Digression Session/ Ooooh You #jealous!!!

So... I am Still Alive!
Yup Yup!
For those who don't know... I am a TWitter-HEad: @Mrspiffster
All Day& Everyday!
So here it is folks...Today i was sooo Sick!
I missed my first class, which is Music theory.... which I HATE!
Digression Session:

• My Professor looks young, but is old. He has shoulder length hair and always wears it in a ponytail, because he has a HUGE bald spot in the center of his DOME. He wears khaki pants every single day, that look like they were made for short people. YES HE IS MAD SHORT! He gets on my nerves because he teaches for the student who know music (BAND GEEKS!!!)... My music knowledge contains F.A.C.E and Every Good Boy Does Fine.... I really feel like I am being taught a new language in his course all the time... SMH! I hate that I look confused as others do and he still teaches.. WTF... Imma speak up NOW!... I was trying not too.. smh! I use that class time to tweet anyways..

But I Digress... LOL!
I was sooo ill with a non-stop running nose, sneezing, death-cough and weaak body to attend the class that is literally 15 steps from my dorm...
I finally got up around 2:30 and took a shower and got ready for my 4:30 class, News Reporting & Writing.
Digression Session:

• I like the class because the professor is cool. He is old, but wants everyone to be a journalist and keeps the class interesting. He made us all o to Municipal Court of any city in NJ to basically watch old folks in the neighborhood argue with council members about bullshit... It basically was like watching immature folks argue... Jerry Springer LIVE BABY!

But I digress.. #AGAIN!

In the middle of a quiz session he asked me, How I was doing & I replied," Not well, I am sick"... Shocked& concerned about his BEST student who keeps the course sooo interesting. He told me to go home and recover....

I did not argue at all! I grabbed all my SHIT... and thanked him while I left.

He also added that he would grant me full credit!!

See it pays to have the PRofessor acknowledge & like you!

WHAMMERS!
My classmates and Floor- Mates of my DORM are Jealous as HELL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

I ALMOST called her a B______!!!

Yoooooo!

Blog FAM!

Aight!!!....

A bro Got himself... his 2ND Permit!

I know you all about to say "WTF!!??"

I know, I know... I am mad late and too old...

But let me PAUSE you all for a SEC!

1. I am NEVER TOO OLD! BISH!

2. I am only 20 years YOUNG SUCKAS!

So it was the Journey around getting the permit that made me want to BLOG!

IT WAS SUPER DUPER CRAZY!

Now my city in Jersey is not as BIG as NEWARK, but yeah...

So... I was a cautious about catching the 24 BUS

Cuz I heard TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT IT!

Like how the Highschool and Middle school Kids be wildin'...

All the project and Bebe's kids be on that bus and that ride is like two hours.... SHIT!

So I made sure I wore something I could DEF fight in

Although I would never want to hurt someones child.... BUT STILL...

DONT TEMPT ME BISH! LOL!

So... I went to the BEST BANK EVER... BANK OF AMERICA

And I saw too many folks I had no business seeing... smh... One of them was the reason...

I created the previous blog...

And you all are the only ppl I will show this pic too... GET READY!...

Cuz this dude.. I have known for Some odd years...

He looked....CRAZY for his prom...

He had the Audacity to ROCK FAKE YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay you perm/texturizer...and that limo driving suit wasn't as bad ...but the fake YEEZY'S!

SMFH!!!!!

So... I digress.....

I got my permit by the Grace of God ya'll Cuz I def got 9 questions wrong....yeesh!

I was about to fail that sucka!.... LOL!....

After spending my entire day in that place I need to be out of Newark... Cuz it was getting dark...

And my ish is kinda expensive.... so it would be like me drawing ppl in to rob my stupid ass!

So as I was trying to figure out where was the nearest bus stop.... THE DMN BUS CAME SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET!

So I get my Mike Phelps running on and told this Hispanic woman to hoold the bus while running..since she was near it...

She igg'd me and kept on Going...

The bus left as I arrived... I was like... "You stupid bit-oooooooo! God Please help e before I curse this woman out!"

I was SOOOOOOO heated that I had to run in public ...then miss the damn bus!

And the woman was a FEEN.... She was doing some weird drug... I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA HER!

I threw on my Ipod and zoned out...

Next thing this thug came straight to me... and started talking to me...

All I kept thinking was... "Please don't try to talk to me on some gay-ish"

But he wasn't ... He was pissed he failed the test by like 20-something questions.... and he just got out of jail and all the BULLSHIT.... That I didn't feel like hearing... WHY DO THE CRAZY PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS!???

SHIT!

OLD PPL are so RECKLESS!!! LMAO!

Old People...
I ain't even gonna lie...
I kinda can't wait to get old....WHAT!?
I mean I don't want to get old quickly, but look at most of their lifestyles!
THEY GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!!!
It amazes me!!!
They say what ever comes on their minds.... They do whatever the FUCk they want....

THEY SEEMS SO COOL!!! LMAO!

Yo...(IDC) I'ma be ASSHOLE just cuz I can!
I Love My Granny, but she know... she is a peace of work....especially when she get's DRUNK!
She's not the HOLY woman who preached in church.... LOL!

Today on the bus.....(Laughing thinking about this SHIT!)
Tell me why these two old men.... Were conversating about our Mayor and shit;
basically competing to see who knows who and who got more connections!

(Digress: Why do older men talk so much about shit they know they can't change? That kills me!
they know they ain't never been to no council meeting or even attempt to speak to the mayor?)

One of the older men was just calling names of ppl who work in the school system (basically bullshitting) and the other man was just shutting him down, saying..... What does that have to do with the Mayor???
(I am silently laughing, like the asshole I am, or aspire to be....lol...thinking that these old men got too much DAMN time on their hands!)

Anyways...
The old man who was shutting down the other old man was like, "This conversation is over!"...and he turned around...
The other man was so flustered all he could say was ...."Okay."
I busted out laughing...thinking...that was SO GANGSTA!...LMAO!


Being old has its advantages....

• discounts on the bus...
• discounts at the movies...
• dicounts at the strip club...

lmao...
Shall I continue!

In all, I am already reckless as hell...imagine...
When I get old....
Make sure that your grandkids don't run into me...
I aspire to have the swagga like...