:35:00.000-07:00

GEEEEZ! Where have I been???

So much Has been going on!

I HAVE MISSED BLOGGIN'!

I had to go on My Dude, Andre's Blog,(The Hot FISH GREASE) to notice on his Blog Roll that i haven't posted anything for 3 weeks!

YIKES!

That is sooo terrible!

I have sooo Much to tell you all!

Ok... Here is a little History!

I am a Se-Junior in College (A nice term I created)

Since after this semester I will be a Senior!

I have an Associates Degree in Communication and is pursuing Journalism& Media Studies with a Minor in Music.

My major purpose in College is to NETWORK& Create as many friendships as I can with Future Leaders.

My Goal is to become a notable Singer/Songwriter...Songwriter should be first though!

I live in a dorm full of Sophomores and a small percentage of Juniors and Seniors.

My Floor preferably is Poppin'!!!

I am 1 out of 4 black ppl on the floor.

My closest homies consist of...

My Roommate, Rick, (Mexican) Who is cool although we have our MAJOR Differences we also have a mutual respect for one another!

Jay, (Caucasian) who is a ex-soldier who claims to be anti-social and mean, but is the coolest friend EVER!

Torr, ( Caucasian) Who is so real and nice...She balances Jay and i when we have disagreements! It's awesome!

I have never experience diversity in a school setting!

My high school was majority hood blacks and some Hispanics!

My year at Montclair State University was a year of segregation... Nationalities def stayed with there own! Smh

I always expected to become friends with a Trust-Fund baby or babies, and live a lavish life with them...Traveling, socialite parties, etc....

But I have met many rich, very rich kids and I treat them like I treat everyone else and they all seem cool and down to earth!...

Even Around them i am still the Fly-est of them all! SMH!...

I will be writing more on my blog ASAP! Next couple of topics are going to be about!

Match- Maker Spiff, The Mean Girls of the Campus, Token Black guy, Edu-Ma-cation!

Stay Tuned pls..... Plus I am constantly reading every ones blog on my blog roll!

So Don't get it twisted! LOL!

Should I???

2009-09-21T14:34:00.000-07:00

HOLA BLOG FAMILIA!!!!!!

I Know you missed me!

Because I DEF missed ya'll!

So... Tell me why my junior year in COLLEGE IS THE SHIT!

LOL!

So far I have had only two minor altercations and everything has been Straight!

Well this blog is gonna be about HATERS!

Okay On Campus, I have noticed that these 2 boys... I think they are Freshmen

That basically be all in MY SHIT!!! Every-time they see me they just STARE AT ME ALL THE TIME!

Now I know sometimes ppl get captivated over whatever I am wearing or my kick!

But ( read this part LOUD and FAST) DAMN THEY BE ALL IN MY SHIT!

Like, "Can I live, Can i Breathe, Inhale, Exhale; Get Off Of ME"

- Sisqo "Enter the Dragon" Album

One recent situation happened at a Girl's football team hosted by the Iota's on my Campus...

But before that.... We were all on the Campus Shuttle and my text ring-tone went off... Keri Hilson "Intro" from her latest album which is my shit..... Even though I am a MAN, Thats My shit! lol.... And these 2 losers were laughing mad hard about to choke off there spit while all the White folk on the bus looked at them like they were crazy..... So I spoke, " Ya'll laughing at my text ring-tone" They was like tit caught them off guard... My thing is... Still after this incident. These boys continue stalk my life...They must think I am a Freshmen and not a transfer whose fit will DIG UP THAT ASS!

I think If I SPAZ one good time they will FIND SOMEWHERE TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

I just hate when ppl be al up on me and I spot you heavy in my peripheral's NAH MEAN!

IDK... What ya'll think? Am I blowing this out of proportion! Or should I Wyl'd OUT! ???? LOL!

I HATE STUPID RAPPERS!!!

2009-09-11T14:45:00.000-07:00

*SB
T-Pain Has recently BEEN #1 on my LIST!

I am a daily reader of Mediatakeout.com

And This entry is OVERDUE!

Now If you have been keeping up with my blog...

I never talk about Celebs But this IGNORANCE, must be brought to LIGHT!

This BITCH, went and purchased a BIG ASS CHAIN...

That Literally Says, " The Big Ass Chain"....

...

Obama should have bought his IGNORANCE TO LIGHT!

The Chain cost $400,000.00 ..WTF!!!

Are you Serious????

He said All of his kids have trust funds in the millions, so he could do it!

That DUMB ASS pissed me off!

My thing is, so many ppl out in the world are in War-torn Nations, Some ppl don't have food nor clothes at all and his IGNORANT ASS went and bought that STUPID ASS CHAIN!

I think T-Pain makes black ppl look so stupid, ignorant, childish, and reasons why many white folks don't think a black man should lead.

He is talented, but a joke at best!

Even if he does not help someone in another country.... how many kids could he have divided their tuition for college?..

He is ridiculous and I will NEVER respect him if he continues down that SELFISH and IGNORANT ROAD!

Do you all think I am blowing this out of proportion???

OFFICIALLY DONE W/ College Parties!!!!

2009-09-03T19:36:00.000-07:00

I Can't take waiting in lines!

Fake-Gangsta's trying to Ditch!

Girls Always Sneaking In!

Hood- PPL!

I need a New crowd to party with!

I am Officially 21 ...& tonite was a disaster!

I was trying to get into a Frat party and waited 2 hours in this long ass line..

Outside of the Student Center...

Some BITCH-Ass-BITCH Dude try to ditch me, while my back was turned...

But I got my Spot Back ASAP!...

All the ppl that was suppose to come with me all had class...

SB*... Now most college students hate to have classes on Fridays.... But tell me this.... WHY IN THE FUCK would you have class on a FUCKING THURSDAY NITE!!!... that is College party nite!.... EVEN the White kids don't even do that SHIT!... IDK...

....MAD PPL DID NOT GET IN! The security Guard and the woman monitoring the lines were talking to one another about, "How they gonna make ppl wait although its filled and send everyone home soon!

So Back to me waiting in this FUCKED up line for two Fucking hours to turn my ass back around to go to my dorm....

Never again!...

I am doing my partying in NY... With PPL Who FRESH, & SuccessFUL!....

I am done with the COLLEGE SHIT!!!!

I HATE FRESHMEN!!!

2009-08-31T09:28:00.000-07:00

Yo! PPL, PPL, PPL!

My Second day on Campus.... SMH...

I know I am suppose to continue writing about my FUN ASS SUMMER! LOL

But I need to Digress a Bit to my College Experience @ RU! SMH!

Aight ya'll...

So... While I was at an Alpha Phi Alpha Cookout.... I met up with one of my Homies who graduated with me from my Community College... While we were there, i felt like there were too many Black folk.... LOL... That I did not know! SMH... I felt as if they were not being black.... I mean, I felt like everyone was being distant... and weird.... Probably they thought I was a Freshmen.... Mind You.. I don't want ppl to be all up in my face, but I hope you all are attempting to understand where I am coming from....( if not let me know...lol)...

