You Must Be 21 or OLDER! SORRY SUCKA!

DANG! Where have I been? LOL!

Well... I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE BEST!!!!!

SUMMER EVER!!!

Seriously....

I have SOOOOOOO Much to Tell You ALL!

YEESH!

Where do I Start?

How About the Great Scott Story!?

Aight here we go!

So there is this Socialite in NY named Great Scott, who is from my city in Jersey, that interned with The "Fugees" and Now works as a Stylist to Celebs & is a Model.

Aight... So I started following him on twitter and responded to his little "Wise Cracks" about Jersey!... And he tweeted back...

Next thing I know he invites me to a NETWORKING party in NY.

So my Bro (http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/) and My Cuz (Sco) both have their Entrepreneurship Trait poppin' off and since I write songs and stuff, this event would benefit all of us!...

So I also read that you have to be 21 to get in... Now I am 20 going on 21 Sept. 1st... Oh BOY!

The Party is clearly before my B-day and ...

RECENTLY, I had been watching a E! Special about all the millionaires who basically lied, cheat and stole their way to get to where they are NOW! That was my MOTIVATION TO GO!

PLUS!, Dee&Ricky (who are friends to Great Scott, Creators of the Lego Accessories which are sold online and in Marc Jacobs Store) was featured in some magazine that told a story about how they snuck into a Hamptons party and Marc Jacobs Boyfriend had liked their items and told Marc about them , which basically made them HOT...

So I have my inspiration to get into to event. I invited some of 4 ppl with me who are intested in NETWORKING and we go... I made sure to Bring my Real FINE cousin to flirt with Great Scott to get us in also if all my other plans fail!...

I really had no plan, but to look confident enough to enter the venue....LOL!

When we go to the line the Bouncer said,"NOPE"!

DAMN!.... So they had the party in a place called POP BURGER... sort of a fastfood place, that has a lounge upstairs, and the restaurant part down stairs.

So my FINE cuz need to use the bathroom, so while she did that my Bro and other Cuz went snooping around and found stairs that lead to the party.... So they texted us immediately from the party and we all ran to JAM!...

As soomn as we got Upstair the Bouncer was behind us with his arms crossed saying, " What I tell ya'll?!!!!!!!!!"

I WAS SOOOOO DAMN EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

We all didn't even respond we just put our heads down and went downstairs...

But both of my cousins were still upstairs.... The FINE cousin came down unaware of what had been going on since she was in the bathroom and (Sco) was in the party looking for GREAT SCOTT after i texted him we got kicked out!... As soon as I texted him Scott had walked right in fron of me outside the venue..... Then I sent my cousin and a friend to go in for the kill!

... Scott let us get in there, but! THAT DICK BOUNCER SAID NO since he worked for POP BURGER adn not SCOTT! WTF!... Whatever.... we walked around the city and ended up in Times Square Dressed all nice with SHIT to do!... LOL!... Atleast we got in the party! LMAO! We still had a blasts!

P.S. Scott twittered later that nite about how the party was wack... So I ain't miss SHIT! HA!

Urban Vernacular! Well... The Ones I HATE!

People Of Blogging LAND!

WhazzzzzzzzUP!?

So I have been sort of M.I.A...

Because of work and I have been SUPER TIRED lately!

Today I was suppose to hit up NY and do some random Shopping, chilling &

Locate a NEW restaurant to Grab some Grub at!... But got caught up this morning!... Oh well!

My Front yard is finally trimmed & complete though....

Moving along... to my Topic...

URBAN VERNACULAR!... Yes...OH Boy...

So recently I have noticed my patience for Ignorance is weighing on ME!

There are some Terms and statements made by (preferably) Black ppl that are IRKING THE SHIT outta me lately!...

Everytime I hear them... I CRINGE with AGONY with a STFU to the culprit!...Aight here they are!

1. "Gasing"... YOOOO!!!! I hate this word sooooooooo MUCH, that my bro & cuz constantly use it to IRK me!... The first time I heard it when i was giving on of my other cousins a FAKE compliment and she replied, "Why you gasing me! Stop gasing Yo!"... I was like, " what the hell? pls don't ever say that wack ish to me ever!"... I have noticed that More and more ppl are using this ! WTF! By the way By Bro & Cuz Blogs are...http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/ & Will... Fix your Blogs link asap!


2. "No Shit Sherlock".... I think this is the Wackest, most lame, Corny and BEYOND statement ever... Who ever made this statement shoudl be shot and recisuscitated and then BOMB, then get SUCKA punched in the face by Tyson! I think that statement is to thought of and choregraphed to be said... I also think its not quick or catchy enough...especially not by the hood!


3. "DOPE/Crack"....Ok... I have been on the fence with these two words... If I ever use these terms, i am usually making fun of ppl who use it.. Ppl think once you got some fly kicks and skinny jeans you need to use these words to fit in! WRONG!... I hate these to words and think that ppl feel they have SWAG with it... PLS STOP!


