I ALMOST called her a B______!!!

Yoooooo!

Blog FAM!

Aight!!!....

A bro Got himself... his 2ND Permit!

I know you all about to say "WTF!!??"

I know, I know... I am mad late and too old...

But let me PAUSE you all for a SEC!

1. I am NEVER TOO OLD! BISH!

2. I am only 20 years YOUNG SUCKAS!

So it was the Journey around getting the permit that made me want to BLOG!

IT WAS SUPER DUPER CRAZY!

Now my city in Jersey is not as BIG as NEWARK, but yeah...

So... I was a cautious about catching the 24 BUS

Cuz I heard TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT IT!

Like how the Highschool and Middle school Kids be wildin'...

All the project and Bebe's kids be on that bus and that ride is like two hours.... SHIT!

So I made sure I wore something I could DEF fight in

Although I would never want to hurt someones child.... BUT STILL...

DONT TEMPT ME BISH! LOL!

So... I went to the BEST BANK EVER... BANK OF AMERICA

And I saw too many folks I had no business seeing... smh... One of them was the reason...

I created the previous blog...

And you all are the only ppl I will show this pic too... GET READY!...

Cuz this dude.. I have known for Some odd years...

He looked....CRAZY for his prom...

He had the Audacity to ROCK FAKE YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay you perm/texturizer...and that limo driving suit wasn't as bad ...but the fake YEEZY'S!

SMFH!!!!!

So... I digress.....

I got my permit by the Grace of God ya'll Cuz I def got 9 questions wrong....yeesh!

I was about to fail that sucka!.... LOL!....

After spending my entire day in that place I need to be out of Newark... Cuz it was getting dark...

And my ish is kinda expensive.... so it would be like me drawing ppl in to rob my stupid ass!

So as I was trying to figure out where was the nearest bus stop.... THE DMN BUS CAME SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET!

So I get my Mike Phelps running on and told this Hispanic woman to hoold the bus while running..since she was near it...

She igg'd me and kept on Going...

The bus left as I arrived... I was like... "You stupid bit-oooooooo! God Please help e before I curse this woman out!"

I was SOOOOOOO heated that I had to run in public ...then miss the damn bus!

And the woman was a FEEN.... She was doing some weird drug... I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA HER!

I threw on my Ipod and zoned out...

Next thing this thug came straight to me... and started talking to me...

All I kept thinking was... "Please don't try to talk to me on some gay-ish"

But he wasn't ... He was pissed he failed the test by like 20-something questions.... and he just got out of jail and all the BULLSHIT.... That I didn't feel like hearing... WHY DO THE CRAZY PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS!???

SHIT!

I just saw a whole BUNCH OF GHETTO PROM ATTIRE! LMAO!

Yooooooooo!
BLOG FOLKS!!!
I peeped ppl ain't been showing love, but whatever... Thank God I don't blog for ya'll!!! BULLET BULLET!!! LOL! I couldn't help myself!

So My topic starts of with a song

MY MY MYYYY, MY, MY, MY... you sure lookin' TACKY TONITE!!! SMH
I just got a hold of SOME TERRIBLE PROM ATTIRE PICS from my OLD HIGHSCHOOL!!!!! YIKES!....
Its pics from the class of '09!
(deep breath) WHYYYYY?????

I have seen pics with Jordans, Aprons, Disney characters, booty shorts, LACED-FRONTS, ZEBRA ON LAPELLE's (LOL), VAMPIRES, suits that don't fit skinny and fat dudes AND MORE!!!
I wish I could show ya'll!!!!! DAMN!
Well I have this SFC vid we did back in 2008... about proms... Let us know what you think?
The First video is us "Going IN"....lol
The second vid is my homie singing... but these kids just came from prom and ended up in IHOP.....LAME.... But they all in the background.... check out dude man with spray paint on his jacket! LMAO!

STALKED!

YO! WHAZZUP?!

WHAZZUP,WHAZZUP WHAAAAAAZZUP??!

BLOG NATION!!!!

LOL

So...

ANYONE who knows me or of me or about me...

Knows that I have many ppl who stalk me, or are jealous of me, or envious, or ya-da-ya-da-ya-da!

SO! LOL!

It has been brought to my attention that if I become a Celeb (which is sooner than you think)...

This will only get worst!

Now I have A SLICK ASS MOUTH!... Meaning I say shit by mistake and on purpose at times, but the thing is I never intentionally try to bring someone down, if anything i will apologize immediately, if you are offended!

But I Digress!

Back to my team of extreme followers (& you know who you are)

You are SOOOOO LAME AND WACK TO ME it hurts to even ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR UNDENIABLE (still denying)EXISTENCE!

I didn't notice before.. but now I see so clear...

And to think I actually LOOKED up to you at some point of my life... I just never admitted it...

But now I pity you....

SMH... STALK ME, BE JEALOUS and ENVY all you want...

But you still will never have MY NIKES! (CHECK THAT HOMIE!)
(drops the MIC and walks OFF of the stage, while Snapping fingers fill the Theater).

Hello, My name is SpiFF and I...

Yo!!!!

WhatZZZZUP BLOGGERZ?!

So...

Yesterday I went to Soho...

With my crew SFC , and my Best/Sis TiFF...

Cisco was on the lookout for the YEEZY's and

I was on the Lookout for Barkley's!

*Now here is some info that prior to the trip!

Cisco and I had a deal, that i wuld not purchase a pair of kicks until September, since my Crazy week At Montclair State

& I Purchased 3 pairs of kicks in 1 WEEK!*

So ever since then, I was on my best behavior.... until I hit up one of my links on the right, "SpiFFy Kicks"...

And Saw the, "Nike Air Max2 Charles Barkley's 94 (black / white / purple)" Staring at me!...

( Now this is where I Whine and Give you the Lame ass Excuse!!LOL!)

I knew I had to get them, because everytime I wanted a pair of Barkleys they were either in Kids sizes only, the store is far ass hell or just nowhere to be found and they come out like every 2 to 3 years, so I had to jump on this sale or wait...

So Yesterday I ended up Footlocker and SoHo!

It was me and the kicks... And I def ran into the Cafe next to Footlocker ATM and Def PURCHASED THEM!

WHOO HOO! A Early Graduation GIFT!

Hi... I mean....(ahem).... hello... My name is Joe... and I am a SNEAKER ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****P.S.... I was in one of My exclusive Sneaker Stores in SOHO and I peeped these SUPER FLY! I Mean Perfect... they are the "Puma Clyde MOTH KING" Editions... LIMITED!!!... they had fur on them and I was skeptical, but i could not keep my eyes off!