So My friend, her roommate and I was invited to a Sigma Party Later that nite at a Huge 10 room Mansion! I was Kinda excited cuz I have not been to a party, party in a long time... And Although I am not a party-feen... I love to dance!.... So I went hone to get some more clothes and then Got back to Campus and got dressed and ready to meet up with my homies on the bus... But she told me she was unable to get on the crowded, infested Freshmen bus... So she was contemplating Driving...

MY DUMB-ASS on the other hand, got on the bus! WHY?????????????

I reluctantly had a seat on the tightly-packed bus.... I soon realized that all the bodies on the bus were White, Freshmen... They all smelled like BEER... and was loud as HELL!!!!! Yelling, Shouting, Singing, Cursing....the WORKS BASICALLY!!!! I was like, "I Can't take it!"

So, this black next to me was talking about how she wanted to dance and how she left a white frat party, where everyone was just drinking and playing beer-pong... SMH... I told her where I was heading an she said she rather go back to her house, then she corrected herself and said Dorm.... I was like "how old are you?".... she responded, "18".... I was sooo surprised and shocked by her answer and told her that I thought she was 25... She got mad & wanted to stop talking to me, while I laughed ... And then I realized that i knew her.... She performed at an Open Mic that I frequent...

This WORLD IS TOO DAMN SMALL SOMETIMES.... we exchanged numbers and She left my STUPID BLACK ASS on the CROWDED, STINK ASS BUS!.... I was so mad... I didn't know that I need to take 2 buses to get to the damn mansion and then earlier, I had so many signs from facebook ppl, and this long ass bus (Campus Shuttle) ride that I should have stayed home... So i decided to stay on the Shuttle until I reached my Destination back to my Dorm... I Made my new roommate go party , since I was going to party and he left while I was in the Dorm eating a Day-old Cheeseburger from burger King... SMH... Rough NITE!

Summer Craze!!! Part Duex!

2009-08-25T16:42:00.000-07:00

YO! MY PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes... Spiff back in ACTION!
Aight so If you read the last blog you would have known that YOUR boy...
SPIFF!... ME!!!... A SOPHISTICATED BLACK BROTHA!!!Got Kicked out of a Party...
Tell me why this time...
I got in a A 21 year old lounge, but my peeps... Lamz, Sco, and Andrea=(My new Homie)...
Ain't get in!!!!
WTF!!!!
LMAO!...

Aight here it is... Me, Tiff, My Fine cuz (Safee), Sco, Lamz & Drea all got dressed up to go to this NICE lounge in the Village called the "Underground"...
Mind you.... We had been there before on a Sunday nite, but this time we went on a Saturday Nite! SMH!...
On Sunday nites it's usually SUPER crowded and celebs be in there like, K-Ci& JoJo, Lil Jon, and MORE!...

Its a Open Mic nite on Sundays and last time we went mad record execs were there but I had no chance to sing! SMH!
So I heard on Mondays you can find a seat so... I decided to go on MONDAY!
Big Mistake ....Cuz this FEMININE FAT ASS MAN WITH A BROKEN WRIST...
was at the door checking I.D.'s... So Tiff, Safee & I got in.... While walking in Lamz, Sco, and Drea outside pissed this FAT SHIT is not letting us in! SMH!!!!!

So.. Now I am heated FINE cuz, Safee is the youngest and she is in!
This place never used to be 21& older.... and the man said now they switch it up when they feel like it!!!! I was sooo ticked that I told him Safee and my age...September 1st is my Bday!

He whipped out his flash light and started squinting taking a second look at Safee's license wghich surely said.... UNDER 21 in RED.... V.A. licenses put you on BLASTS! lol!.....
FUCKING LOSER!!!
I wanted to fling my I.D. at his FAT ASS!
But we started wandering around The Village until we found this Spot called," The Groove!"...
You had to be 21 & older to get in.... But they were "allegedly in DIRE NEED of ppl.... So we all got in!....
It was nice... they had a LIVE BAND & performer... It was this old, black man that had to be in his 50's singing every song from Ne-Yo to Michael Jackson.... He was aight.... And I was just itching to get on the mic all NITE!
Finally he had me get my shine and he basically made me freestyle to some song...Tiff and Lamz were my only witnesse as everyone scrabbled at ATm's to pay the bill!...
Speaking of the Bill! LOL...The Waitress was the worst!... She couldn't remember anyones order and the QUESADILLAS WERE SUPER SALTY!.... TIFF BLASTED!.... I LAUGHED!....WE ALL PAYED..... So the blasting was useless!

SMH..... In all we had a FINE NITE!.... Messing with ppl in the street and stuff!...

Next Blog Topic is "HARLEM!"

You Must Be 21 or OLDER! SORRY SUCKA!

2009-08-15T11:23:00.000-07:00

DANG! Where have I been? LOL!

Well... I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE BEST!!!!!

SUMMER EVER!!!

Seriously....

I have SOOOOOOO Much to Tell You ALL!

YEESH!

Where do I Start?

How About the Great Scott Story!?

Aight here we go!

So there is this Socialite in NY named Great Scott, who is from my city in Jersey, that interned with The "Fugees" and Now works as a Stylist to Celebs & is a Model.

Aight... So I started following him on twitter and responded to his little "Wise Cracks" about Jersey!... And he tweeted back...

Next thing I know he invites me to a NETWORKING party in NY.

So my Bro (http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/) and My Cuz (Sco) both have their Entrepreneurship Trait poppin' off and since I write songs and stuff, this event would benefit all of us!...

So I also read that you have to be 21 to get in... Now I am 20 going on 21 Sept. 1st... Oh BOY!

The Party is clearly before my B-day and ...

RECENTLY, I had been watching a E! Special about all the millionaires who basically lied, cheat and stole their way to get to where they are NOW! That was my MOTIVATION TO GO!

PLUS!, Dee&Ricky (who are friends to Great Scott, Creators of the Lego Accessories which are sold online and in Marc Jacobs Store) was featured in some magazine that told a story about how they snuck into a Hamptons party and Marc Jacobs Boyfriend had liked their items and told Marc about them , which basically made them HOT...

So I have my inspiration to get into to event. I invited some of 4 ppl with me who are intested in NETWORKING and we go... I made sure to Bring my Real FINE cousin to flirt with Great Scott to get us in also if all my other plans fail!...

I really had no plan, but to look confident enough to enter the venue....LOL!

When we go to the line the Bouncer said,"NOPE"!

DAMN!.... So they had the party in a place called POP BURGER... sort of a fastfood place, that has a lounge upstairs, and the restaurant part down stairs.

