Famous-Amos!!!

Yup... I have MADE-IT!!!
But Not quite! lol

ON RUTGERS CAMPUS!!!
I am FAMOUS! "Allegedly!"

I broke into their LEGENDARY NEWSPAPER! FRONTPAGE!

I thought was for political-ish and FOOTBALL-ONLY!!!

But your boy...SPIFFSTAR!!!!

MADE IT !

I couldn't believe it...

Now ya'll I did not really have a hook-up... and I believed that my pic was gonna be SUPER SMALL!

But I MADE IT!!!!

As a singer/songwriter...

I was AMP'D!!!!

I had performed twice on campus my 2 famous songs..."FaithFul" and "Matinee" at 2 different events... THE FRESHMEN HAVE GOTTEN A WHIFF OF ME!!!

In one of my lecture hall classes... These 3 girls told me they loved my performance and how they looked all over the net for the song I sang and I told them i wrote it and it was not up there... they were shocked and asked me to give them a sample...right then and there... AND MY NO SHAME SELF DID!... ADN THEY STARTED TO SCREAM!!!! I have GROUPIES!!!! Who would have thought.... My MIXTAPE IS TAKING LONGER THAN USUAL! BUT SHOULD BE OUT SOON!!!!!

P.S. I made up with someone special in my life... till next time!

GEEEEZ! Where have I been???

So much Has been going on!

I HAVE MISSED BLOGGIN'!

I had to go on My Dude, Andre's Blog,(The Hot FISH GREASE) to notice on his Blog Roll that i haven't posted anything for 3 weeks!

YIKES!

That is sooo terrible!

I have sooo Much to tell you all!

Ok... Here is a little History!

I am a Se-Junior in College (A nice term I created)

Since after this semester I will be a Senior!

I have an Associates Degree in Communication and is pursuing Journalism& Media Studies with a Minor in Music.

My major purpose in College is to NETWORK& Create as many friendships as I can with Future Leaders.

My Goal is to become a notable Singer/Songwriter...Songwriter should be first though!

I live in a dorm full of Sophomores and a small percentage of Juniors and Seniors.

My Floor preferably is Poppin'!!!

I am 1 out of 4 black ppl on the floor.

My closest homies consist of...

• My Roommate, Rick, (Mexican) Who is cool although we have our MAJOR Differences we also have a mutual respect for one another!


• Jay, (Caucasian) who is a ex-soldier who claims to be anti-social and mean, but is the coolest friend EVER!


• Torr, ( Caucasian) Who is so real and nice...She balances Jay and i when we have disagreements! It's awesome!

I have never experience diversity in a school setting!

My high school was majority hood blacks and some Hispanics!

My year at Montclair State University was a year of segregation... Nationalities def stayed with there own! Smh

I always expected to become friends with a Trust-Fund baby or babies, and live a lavish life with them...Traveling, socialite parties, etc....

But I have met many rich, very rich kids and I treat them like I treat everyone else and they all seem cool and down to earth!...

Even Around them i am still the Fly-est of them all! SMH!...

I will be writing more on my blog ASAP! Next couple of topics are going to be about!

Match- Maker Spiff, The Mean Girls of the Campus, Token Black guy, Edu-Ma-cation!

Stay Tuned pls..... Plus I am constantly reading every ones blog on my blog roll!

So Don't get it twisted! LOL!

I ALMOST called her a B______!!!

Yoooooo!

Blog FAM!

Aight!!!....

A bro Got himself... his 2ND Permit!

I know you all about to say "WTF!!??"

I know, I know... I am mad late and too old...

But let me PAUSE you all for a SEC!

1. I am NEVER TOO OLD! BISH!

2. I am only 20 years YOUNG SUCKAS!

So it was the Journey around getting the permit that made me want to BLOG!

IT WAS SUPER DUPER CRAZY!

Now my city in Jersey is not as BIG as NEWARK, but yeah...

So... I was a cautious about catching the 24 BUS

Cuz I heard TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT IT!

Like how the Highschool and Middle school Kids be wildin'...

All the project and Bebe's kids be on that bus and that ride is like two hours.... SHIT!

So I made sure I wore something I could DEF fight in

Although I would never want to hurt someones child.... BUT STILL...

DONT TEMPT ME BISH! LOL!

So... I went to the BEST BANK EVER... BANK OF AMERICA

And I saw too many folks I had no business seeing... smh... One of them was the reason...

I created the previous blog...

And you all are the only ppl I will show this pic too... GET READY!...

Cuz this dude.. I have known for Some odd years...