4. "I Dig"... What are you digging up? Sorry... I can't take this word at all... Let the old school folks have their word... Let the Snoops and Samuel Jackson's relieve their youthful/old days.... Pls young folks... lol... We got to do better! LMAO!


5. "Imma get you Sucka"......*Serious stare*....LMAO... Sike I forgot the last one I DON'T LIKE! LOL...

I have took the liberty of sharing my own vernacular.... Mind you.... I don't sit down alone of Saturday Nites coming up with new phrases...lol... It just comes out naturally when I verbally attacking someone with JOKES!

So.. we have...

• "Whammerz"... or wham! Is taken from comic books and it usually catches all ppl off guard! I like that!


• "Bullet Bullet"... you must say it with integrity or like a Jamaican after you rip someone! Also, put your hand in the form of gun or act as if you have a rifle toward the person... LOL!


• "Ding-Ding"... which is like, the boxing match has started after you have (again ) ripped someone!


• Last but not least .... Old , but still hot... The original..."SHUTDOOOOOWWWN!".. LoL!... It is the ultimate Finish on Anyone!

Aight till next time... Next blog will be about Summer camp Antics!

Tweet DEEZ!

Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!!!


So My twiiter has been poppin'!


I am SUPER SERIOUSLY ADDICTED! LOL!


I have been having some of the best debates, conversations, awesome/hilarious trendy topics, Celebrity and Fan arguments ALL ON TWITTER!!! LOL!


My last beef was with Estelle who fans came attacking me!!! smh
Mind you... I am an Estelle Fan... I guess this day i wanted a response from her and Got it immediately! LOL! I ended up apologizing for being aggresive... I was not disrespectful, at all just a little forceful! lol

Wyclef, Laurie Ann Gibson (From making the band), and come others always reply to me!

Most of the time I am twitter with my conversation buddies.... Who might I add, I have never met.... One is from BK... the Other is from Chi-Town and the other is from Alabama....

They all are real cool!

There are some others that I tweet also... But what I am starting to benefit from MY TWEETS ...for example...

IF you like a girl & want to holla ... It is the perfect place to do so.... Cuz... All you got to do is reply to her tweet.... For example... there was this bangin girl on Myspace that I had wanted to speak to but didn't want to come of as a stalker or some loser of the male species that hit her up constantly... So i just followed her and commented on one of her Tweets and it was smooth sailing!
Don't knock it till you try it... Don't be lame and dismiss it! Cuz I guarantee once you get a hang of it... you're gonna LOVE IT !....
HINT: you need to follow mad ppl and have awesome comments in order to join the flow... if not you will give up and end up having negative feedback! Dont be a LOSER! TRY!

I am telling ya'll ... This Twitter -thing is AMAZING!... DRAMA FULL and AMAZING!.... I can't get enough of it and I forsee Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in the NEAR FUTURE!
Facebook ...Ahh....
Myspace.... What is that again...
youtube...still relevent
Ustream/justin tv....depends lol


TWEET me: twitter.com/mrspiffster

I ALMOST called her a B______!!!

Yoooooo!

Blog FAM!

Aight!!!....

A bro Got himself... his 2ND Permit!

I know you all about to say "WTF!!??"

I know, I know... I am mad late and too old...

But let me PAUSE you all for a SEC!

1. I am NEVER TOO OLD! BISH!

2. I am only 20 years YOUNG SUCKAS!

So it was the Journey around getting the permit that made me want to BLOG!

IT WAS SUPER DUPER CRAZY!

Now my city in Jersey is not as BIG as NEWARK, but yeah...

So... I was a cautious about catching the 24 BUS

Cuz I heard TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT IT!

Like how the Highschool and Middle school Kids be wildin'...

All the project and Bebe's kids be on that bus and that ride is like two hours.... SHIT!

So I made sure I wore something I could DEF fight in

Although I would never want to hurt someones child.... BUT STILL...

DONT TEMPT ME BISH! LOL!

So... I went to the BEST BANK EVER... BANK OF AMERICA

And I saw too many folks I had no business seeing... smh... One of them was the reason...

I created the previous blog...

And you all are the only ppl I will show this pic too... GET READY!...

Cuz this dude.. I have known for Some odd years...

He looked....CRAZY for his prom...

He had the Audacity to ROCK FAKE YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay you perm/texturizer...and that limo driving suit wasn't as bad ...but the fake YEEZY'S!

SMFH!!!!!

So... I digress.....

I got my permit by the Grace of God ya'll Cuz I def got 9 questions wrong....yeesh!

I was about to fail that sucka!.... LOL!....

After spending my entire day in that place I need to be out of Newark... Cuz it was getting dark...

And my ish is kinda expensive.... so it would be like me drawing ppl in to rob my stupid ass!