So my FINE cuz need to use the bathroom, so while she did that my Bro and other Cuz went snooping around and found stairs that lead to the party.... So they texted us immediately from the party and we all ran to JAM!...

As soomn as we got Upstair the Bouncer was behind us with his arms crossed saying, " What I tell ya'll?!!!!!!!!!"

I WAS SOOOOO DAMN EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

We all didn't even respond we just put our heads down and went downstairs...

But both of my cousins were still upstairs.... The FINE cousin came down unaware of what had been going on since she was in the bathroom and (Sco) was in the party looking for GREAT SCOTT after i texted him we got kicked out!... As soon as I texted him Scott had walked right in fron of me outside the venue..... Then I sent my cousin and a friend to go in for the kill!

... Scott let us get in there, but! THAT DICK BOUNCER SAID NO since he worked for POP BURGER adn not SCOTT! WTF!... Whatever.... we walked around the city and ended up in Times Square Dressed all nice with SHIT to do!... LOL!... Atleast we got in the party! LMAO! We still had a blasts!

P.S. Scott twittered later that nite about how the party was wack... So I ain't miss SHIT! HA!

Urban Vernacular! Well... The Ones I HATE!

2009-07-18T14:20:00.000-07:00

People Of Blogging LAND!

WhazzzzzzzzUP!?

So I have been sort of M.I.A...

Because of work and I have been SUPER TIRED lately!

Today I was suppose to hit up NY and do some random Shopping, chilling &

Locate a NEW restaurant to Grab some Grub at!... But got caught up this morning!... Oh well!

My Front yard is finally trimmed & complete though....

Moving along... to my Topic...

URBAN VERNACULAR!... Yes...OH Boy...

So recently I have noticed my patience for Ignorance is weighing on ME!

There are some Terms and statements made by (preferably) Black ppl that are IRKING THE SHIT outta me lately!...

Everytime I hear them... I CRINGE with AGONY with a STFU to the culprit!...Aight here they are!

"Gasing"... YOOOO!!!! I hate this word sooooooooo MUCH, that my bro & cuz constantly use it to IRK me!... The first time I heard it when i was giving on of my other cousins a FAKE compliment and she replied, "Why you gasing me! Stop gasing Yo!"... I was like, " what the hell? pls don't ever say that wack ish to me ever!"... I have noticed that More and more ppl are using this ! WTF! By the way By Bro & Cuz Blogs are...http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/ & Will... Fix your Blogs link asap!

"No Shit Sherlock".... I think this is the Wackest, most lame, Corny and BEYOND statement ever... Who ever made this statement shoudl be shot and recisuscitated and then BOMB, then get SUCKA punched in the face by Tyson! I think that statement is to thought of and choregraphed to be said... I also think its not quick or catchy enough...especially not by the hood!

"DOPE/Crack"....Ok... I have been on the fence with these two words... If I ever use these terms, i am usually making fun of ppl who use it.. Ppl think once you got some fly kicks and skinny jeans you need to use these words to fit in! WRONG!... I hate these to words and think that ppl feel they have SWAG with it... PLS STOP!

"I Dig"... What are you digging up? Sorry... I can't take this word at all... Let the old school folks have their word... Let the Snoops and Samuel Jackson's relieve their youthful/old days.... Pls young folks... lol... We got to do better! LMAO!

"Imma get you Sucka"......*Serious stare*....LMAO... Sike I forgot the last one I DON'T LIKE! LOL...

I have took the liberty of sharing my own vernacular.... Mind you.... I don't sit down alone of Saturday Nites coming up with new phrases...lol... It just comes out naturally when I verbally attacking someone with JOKES!

So.. we have...

"Whammerz"... or wham! Is taken from comic books and it usually catches all ppl off guard! I like that!

"Bullet Bullet"... you must say it with integrity or like a Jamaican after you rip someone! Also, put your hand in the form of gun or act as if you have a rifle toward the person... LOL!

"Ding-Ding"... which is like, the boxing match has started after you have (again ) ripped someone!

Last but not least .... Old , but still hot... The original..."SHUTDOOOOOWWWN!".. LoL!... It is the ultimate Finish on Anyone!

Aight till next time... Next blog will be about Summer camp Antics!

Tweet DEEZ!

2009-07-08T17:21:00.000-07:00

Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!!!

So My twiiter has been poppin'!

I am SUPER SERIOUSLY ADDICTED! LOL!

I have been having some of the best debates, conversations, awesome/hilarious trendy topics, Celebrity and Fan arguments ALL ON TWITTER!!! LOL!

My last beef was with Estelle who fans came attacking me!!! smh
Mind you... I am an Estelle Fan... I guess this day i wanted a response from her and Got it immediately! LOL! I ended up apologizing for being aggresive... I was not disrespectful, at all just a little forceful! lol

Wyclef, Laurie Ann Gibson (From making the band), and come others always reply to me!

Most of the time I am twitter with my conversation buddies.... Who might I add, I have never met.... One is from BK... the Other is from Chi-Town and the other is from Alabama....

They all are real cool!

There are some others that I tweet also... But what I am starting to benefit from MY TWEETS ...for example...

IF you like a girl & want to holla ... It is the perfect place to do so.... Cuz... All you got to do is reply to her tweet.... For example... there was this bangin girl on Myspace that I had wanted to speak to but didn't want to come of as a stalker or some loser of the male species that hit her up constantly... So i just followed her and commented on one of her Tweets and it was smooth sailing!
Don't knock it till you try it... Don't be lame and dismiss it! Cuz I guarantee once you get a hang of it... you're gonna LOVE IT !....
HINT: you need to follow mad ppl and have awesome comments in order to join the flow... if not you will give up and end up having negative feedback! Dont be a LOSER! TRY!

I am telling ya'll ... This Twitter -thing is AMAZING!... DRAMA FULL and AMAZING!.... I can't get enough of it and I forsee Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in the NEAR FUTURE!
Facebook ...Ahh....
Myspace.... What is that again...
youtube...still relevent
Ustream/justin tv....depends lol

TWEET me: twitter.com/mrspiffster

I ALMOST called her a B______!!!

2009-06-18T16:30:00.000-07:00

Yoooooo!

Blog FAM!

Aight!!!....

A bro Got himself... his 2ND Permit!

I know you all about to say "WTF!!??"

I know, I know... I am mad late and too old...

But let me PAUSE you all for a SEC!

1. I am NEVER TOO OLD! BISH!

2. I am only 20 years YOUNG SUCKAS!

So it was the Journey around getting the permit that made me want to BLOG!

IT WAS SUPER DUPER CRAZY!

Now my city in Jersey is not as BIG as NEWARK, but yeah...

So... I was a cautious about catching the 24 BUS

Cuz I heard TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT IT!

Like how the Highschool and Middle school Kids be wildin'...

All the project and Bebe's kids be on that bus and that ride is like two hours.... SHIT!