He looked....CRAZY for his prom...

He had the Audacity to ROCK FAKE YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay you perm/texturizer...and that limo driving suit wasn't as bad ...but the fake YEEZY'S!

SMFH!!!!!

So... I digress.....

I got my permit by the Grace of God ya'll Cuz I def got 9 questions wrong....yeesh!

I was about to fail that sucka!.... LOL!....

After spending my entire day in that place I need to be out of Newark... Cuz it was getting dark...

And my ish is kinda expensive.... so it would be like me drawing ppl in to rob my stupid ass!

So as I was trying to figure out where was the nearest bus stop.... THE DMN BUS CAME SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET!

So I get my Mike Phelps running on and told this Hispanic woman to hoold the bus while running..since she was near it...

She igg'd me and kept on Going...

The bus left as I arrived... I was like... "You stupid bit-oooooooo! God Please help e before I curse this woman out!"

I was SOOOOOOO heated that I had to run in public ...then miss the damn bus!

And the woman was a FEEN.... She was doing some weird drug... I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA HER!

I threw on my Ipod and zoned out...

Next thing this thug came straight to me... and started talking to me...

All I kept thinking was... "Please don't try to talk to me on some gay-ish"

But he wasn't ... He was pissed he failed the test by like 20-something questions.... and he just got out of jail and all the BULLSHIT.... That I didn't feel like hearing... WHY DO THE CRAZY PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS!???

SHIT!

STALKED!

YO! WHAZZUP?!

WHAZZUP,WHAZZUP WHAAAAAAZZUP??!

BLOG NATION!!!!

LOL

So...

ANYONE who knows me or of me or about me...

Knows that I have many ppl who stalk me, or are jealous of me, or envious, or ya-da-ya-da-ya-da!

SO! LOL!

It has been brought to my attention that if I become a Celeb (which is sooner than you think)...

This will only get worst!

Now I have A SLICK ASS MOUTH!... Meaning I say shit by mistake and on purpose at times, but the thing is I never intentionally try to bring someone down, if anything i will apologize immediately, if you are offended!

But I Digress!

Back to my team of extreme followers (& you know who you are)

You are SOOOOO LAME AND WACK TO ME it hurts to even ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR UNDENIABLE (still denying)EXISTENCE!

I didn't notice before.. but now I see so clear...

And to think I actually LOOKED up to you at some point of my life... I just never admitted it...

But now I pity you....

SMH... STALK ME, BE JEALOUS and ENVY all you want...

But you still will never have MY NIKES! (CHECK THAT HOMIE!)
(drops the MIC and walks OFF of the stage, while Snapping fingers fill the Theater).

King Of HATERS!

My Bloggin Familia!!!!!!!!

What's BANGIN? LOL! (a new way to say Hi) j/k

So...

One of my friends hadthe NERVE and COURAGE

to tell me that i am the "KING of HATERS!!!"

I was not pissed... Everyone who knows me..

whether they know me well or just met me

Can tell... I am HATER!

I am Proud of that and i wear the Belt like a WWF Champion!

Now I just don't hate because I am jealous or envious... I am to FLY for that!

I just hate to make conversation.. you know.. its' fun!

To see someone real excited by something or someone

And crush their hopes and dreams with my negative comebacks

it is... RIVETING! LOL!

I love and LIVE for their response, "DAMN, you a HATER!"

And I do my evil laugh!!!

But to more pressing topics... Yo... I have a couple of friends that just RUB ME the Mutha- F^&%#-ing, WRONG way sometimes!

You know how you got some friends that you still call friends even though something tells you to not Fuck with them!

Yup thats them!

I HATE when I invite them somewhere and they ask, " Who Coming?"

Now there is more to the Story!

They are the type of folks that need to be surrounded by there age group 24/7

Not to say I hang around youngins'!

but...

• Why do you need to know who coming?


• Does it matter?


• Did they or did I invite you?


• You should be happy that a person of my CALIBUR asked your stank ass out rather than being DAMN ungrateful asking about who coming?

I hate that because... most times I invite so many ppl and I can't remeber who I invited to recall, also I feel like they initially not trying to hang with me.... so WTF... why come? Just say NO!Just another one of my pet peeves.

Am I wrong?

Busy as MOFO!!!!!!!!

YERP FOLKS!
What it dizzle ShiZZLE?!
So your boy has def been SUPER-DUPER-UBER-BUSY!
I have had sooo much to do in such a little time!