So as I was trying to figure out where was the nearest bus stop.... THE DMN BUS CAME SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET!

So I get my Mike Phelps running on and told this Hispanic woman to hoold the bus while running..since she was near it...

She igg'd me and kept on Going...

The bus left as I arrived... I was like... "You stupid bit-oooooooo! God Please help e before I curse this woman out!"

I was SOOOOOOO heated that I had to run in public ...then miss the damn bus!

And the woman was a FEEN.... She was doing some weird drug... I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA HER!

I threw on my Ipod and zoned out...

Next thing this thug came straight to me... and started talking to me...

All I kept thinking was... "Please don't try to talk to me on some gay-ish"

But he wasn't ... He was pissed he failed the test by like 20-something questions.... and he just got out of jail and all the BULLSHIT.... That I didn't feel like hearing... WHY DO THE CRAZY PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS!???

SHIT!

I just saw a whole BUNCH OF GHETTO PROM ATTIRE! LMAO!

Yooooooooo!
BLOG FOLKS!!!
I peeped ppl ain't been showing love, but whatever... Thank God I don't blog for ya'll!!! BULLET BULLET!!! LOL! I couldn't help myself!

So My topic starts of with a song

MY MY MYYYY, MY, MY, MY... you sure lookin' TACKY TONITE!!! SMH
I just got a hold of SOME TERRIBLE PROM ATTIRE PICS from my OLD HIGHSCHOOL!!!!! YIKES!....
Its pics from the class of '09!
(deep breath) WHYYYYY?????

I have seen pics with Jordans, Aprons, Disney characters, booty shorts, LACED-FRONTS, ZEBRA ON LAPELLE's (LOL), VAMPIRES, suits that don't fit skinny and fat dudes AND MORE!!!
I wish I could show ya'll!!!!! DAMN!
Well I have this SFC vid we did back in 2008... about proms... Let us know what you think?
The First video is us "Going IN"....lol
The second vid is my homie singing... but these kids just came from prom and ended up in IHOP.....LAME.... But they all in the background.... check out dude man with spray paint on his jacket! LMAO!

STALKED!

YO! WHAZZUP?!

WHAZZUP,WHAZZUP WHAAAAAAZZUP??!

BLOG NATION!!!!

LOL

So...

ANYONE who knows me or of me or about me...

Knows that I have many ppl who stalk me, or are jealous of me, or envious, or ya-da-ya-da-ya-da!

SO! LOL!

It has been brought to my attention that if I become a Celeb (which is sooner than you think)...

This will only get worst!

Now I have A SLICK ASS MOUTH!... Meaning I say shit by mistake and on purpose at times, but the thing is I never intentionally try to bring someone down, if anything i will apologize immediately, if you are offended!

But I Digress!

Back to my team of extreme followers (& you know who you are)

You are SOOOOO LAME AND WACK TO ME it hurts to even ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR UNDENIABLE (still denying)EXISTENCE!

I didn't notice before.. but now I see so clear...

And to think I actually LOOKED up to you at some point of my life... I just never admitted it...

But now I pity you....

SMH... STALK ME, BE JEALOUS and ENVY all you want...

But you still will never have MY NIKES! (CHECK THAT HOMIE!)
(drops the MIC and walks OFF of the stage, while Snapping fingers fill the Theater).

Hello, My name is SpiFF and I...

Yo!!!!

WhatZZZZUP BLOGGERZ?!

So...

Yesterday I went to Soho...

With my crew SFC , and my Best/Sis TiFF...

Cisco was on the lookout for the YEEZY's and

I was on the Lookout for Barkley's!

*Now here is some info that prior to the trip!

Cisco and I had a deal, that i wuld not purchase a pair of kicks until September, since my Crazy week At Montclair State

& I Purchased 3 pairs of kicks in 1 WEEK!*

So ever since then, I was on my best behavior.... until I hit up one of my links on the right, "SpiFFy Kicks"...

And Saw the, "Nike Air Max2 Charles Barkley's 94 (black / white / purple)" Staring at me!...

( Now this is where I Whine and Give you the Lame ass Excuse!!LOL!)

I knew I had to get them, because everytime I wanted a pair of Barkleys they were either in Kids sizes only, the store is far ass hell or just nowhere to be found and they come out like every 2 to 3 years, so I had to jump on this sale or wait...

So Yesterday I ended up Footlocker and SoHo!

It was me and the kicks... And I def ran into the Cafe next to Footlocker ATM and Def PURCHASED THEM!

WHOO HOO! A Early Graduation GIFT!

Hi... I mean....(ahem).... hello... My name is Joe... and I am a SNEAKER ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****P.S.... I was in one of My exclusive Sneaker Stores in SOHO and I peeped these SUPER FLY! I Mean Perfect... they are the "Puma Clyde MOTH KING" Editions... LIMITED!!!... they had fur on them and I was skeptical, but i could not keep my eyes off!