So I made sure I wore something I could DEF fight in

Although I would never want to hurt someones child.... BUT STILL...

DONT TEMPT ME BISH! LOL!

So... I went to the BEST BANK EVER... BANK OF AMERICA

And I saw too many folks I had no business seeing... smh... One of them was the reason...

I created the previous blog...

And you all are the only ppl I will show this pic too... GET READY!...

Cuz this dude.. I have known for Some odd years...

He looked....CRAZY for his prom...

He had the Audacity to ROCK FAKE YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay you perm/texturizer...and that limo driving suit wasn't as bad ...but the fake YEEZY'S!

SMFH!!!!!

So... I digress.....

I got my permit by the Grace of God ya'll Cuz I def got 9 questions wrong....yeesh!

I was about to fail that sucka!.... LOL!....

After spending my entire day in that place I need to be out of Newark... Cuz it was getting dark...

And my ish is kinda expensive.... so it would be like me drawing ppl in to rob my stupid ass!

So as I was trying to figure out where was the nearest bus stop.... THE DMN BUS CAME SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET!

So I get my Mike Phelps running on and told this Hispanic woman to hoold the bus while running..since she was near it...

She igg'd me and kept on Going...

The bus left as I arrived... I was like... "You stupid bit-oooooooo! God Please help e before I curse this woman out!"

I was SOOOOOOO heated that I had to run in public ...then miss the damn bus!

And the woman was a FEEN.... She was doing some weird drug... I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA HER!

I threw on my Ipod and zoned out...

Next thing this thug came straight to me... and started talking to me...

All I kept thinking was... "Please don't try to talk to me on some gay-ish"

But he wasn't ... He was pissed he failed the test by like 20-something questions.... and he just got out of jail and all the BULLSHIT.... That I didn't feel like hearing... WHY DO THE CRAZY PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS!???

SHIT!

I just saw a whole BUNCH OF GHETTO PROM ATTIRE! LMAO!

2009-06-11T18:26:00.001-07:00

Yooooooooo!
BLOG FOLKS!!!
I peeped ppl ain't been showing love, but whatever... Thank God I don't blog for ya'll!!! BULLET BULLET!!! LOL! I couldn't help myself!

So My topic starts of with a song

MY MY MYYYY, MY, MY, MY... you sure lookin' TACKY TONITE!!! SMH
I just got a hold of SOME TERRIBLE PROM ATTIRE PICS from my OLD HIGHSCHOOL!!!!! YIKES!....
Its pics from the class of '09!
(deep breath) WHYYYYY?????

I have seen pics with Jordans, Aprons, Disney characters, booty shorts, LACED-FRONTS, ZEBRA ON LAPELLE's (LOL), VAMPIRES, suits that don't fit skinny and fat dudes AND MORE!!!
I wish I could show ya'll!!!!! DAMN!
Well I have this SFC vid we did back in 2008... about proms... Let us know what you think?
The First video is us "Going IN"....lol
The second vid is my homie singing... but these kids just came from prom and ended up in IHOP.....LAME.... But they all in the background.... check out dude man with spray paint on his jacket! LMAO!

STALKED!

2009-06-08T22:55:00.000-07:00

YO! WHAZZUP?!

WHAZZUP,WHAZZUP WHAAAAAAZZUP??!

BLOG NATION!!!!

LOL

So...

ANYONE who knows me or of me or about me...

Knows that I have many ppl who stalk me, or are jealous of me, or envious, or ya-da-ya-da-ya-da!

SO! LOL!

It has been brought to my attention that if I become a Celeb (which is sooner than you think)...

This will only get worst!

Now I have A SLICK ASS MOUTH!... Meaning I say shit by mistake and on purpose at times, but the thing is I never intentionally try to bring someone down, if anything i will apologize immediately, if you are offended!

But I Digress!

Back to my team of extreme followers (& you know who you are)

You are SOOOOO LAME AND WACK TO ME it hurts to even ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR UNDENIABLE (still denying)EXISTENCE!

I didn't notice before.. but now I see so clear...

And to think I actually LOOKED up to you at some point of my life... I just never admitted it...

But now I pity you....

SMH... STALK ME, BE JEALOUS and ENVY all you want...

But you still will never have MY NIKES! (CHECK THAT HOMIE!)
(drops the MIC and walks OFF of the stage, while Snapping fingers fill the Theater).

Hello, My name is SpiFF and I...

2009-06-02T11:32:00.000-07:00

Yo!!!!

WhatZZZZUP BLOGGERZ?!

So...

Yesterday I went to Soho...

With my crew SFC , and my Best/Sis TiFF...

Cisco was on the lookout for the YEEZY's and

I was on the Lookout for Barkley's!

*Now here is some info that prior to the trip!

Cisco and I had a deal, that i wuld not purchase a pair of kicks until September, since my Crazy week At Montclair State

& I Purchased 3 pairs of kicks in 1 WEEK!*

So ever since then, I was on my best behavior.... until I hit up one of my links on the right, "SpiFFy Kicks"...

And Saw the, "Nike Air Max2 Charles Barkley's 94 (black / white / purple)" Staring at me!...

( Now this is where I Whine and Give you the Lame ass Excuse!!LOL!)

I knew I had to get them, because everytime I wanted a pair of Barkleys they were either in Kids sizes only, the store is far ass hell or just nowhere to be found and they come out like every 2 to 3 years, so I had to jump on this sale or wait...

So Yesterday I ended up Footlocker and SoHo!

It was me and the kicks... And I def ran into the Cafe next to Footlocker ATM and Def PURCHASED THEM!

WHOO HOO! A Early Graduation GIFT!

Hi... I mean....(ahem).... hello... My name is Joe... and I am a SNEAKER ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****P.S.... I was in one of My exclusive Sneaker Stores in SOHO and I peeped these SUPER FLY! I Mean Perfect... they are the "Puma Clyde MOTH KING" Editions... LIMITED!!!... they had fur on them and I was skeptical, but i could not keep my eyes off!

Halle Berrrrrrryyyyyyy, Halle Berry!!!!!

2009-05-29T10:05:00.000-07:00

Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are my Bloggin' PEEPS at?!

Aight So i was on Twitter...

LOL!

That is like my NEW NEW NEW pastime!

It's my shit!

I only speak to like a handful of ppl,

But I like how the celebs respond and stuff... Like How Trey Songz was talking about Spectacular calling him out in that video... HE HAD ME DYING!

My twitter is ... Twitter.com/mrspiffster

So aight... One dude told me that HALLE BERRY, was doing...

Hurricane Chris New song, "Halle Berry" dance!

Now I always thought she would be ashamed of the song and never do the dance..

But I guess I was wrong!...LMAO!

Yo! I was def buggin out when I saw this...

Now Ms. Berry don't have all the rhythm in the world.

But you can clearly see she has def watched the video a couple of times!