But I am not even mad... I feel so blessed!
Seriously...
The Old me would have been COMPLAINING and BITCHIN' about all this SHit I gotta do!
But yo... It's a blessing to just have something to do!
NAH MEAN!

I am 20...going on 21... Most folks my age just go to movies, bowling and the same damn parties...

THAT SHIT GETS OLD!!!!
I know so Many people who ain't got SHIT to do...and when they find something to do...
It's nothing EVER NEW!
THEY JUST DO THE SAME SHIT!
like OLD PEOPLE!

I love trying and doing new things...
For example...this weekend I modeled!
I am still Syked about doing it...LOL!...
I would have Never done it if the girl I had a Crush on in Middle school was not there too!!!LOL!
And for those who don't know me... Most of the girls I know or like are "BAD MAMA JAMMA's"
* I will blog about her later*

But the show went well until one of these FLAMBUOYANT designers made all the guys strip and some had to wear metallic and gold tight skimpy ass short....

I was like, "HELL NO"
Mind you, I was the oldest one in there.... ALL THESE DAMN HIGHSCHOOL KIDS!
Mind you... I did not volunteer this, my friend BLACK MAILED and BEGGED me to do it cuz she hooked me up with some fly ass braids!... Whatever!
I did it... and it was a cool experience!
Will I do it again? HELL NO!

*Will blog about highschool kids later*

All I am saying is this past weekend.. I have...

• performed and posted it on youtube.
  
• created 3 different albums on facebook of three different events....
  
• went to 3 universities events in one day!
  
  

Next is suppose to be Miami...

But since I have only one life to live.... Lets add more places to hit up to my list!

SpiFFster - "Faithful"

Yes I wrote it!!!!
Enjoy!...


P.S....The band just learned how to play it on the spot!

LMAO!!!

WELL-OOO-kay

Time and Time again...
I am called a hater...
I am told I am too Sarcastic and rude...
I say things that ppl just think about...
And I am too confident...
OH FUCKING WELL!!!! LMAO!

Seriously!
Like...I have some more petpeeves to relinquish from my earlier list...

1. Why the FUCK, (excuse my french...lmao) do you have a CHIRP and are speaking SUPER FUCKING LOUD!? TURN THAT SHIT OFF!


2. Don't ask me questions about what happened in the past... Like if I was suppose to do something for you... And I forgot.... Don't ask me why I didn't do it....Cuz I might curse your stupid ass out! Lets focus on the future... What we can do now to solve the problem!


3. Don't come around me talking about how someone dresses like... I don't give a Damn! Not everyone has money... DUMBASS!


4. Hood Folks.... Boys and Girls... WHAT THE FUCK YOU STARING AT ME FOR!!??? SHIT!


5. Little kids on Myspace that constantly request for me to be their friend... And there pictures shows ..."them throwing up a PEACE sign with and stupid ass grin to the side.... or the PEACE sign to there back and their leg thrown up in the air... WTF!


6. I am trying to get over losing someone in my life (not to death)...and ppl keep on asking me about them!


7. Don't call me in the middle of the night... Talking about how you want to CONFRONT ME! Confront DEEZ (gesture: showing me grabbing my private part!)

Next post is about Angry Big Girls!....lol....BYE!

Emo?

RoRoRoooo-kay

I find myself going through a range of emotion in daily ...

One minute I am happy, sad, mad, lonely, social and in all I am just MOODY AS HELL!!!

I think I miss my bestfriend... But I am done... for good.

I need me a girlfriend.

I thought I could do with out one...

I am noticing how lonely I can get...

Everyone one i know is involved and never have time for me

I notice myself CLING-ING unto to folks and I am too conceited and old to be doing that SHIT!

I need me a girlfriend to cling onto... I have been trying to say I can do without one

and just flirt and mess around occasionally

But that is not enough

I am educated, still in school, got a job, and I look good...

I am proper and can attempt being hood for like a second...

Why aren't girls flocking or knocking my door?

I am def an eligible bachelor.

WTF!?

They want the blunt smelling, long loc's wearing, pants saggin, no job-having, about 5 baby-mama's dude!

Again...WTF!?

I just turmed 20 and most of these clubs raised there ages for males.... Girls 18 but dudes 21 or 23.... Like WTF!!!!???

I NEED'S ME A WIFEY!!!

smh... this SUCKS!

A freaking FRIDAY AND I AM TYPING THIS SHIT!

Too iRk'D!

mmmk...







1st i have to Say I am SO PROUD TO BE ALIVE FOR HISTORY TO TAKE PLACE IN FRONT OF MY EYES... will blog about this at a later date...