She starts of doing the dance that every "Chunky guy" in the video does, and switches to the original dance moves for the ladies... She really shocked me!

Ya'll think she killed it?

SMH...

2009-05-26T19:34:00.000-07:00

Yo...

Bloggin' Folks!

I know i blogged yesterday!

But Today is such a BLAH day!

Like... Don't you HATE those BLAH-Dayz!

Seriously!

I feel like I have SO much to accomplish

In such a little time and all the resources but no

clue where to begin!

I hate Feeling like this!

SHIT!

It's like a confusing , strange feeling!

All the Potential, but no Direction!

All the Opportunity, but no clear sources!

I hate this so MUCH!

I feel like I am not taking advantage!...

I plan to change that SHIT ASAP!

Sorry... next blog will be better! lol...

King Of HATERS!

2009-05-25T13:40:00.000-07:00

My Bloggin Familia!!!!!!!!

What's BANGIN? LOL! (a new way to say Hi) j/k

So...

One of my friends hadthe NERVE and COURAGE

to tell me that i am the "KING of HATERS!!!"

I was not pissed... Everyone who knows me..

whether they know me well or just met me

Can tell... I am HATER!

I am Proud of that and i wear the Belt like a WWF Champion!

Now I just don't hate because I am jealous or envious... I am to FLY for that!

I just hate to make conversation.. you know.. its' fun!

To see someone real excited by something or someone

And crush their hopes and dreams with my negative comebacks

it is... RIVETING! LOL!

I love and LIVE for their response, "DAMN, you a HATER!"

And I do my evil laugh!!!

But to more pressing topics... Yo... I have a couple of friends that just RUB ME the Mutha- F^&%#-ing, WRONG way sometimes!

You know how you got some friends that you still call friends even though something tells you to not Fuck with them!

Yup thats them!

I HATE when I invite them somewhere and they ask, " Who Coming?"

Now there is more to the Story!

They are the type of folks that need to be surrounded by there age group 24/7

Not to say I hang around youngins'!

but...

Why do you need to know who coming?

Does it matter?

Did they or did I invite you?

You should be happy that a person of my CALIBUR asked your stank ass out rather than being DAMN ungrateful asking about who coming?

I hate that because... most times I invite so many ppl and I can't remeber who I invited to recall, also I feel like they initially not trying to hang with me.... so WTF... why come? Just say NO!Just another one of my pet peeves.

Am I wrong?

WOMEN! WTF!?

2009-05-13T19:16:00.000-07:00

Yoooo!!!
Blog-Shun's and Blog-Shun-ista's!!!
So...

My best (which is a Female)..SMH

Is my heart; Homies-4-Life type of episode....

And we got into a few arguments about Females recently!...
Okay, here it goes...

Spent Last week at her Dorm and we had TONS of Fun..
But... We had a couple of discussions...

FOR EXAMPLE:
I just purchased Keri Hilson Album, which is my SHIT for the MOMENT!
And I was downloading it to her Ipod... and mistakenly deleted all of her music...
Confused... I was asking her "what should I do???"

Could you guess what she did (while she was doing her hair)... She gave me the "Pissed- Don't-SAY-SHIT-To-ME" Woman look...Through the Mirror... Ya'll Know that LOOK!
EVERY MOTHER HAS MASTERED THAT DAMN LOOK!
I figured out how to add all her music back in less than 5 minutes and all was well.

It made me think that women are SOOOOOO Freakin' EMOTIONAL!

Like, Why are you upset???...

All I wanted was some assistance, but she wanted to catch an attitude like a TYPICAL EMOTIONAL WOMAN! YEESH!

See we (MEN)...

Don't have time for all those

DIFFERENT MOOD SWINGS...

Solve the problem and be done with it...
All the EXTRA SHIT CAN GO!?

WHAT YA'LL think?

OVERDRAWN&PISSED OFF!!!

2009-05-11T19:56:00.000-07:00

SHIT!

OKAY ya'll!

Hi, Hey, Whatever!

I FRIGGIN Overdrew my DAMN wachovia Account again!

And then I gave the damn ATM a FRIGGIN $20 BILL!

I was TOO PISSED!!!

I am STILL PISSED!

See I stopped FUCKING with Wachovia for sometime... And was enjoying Bank of America!

But My Mom was like..Maybe you should set some money in Wachovia...

So being a Black Man, I was feeling rich with mad money in both banks...

After O.D'ing on 3 pairs of sneakers in one week!{SMH} and some clothes... A brother is BROKE!

I can't believe it!

That Damn AOL horoscope SHIT is sooo true... LAST week it told me that this week I would have a REALITY CHECK!

NOW HOW Am I gonna put my housing deposit on my Room and Board for NEXT SEMSTER!

FUCK!!

Once a HOODRAT...

2009-05-04T13:43:00.000-07:00

Blog FOLKS!
What Poppin-Lockin!??
Aight...
So I can't stand overly "HOOD-BOOGA'S!"
Seriously!
I can't take ignorant FOLKS...
I def need breaks in between their disasterous lives'!
I have noticed that I have some friends THAT reek of Hood-Tendencies!!!
YEESH!

I have done some studies over this topic (B.S. Cough)...and came to the MAGNIFICENT CONCLUSION,which is... "ONCE A HOODRAT... IS ALWAYS A HOODRAT... AND IF YOU HAVE HOODRAT TENDENCIES, THEN YOU ARE A HOODRAT!"
SpiFF's Definition of a Hoodrat is...
"The act of being stuck in the state ignorance; having a hood-mentality that get in the way of having a better life. A severe disorder no expectation of improving themselves intellectually or physically (outer appearance)"

Signs of HoodRat:

Constantly popping-of-the tongue while speaking
Punching fist in palm, while trying to prove a point
Wearing "High-Water's"...Or jeans that just don't fit at all
More than 2 colors in hair... And both colors don't look natural at all
Wearing shirts and accessories of dead ppl in the community to the laundromat
Having been arrested and guilty more than once
Having a Nickname of either 1 or 2 syllables, that could easily be a gang alias name
Finger nails that are longer than an inch or more
Have More than one Quick weaves stored in your home
Still wearing jersey dresses and Chinese slippers
Wearing pajamas out in the street on a normal day
Fight ppl in parks, backyards, schools, parties,etc...

* If I Left out any signs... Don't be afraid to add some points...Remember... My Page is HOODRAT FREE!

Busy as MOFO!!!!!!!!

2009-04-27T21:52:00.000-07:00

YERP FOLKS!
What it dizzle ShiZZLE?!
So your boy has def been SUPER-DUPER-UBER-BUSY!
I have had sooo much to do in such a little time!

But I am not even mad... I feel so blessed!
Seriously...
The Old me would have been COMPLAINING and BITCHIN' about all this SHit I gotta do!
But yo... It's a blessing to just have something to do!
NAH MEAN!

I am 20...going on 21... Most folks my age just go to movies, bowling and the same damn parties...

THAT SHIT GETS OLD!!!!
I know so Many people who ain't got SHIT to do...and when they find something to do...
It's nothing EVER NEW!
THEY JUST DO THE SAME SHIT!
like OLD PEOPLE!

I love trying and doing new things...
For example...this weekend I modeled!
I am still Syked about doing it...LOL!...
I would have Never done it if the girl I had a Crush on in Middle school was not there too!!!LOL!
And for those who don't know me... Most of the girls I know or like are "BAD MAMA JAMMA's"
* I will blog about her later*

But the show went well until one of these FLAMBUOYANT designers made all the guys strip and some had to wear metallic and gold tight skimpy ass short....

I was like, "HELL NO"
Mind you, I was the oldest one in there.... ALL THESE DAMN HIGHSCHOOL KIDS!
Mind you... I did not volunteer this, my friend BLACK MAILED and BEGGED me to do it cuz she hooked me up with some fly ass braids!... Whatever!
I did it... and it was a cool experience!
Will I do it again? HELL NO!

*Will blog about highschool kids later*

All I am saying is this past weekend.. I have...

performed and posted it on youtube.
created 3 different albums on facebook of three different events....
went to 3 universities events in one day!

Next is suppose to be Miami...

But since I have only one life to live.... Lets add more places to hit up to my list!

SpiFFster - "Faithful"

2009-04-24T08:35:00.000-07:00

Yes I wrote it!!!!
Enjoy!...

P.S....The band just learned how to play it on the spot!

Mi Mejor Amiga!

2009-04-19T22:15:00.000-07:00

YOOO!

What it do Blogzilla's and Blogzillo's!
This NEW NEW NEW ENTRY...
Is a Dedication!
To my Bestest, my SISTER, The one person I took for granted who I thought I could live without (temporarily) but missed her with all my HEART!

My OTHER-HALF!
The only person that understands me!
My Cha-Mo (in the words of Cisco- Kidd LOL!)

SHE IS...

The abs to my gut... lol!

The hispanic to my african... lol!

The Rapstress to my Vocalist...lmao!

The Pretty to my Spiffy!

The Ying to my Yang !!!!

The forgiver to my Obscene acts!

The Balance to my scale!

The Bally to my Sobriety! LMAO!

The 9th to my 10th!

The 11th to my 12th!

The Aunt who likes girls to my unborn (still thinking about whether or not do I want kids) Child!

The Leader to my Leader!

The Nike to My Kicks!

The Nostril to our Huge NOSES! LOL!
The Yanny to my Lamie!
The Chaka to my Angie (Kayma called my mom Angie Stone not ME! LOL!)
From Campus 9 outtakes to Just chilling eating Chinese food watching 106th park!
I miss you and def want us to be the BEST OF HOMIES NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS!

FUCK THE RULES... I LOVE YOU!!!! LMAO!

Personal President Résumé HERE!

2009-04-13T16:05:00.001-07:00

YOOOO-KAY!

Hola Blogger's and Blogga's!

From my last blog... I am so happy that many good, and great things are ins tore for me!

But at the same time I am trying to take in all these great blessings and not JINKS them by complaining!

But YO!

I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO!

For real.. Okay BOOM!

One of my Homies has forced me to do a MODeling Show that was cool at first, but do you know how long it took me to learn to do a half-turn, without looking at my kicks, pull of a swagger walk and not lick my lips.... Yo whoever thought modeling was easy should recieve needs an UPPER-CUT!

Then on top of that, my choice for a college is fumbled by one college taking forever to get back to me!

Then on top of that... I have a trip planned for MIAMI! & I am trying to keep that SECURE! No One is gonna EFF- it up for me!

And on top of that... I am GRaduating in JUNE!

And on top of that I am trying to intern for a record company!

And On top of that... I am trying to complete a song in the Studio and the Producer is mad busy... My song is still incomplete!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

I GOT MORE PROBLEMS THAN OBAMA!

I need my own personal PRESIDENT!

Yikes!

2009-04-09T20:17:00.000-07:00

Spiff-kay!

Hola Ladies and Gents!?

What it do!?

PPL! My life is turning interesting a little too quickly LOL!

Seriously...

Okay.. Lets Just say that this BRO GOT into a TOP COLLEGE!

YESIRREE!

Paid and all... I guess that's what GREAT Grades and Honor Society (GEEK-ish) Get you!

I forsee all A's and one B... Who Knows :SHRUGS:!

Anyways...

New BIG school means new people, means new girls, girls, girls, girls, GIRLS I DO ADORE!

FUCK THE FRIEND STATUS!

I needs MINE! ( Drops the MIC!... Poetic audience Snaps echo the stadium!) HA!

Nah, but I can't wait... i been through too much at this community shitty place that has affected relationships that may not be able to mend... But everyone needs a second chance and a NEWNEWNEW BEGININNG!

I get to do one of my favorite thing.... MEET NEW PPL!

I LOVE MEETING NEW PPL!.... In person that is!... New ppl bring forth new personalities, new humor, new places, new experiences, and new futures.... I CAN'T wait... I am kinda not looking for a entire new cast of homies... But then I am ... I need some FRESH FACES!

I have been through too much SHIT to not be able to LEARN and move the HELL ON!... With that I will Also conquer NY!... YES... This new school work well with NY!... I love the BENEFITS!

CAN'T WAIT!... My DREAM had on been defered... But it's still MY DREAM!

PEACE OUT SUCKAS!

CONTROL-FREAK/JUDGEMENTAL/SARCASM!

2009-04-04T21:01:00.000-07:00

Yoooooo-OKAY!

Hey Blogger's and Bloggerista's!!!

To explain my title.... It has come to my understanding that ppl feel the NEED to tell me about myself L:ATELY!!! (clearing my throat)...you know who you are!

Yes... This bum in my school told me that I was negative...

Mind you... Dude is a LOSER-BEYOND -LOSER!!!

Now I know have a couple disorders, but who doesn't!

I know that I am...

Judgemental ... Judging someone is in our nature... when you first meet someone you have your subconscious thoughts... But voicing the judgement out-loud or to someone is (in a high pitch Mr. Borown fron Tyler Perry plays) JACKED UP! I just wait to get to know you a little better until you start asking me about my Opinion on your personal life and I give you the BRUTAL Honest truth...(Insider:Random/ all ppl feel the need to discuss their personal life with me all the time)... But I can't help I am real... I don't mean to hurt ppl or make them feel that I am RIGHTEOUS... When I am NOT! I am far from perfect... TOO FAR! I do not believe I am better and refrain from discussing my personal life to not be judged by others! I wish ppl could see or understand that!