So...

I need the bloggers advice...
My X-Best Homie... Girlfriend is irking my nerves...
I am trying to be mature... But she is pushing my buttons...
Today I called my so-called, FART FACE OF A FRIEND, from my job
and her FUGLY FACE GIRL picked up the damn phone saying, "that Fart Face is in the shower..."

The she hung up on me!!!

I was HEATED LIKE the The batch of chocolate Chip cookies my Pops bought (last week)that I burnt three different Times!LOL!

No but Seriously...
I don't like her STUPID ASS!!!
I have been trying to avoid being immature about the situation, but..
Recently on Facebook the Fugly Face had the audacity to comment on pics of the Fart Face who was dancing with my cousin...
Fart Face comments were like, "I am gonna throw up.... No I already did!"....

She put those comments of two Different pics of my cuz and Fart face dancing...
Then she try to call my cuz Fat....
So I have been Boiling trying to let the SHIT Slide...
But I need to do something QUICK!

REVENGE is not my thing... Well!!! I try not to make it my THING!

BUT THAT FUGLY FACE SHIT... Is driving me to do some shit I ain't trying to do!

So here are my ideas...

• Make a new Album on Facebook full of pics of my Alleged Best Fart Face and label it, " My Best Friend Can get Any Girl She Want!"and put mad pics of Fart Face and every and any girl she ever took a pic with...the wait for. Fugly Shit Face to comment them all... Cuz her STUPID ASS WILL!and deleted those Shits and promote the album on my status ... every hour on the hour!

Consequences... I will be making Fart Face look like a Pimp... Which she could def do Reverse Psychology and m,ake this Shit all my Fault!

• Or... Hook Fart Face up with this SEXY ASS GIRL I know that she messed with before and have the relationship sealed and kick Shit Face to the Curb... I know how to do it...I really do...

Consequences... What if Sexy girl and Fugly Face fight and go to jaill... My conscience... or What if sexy girl steals Fart Dace and turns out to be just like Fugly Face!

• Or Be the bigger person and leave those Fugly Farty Shirt Tart FACES alone!

I need Advice BLOGGERS AROUND THE WORLD!

Feeling ROBOTIC!

()()()=K!!!!!!!

Folks...

I have been reading other peoples blogs...

And I have found some evidence that may startle you ALL!

I noticed that some folks who use to hit up their BLOGS ASAP have all stopped or slowed down...

While others Update everyday or every hour...

Obviously!!! Some people ain't got SHIT to do but type all DAMN DAY!!!

LMAO!
SIKE... But for real... I will try my best to hit this up atleast 4x a WEEK!!!

It will be hard!

So lets get down to some new new -ish!

Aight... I was taking a Winter course for "Health" in order to graduate from this community college in Spring 2009...

It was a 10 day course that started the day after Christmas and ended on Jan. 6, 2009...

Yo I was sooo TIGHT I had to be up at 7:20 to get to a 9 a.m. course... BUT I GOT THE "A"!!!

I made mad friends and left an impression on the class... Everyone claimed that they were never gonna forget me and they all missed me.

Not to TOOT my OWN horn...

But This blog nor Myspace nor YOUTUBE does my personality any JUSTICE!

I love meeting new people...

And I have JOKES for days... Not the corny ones atleast!

I make people all around me feel comfortable... Sometimes to the point where people tell me a little TOO MUCH ...

But whatever!

Lastnite was my friends B-day party I threw for her!

Tell me why she got High and Drunk....

I have a load of Pics that if i post up she will MURDER ME, bring me back to life and Murder me again!

SHE... WAS.... WILDING!!! LMAO!
We were playing Flip Cup and some other drinking games!

& Mixing So much -ISH together!

That party was soo random and Hood-ish... idk...

I am soooo not HOOD!

But whatever..

My friend tries to not be hood, but has too many tendencies...

• like the smacking of her tongue before she makes a comment...


• or the pounding of her fist into her palm in a conversation


• or even saying things like "Ow know"... Instead of "I do not know" LMAO!

In all it was a great night!

UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!

SHIZZLE has FINALLY HIT THE FAN!

ER-KAY!


So I am blessed and thankful for another year.
But a state of Depression has definitely bestow upon me.
I created this blog for only entertainment purposes of events in my life.
Right now I am definitely not feeling what's going on in my life, besides my:

1. Health


2. Families Health


3. Shelther, Clothing and Food


4. REAL Friends and way more

I think that I need to disappear for a while... not from blogging,
But from the folks around me! Seriously!!!
Like... I need to LOCATE THE SPIFF!
I have two parties to attend (MY SiS and My Cuz) and then I will cut myself off.
Probably cutting ppl off is not the answer to all of my solutions.

I Sense that maybe others are not the problem... probably it is me...
What if has always been me!?WTF!!!
Maybe i should cut myself off.
I feel that through all of my issues I am losing myself.
I feel as if I am imposing myself upon others.
I think I need to go into seclusion and come back Bigger and Better!
YES!
That is the answer!
(I am making this up as I go along!)
I need to FIND MYSELF!
BECAUSE!!! DEALING WITH FOOLISH FOLKS & MY FOOLISH SELF HAS DEFINITELY TAKEN A TOLL ON MY IDENTITY!
I HATE THIS SHIT!
I KNOW ME... WHY ISN'T MY SELF-ACTUALIZATION NOT ACTIVATING!???

YO!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!?????

MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!








I am back for GOOD!!!
I have to give a Shout-OUT to my PEEPS!

1. iCandy... You hold me down all the TIME! THANK YOU HOMES!
   
2. Chinkii... We were made for one another....(reunited and it feels so good!)
3. Video Vixen... Dude you are totally INCOGNITO! ... But your advice is always on point!!!
4. Video Vix[o]n... Dude your films are inspirational to me... I am actually writing a script!!!
5. Andre... Dude...you need to write a book... It seems that we both attract crazy -ish!
6. Jaded... You are TOO Funny... And your advice makes a bro smile!
   
   All of you are AWESOME!!!!
   Thanks soo much!
   Last Nite I went to My Friends B-Day celebration at a Restaurant that had a LIVE band...

They were Freestyling to Mary J. Blige... And She called me to the stage... I RIPPED IT!!! I was so nervous... But your boy DID IT!... WHEW!


Okay Lets get to more pressing issues...
GHETTO-HOT MESS!!!

Many of my shows have gone on a HIATUS until January...
But many of my shows and some new ones have started...
I am no "E" reporter, but last time I remember...
This is my OWN DAMN BLOG!!!! AIGHT! LMAO!
[ My bad... I just had to get it out... LOL!]

Let's Start with Keyshia Cole... SMFH!!!
I liked her when she first came out, but when I got a whiff of her coming at Mary J.
I was done with her... umtil "I Remember," grabbed me in a HEADLOCK!
Her voice is getting much better and SHE IS SOOOOO SEXY TO ME!
But this damn show... Making BLACK PPL LOOK FOOLISH AS HELL!!!
Her mother runs around the house yelling "Holla, Code 10, Shut-up, Let go take a Mutha Fuckin' Drug test".....WTF!
I can't watch the show tooo LONG! For real... It reminds me of the one episode of the Boondocks when Huey decided to Tune into BET for a week... IT DRAINS THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
They all need to learn how speak intelligently... Keyshia Alrite with me, but her face expressions are WILD... I don't know whether or not to blame her or the ppl who edit the show!



Moving on... Brothers to Brutha!
All these FOOLS DO IS CRY!!!
I mean is it just me??? If you want to tune into Black males crying 24/7.... watch this disfunction! YEESH!
But their family have issues like every other and it's nice to see them come together.
The best thing about this show is....
THEY ALL SPEAK SOOOOO WELL!
Seriously... I think this show puts African American Folks in a better light... And is it just me... Or does their mother FAVOR a PLUMP version of Kimora Lee Simmons?



Last, But NOT LEAST!
The "BAD GIRLS CLUB" IS BIZACK!!!!!
For those of you who don't know about this show... It's like the only reality show touching "The Real World" or should I say certain Seasons of "The Real World!"
Its about putting 7 or 8 chicks in one house that claim to be SUPER BAD!
It's suppose to be psychological and indirect, becuase they are suppose to notice their negative ways in one another and want to change.
I agree with the procedure a little, because I know from personal experience, many ways i use to have that sucked.... when I use to be around ppl who had them it made me ill and made me change! So.... yeah!
Last Season it was the ish... I got some vids to show you last season When Tanisha and Lyric was arguing!!!...






This season is even better!

Older Folks Be Buggin!

Okay...
I am very private when it comes to the FAM...
but...
Older ppl in and out the "FAM," get on my DAMN NERVES!

It seems the older you get ...The more they talk..
It's about that time to pack up the Luggage and ESCAPE!



PEACERZ!

Pretty Rena Ft. SpiFFster- Trippin'

We was bored and decided to Freestyle!
I freestyled the first verse and she freestyled everything.