Sarcasm ... I think it is the best part of my personality... When ppl meet me, I like for everyone to feel comfortable and happy... For example, meeting a sexy girl for the first time... I may lie to them about recognizing them from school when I have never met them at all... Draw them in on the converstaion, then tell them the truth and they notice that I am outgoing, I have a lovely personality and a sense of humor! Sometimes my sarcasm is expressing truth and ppl still think I am joking... SMH!

Control-Freak ... This is the part of me that I hate... I hate trying to control ppl... I hate that ppl don't see or notice that this is something that I am struggling and trying to fight... I hate this charateristic... I don't run into prolems with folks i have just met or my intial peeps ... Only people who are REALLY CLOSE to me is where the problems lie... I want to fix it... I am just so use to having things my way or NO WAY!... I HATE THAT SIDE OF ME SOOOOO MUCH!!!

I think we all have sides of our personalities we love, we hate, and we can't control... the only thing we all can do is struggle to be better for tomorrow!

WHEW!!!

2009-03-26T16:19:00.000-07:00

YESIREEEEEEEEEE!!!

School is Almost over... Can I get a "AMEN??"

I am Def passing all my courses... "Can I get a "Hallelujah??"

And I am Graduating... Can I get a "PRAISE CLAP AND SHOUT!??"
Whew... I am Feeling Good..... And I knew that I would!

La Familia Fellow Bloggers and Bloggerista's... I Have not commented on sooo many blogs... But I have read every songle blog that everyone I know about has put up...
I usually do all my blog reading during my Film course... "Intro to Film" and "Writing Films"..

Both of those courses are back-to-back...
Did I mention that my Professor look just like... Wait Let me get a Drumroll pls???.........
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THE GUY FROM THE CLEAR-EYE'S COMMERCIAL!!!!

I kid you not.... This man is rather boring as well... That's why and where a "BRO" get's his reading ON!

Aight... moving along...
The topic for today is ... "Reuniting and it Feel So GOOD!"

Don't you feel relieved when drama comes to a halt!? I am happy that I have to not have a grudge or turmoil occur with me in it...
Sometimes we *(meaning the perfect ones...LOL) I have to take "the L...

We have to accept responsibility... I never meant to cause problems, but at the same time I did not know how to voice my personal problems... I think when ever you or me feel like there are too much ish occuring around us.... we must make ourselves guilty... Like Fully guilty tounderstand where we stand in this and all types of situations... We have to BLAME ourselves or even become the CULPRIT to truly have a wide understanding of any situations... To see what hand we played in all of the chaos occuring around us...

My words of wisdom! Who knew! WHAMMERS!

So...

2009-03-21T21:57:00.000-07:00

Have you ever felt like you put soo much love, work, and time into building?

No matter what you are building...

And then before you can feel proud it is just ripped away from you...

That's how I feel sometimes...

I feel I do for other's all the time, but rarely do people do for me...

I REFUSE to be SELFISH to other's...

And i normally don't expect someone to give me becuase I gave to them...

For example...

I gave one of my friends 2 blazers, this Christmass from Urban Outfitter's. $20 bucks a piece, but they were originally $40 to 80 bucks.

When I made her aware that I was getting her a gift she immediately went searchng for my gift!

That Pissed me off sooo much... (I probably shouldn't have told her that she was in mind)

But I felt the gift was a pitty gift and not from the heart...

Then on top of that it was a shirt that cost $12...

Now I don't care about the price or the quality... But She didn't mean to get it... She forced her pockets to manage ANYTHING!

KEYWORD: ANYTHING!...

I became soo vexed that we had a 2 minute argument and I decided to drop it, because it was going nowhere!

The reason I mentioned it to her was to initially get her hopes up of recieving something real nice from me...But her gift spoiled...

See what people don't know about me...

Is that I am not difficult at all... I love $0.99 cards with 4 words and personal paragraphs... I think that is awesome that ppl take time to write to me... It really makes me feel GREAT!

But people think I am sooo materialistic and have to either push to impress me...

She gave me the shirt and claimed her reasn for picking it was becuase it matched my new kicks....With which it didn't...

My point is... I give from my heart...

PPL don't have to give me material objects, by you just giving me a chance is more than enough... Calling me to just call, or writing me to just write, or visiting me to just visit makes me HAPPY!...

I would hate for anyone to think that they and I are not on the same level or that they can't associate with me...

I am MAN just like you!

I just had to write this down...

2009-03-18T16:47:00.000-07:00

DANG!

Where have I been???

MY BAD YA'LL!!!!!

INCOGNITO!!!

So...Your Boy has def been in the Studio... YES!

THE STUDIO... Haters' Greet my BACK! LOL!

I am thinking about starting a youtube show looking for, "SpiFFSter's New Bestfriend!"

I have met many candidates... But I got a trust issue!.... Everyone can't be you BESTFRIEND! NAH MEAN!

Well that enough intro...

So... I want to address Sexuality!

LMAO!....SOUNDS SO DIRTY!

Anyways...

Why must we all identify with what a male or female is suppose to act like?

What does that even mean?

The other day I was invited to go to a friends Dinner that was suppose to be a whole bunch of folks and it ended up being, Three ladies and I... I had no problem with it.

(But I know some dudes who would detest this!)

While we were in the car.... I had been explaining how having a dog is similar to having a child...

I had supporting examples such as cleaning up feces and I explain how I hate doing that... And one girl in the car was like, "Stop being a girl about it."...

Now she said this not in a tone of sarcasm...

I replied, " What man do you know that like cleaning shit? Cuz, I have never met any MAN claiming, How cleaning shit makes his day.... Or it's the best thing in the world!" She replied, " I am just saying..."

I changed the subject at her ignorance.

Most men don't even like cleaning baby shit! LOL!

But I hate that men and women have to act a certain way.

I mean when it comes to etiquette of the leg-crossing and the door-opening.... That is all UNDERSTANDABLE....

But when the comment is made that, " Men don't Gossip"... Not only is that false, but that is such an ignorant, umbass GENERLIZATION upon a group of people!

My thing is.... Woman and Men are people... Some may be a lil more feminine or masculine than others, but that should never label them as being less ladylike or half a man!

(unless it has to do with etiquette or mannerisms)

We as people should stop looking for pin-points to JUDGE one another because a single task was not fulfilled to the standards we know...

It is time to stem from what we know and try to learn more...

You can never have enough knowledge!

ANGRY BIG GIRLS!!! FEED ME ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LOL!!!

2009-02-27T17:52:00.000-08:00

Yoooo-kay!

So lately I have been observing Big Girls!
I have soo many incidents.... especially with Big Black Girls!
The terms Big Black Girls does not only have to do with size... But age also...
So this includes the skinny, no booty -having, flat-chest, sunni- wearing, hood fabulous with a six-pack girls too!

So i was on the bus one morning (on my way to school) and I always try to either sit near the window or in the back... because when the bus get crowded (which tends to happen) I try not to put myself in a position where I will be forced to get up for an older, pregnant or disabled person.
Usually i do, but I try to find ways to not have to stand up with my crotch or butt in someones grill!
Moving along, this day I sat near the window at the front two-seater!
The bus was packed and the three-side seats had a man and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 sitting on both of the ends. Now this girl had to be about in her early 20's, caramel skin, a real pretty face and big all over...
This other ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 got on the bus and notice the only available seat in between the old man and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1...
*Mind you, ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 was only thick in the waste... Shorty had a FATTY for DAYS!...(HEAVEN)*

So She turn around in fron of the seat... I thought she was just gonna stand, but later on, I found out she was aaiting those two folks to RE-position their seat adjustments for her CURVES!... SHe was TWEAKING!

So... She plopped her BIG AZZ down and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 was TICKED!!!
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 noticed that is was uncomfortable and shifted her body to face the front of the bus leaving ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 staring at her back!
Now here was what had me dying!

ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 had had the "FED UP BLACK WOMAN LOOK ON HER FACE" mixed with, "NO THIS STUPID BITCH JUST DID NOT SIT HERE!"
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 had to have stared at ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 back for about 5 seconds... Then rolled the SHIT outta her eyes and turned away!

ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 must have felt her eyes on her, becuase as soon as ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 turned away she turned around with the "YES I SAT MY FAT ASS HERE" mixed with the, "NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO" look!
I was laughing my ass off... The first thing I thought about is only black woman could pull this shit off!
They forever beefing with each other!!!

Moving along...
I love Big woman... Would i ever date a big girl... it is possible. I had a few big girls in I may have had a thing for... No names though! LOL!
But I hate whe Big girls tell jokes about their weight.
It's like we know you are sort of insecure, but have some self respect. That is like me being in front of a crew of White folks cracking jokes about my skin complexion. It is really unattractive!
If you feel so insecure change your weight...
I picked this song on my page because... I like going to parties and seeing all the BIG GIRLS take over the dance floors and all the twigs fall-Back!
LOL!
BIG GIRLS ARE DOING IT BIG THOUGH

Things that Big Girls NEED TO STOP DOING!

Ordering Mad Food just cause you BIG!
Worrying about skinny girls... They Jealous
Fighting... You have super duper Strength!
Wearing tight Shirts... Escially if you got the tummy... To many parachute shirts out there!
Showing your crack, especially if you ass is flat or stretch marky!

And just know that you guys ROCK! WHOOOO HOOOOO! BACK IT UP BIG MAMA! LMAO!

Till Death Do us PART!? Umm... Hold Up Pastor!

2009-02-18T19:12:00.000-08:00

Yooooooo!

Dang...

I have not been here in like 21 days and 8 hrs! LMAO!...

That is soooo not precise but whatever!

So Tell me why...

One of my CLOSEST FEMALE FRIENDS JUST GOT...

Hitched, Married, Tied the Mutha FRUCKIN KNOT!

And yes, I typed "FRUCKING!"

She is my age... Yes 20, oh no she just turned 21... But still!

She is nevertheless married!

WOW!

It couldn't have been me!

I am sooo HAPPY FOR HER THOUGH!

Other girls walking around with these promise rings and shit, IF I MAY ADD!

Talking about how they are engage...

NEWS FLASH! Not trying to mess up any Brotha's Flow...

But ladies.... A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:... IT IS A GIMMICK! ALL OF YA'LL DUMB DUMBASS'S HAVE BEEN PUNK'D...LMAO!

Are you serious?

One of my homies, was the the best man and his speech went something like, "Nah mean, for my bestfriend to get married is a huge thing and MAD dudes still trying to be pimps and players, give that up and get married!"... I BLAMED THAT SPEECH ON THE Ah-Ah-Ah- Ah-Ah -Alcohol!....

SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! He was tweaking!

Nope Not getting married until my NUTS DROP!LOL!

My speech would have went more like, "Gentlemen it is time to give up on the Jump-off's, Freak-a-leaks, Side-Chicks, Sideline ho's, Smuts, Oochie Wally-Wally's and all of the wonderful displays and look for the "One!"

I want to know...

Is anyone really ready to get married...?

Don't think about the apartment and future!...

Just married... Are you ready Males and Females to tie the knot and settle down!??

I promise next post will be : ANGRY BIG GIRLS!

LMAO!!!

2009-01-27T15:47:00.000-08:00

WELL-OOO-kay

Time and Time again...
I am called a hater...
I am told I am too Sarcastic and rude...
I say things that ppl just think about...
And I am too confident...
OH FUCKING WELL!!!! LMAO!

Seriously!
Like...I have some more petpeeves to relinquish from my earlier list...

Why the FUCK, (excuse my french...lmao) do you have a CHIRP and are speaking SUPER FUCKING LOUD!? TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Don't ask me questions about what happened in the past... Like if I was suppose to do something for you... And I forgot.... Don't ask me why I didn't do it....Cuz I might curse your stupid ass out! Lets focus on the future... What we can do now to solve the problem!

Don't come around me talking about how someone dresses like... I don't give a Damn! Not everyone has money... DUMBASS!

Hood Folks.... Boys and Girls... WHAT THE FUCK YOU STARING AT ME FOR!!??? SHIT!

Little kids on Myspace that constantly request for me to be their friend... And there pictures shows ..."them throwing up a PEACE sign with and stupid ass grin to the side.... or the PEACE sign to there back and their leg thrown up in the air... WTF!

I am trying to get over losing someone in my life (not to death)...and ppl keep on asking me about them!

Don't call me in the middle of the night... Talking about how you want to CONFRONT ME! Confront DEEZ (gesture: showing me grabbing my private part!)

Next post is about Angry Big Girls!....lol....BYE!

Emo?

2009-01-23T15:56:00.001-08:00

RoRoRoooo-kay

I find myself going through a range of emotion in daily ...

One minute I am happy, sad, mad, lonely, social and in all I am just MOODY AS HELL!!!

I think I miss my bestfriend... But I am done... for good.

I need me a girlfriend.

I thought I could do with out one...

I am noticing how lonely I can get...

Everyone one i know is involved and never have time for me

I notice myself CLING-ING unto to folks and I am too conceited and old to be doing that SHIT!

I need me a girlfriend to cling onto... I have been trying to say I can do without one

and just flirt and mess around occasionally

But that is not enough

I am educated, still in school, got a job, and I look good...

I am proper and can attempt being hood for like a second...

Why aren't girls flocking or knocking my door?

I am def an eligible bachelor.

WTF!?

They want the blunt smelling, long loc's wearing, pants saggin, no job-having, about 5 baby-mama's dude!

Again...WTF!?

I just turmed 20 and most of these clubs raised there ages for males.... Girls 18 but dudes 21 or 23.... Like WTF!!!!???

I NEED'S ME A WIFEY!!!

smh... this SUCKS!

A freaking FRIDAY AND I AM TYPING THIS SHIT!