Mr. SpiFF...at Your SERVICES

 Most people hear my last name and quickly connect it to smoking...
I am Joe SPIFF... not SpliFF... but I get the confusion and have decided to keep my Brand name the same.

If I want to be known and have people pronouncing my name CORRECTLY, a brother needs to earn that respect...
A challenge that I will generously accept.
 Now SpiFF is not my original last name... No, that name is way more AWESOME than SpiFF.

The term SpiFF is actually derived from "SpiFFy" that also describes many facets of who I am.

Since Middle School (Grades 6-8 for North Jersey heads-lol)...
I have always stuck to the dress code of uniforms although it wasn't mandatory (cardigan included)
I even wore full suits on ordinary days...
Constant questions from my peers curiosity about, whether or not it was laundry day soon faded, when everyone noticed I volunteered to dress up for no reason, but to feel good.

My parents have encouraged me to chase my dreams and not let anyone stand in my way.
I grew up being in everything and anything...
I honestly always wanted to CONQUER lol...
But I am motivated by challenges...

From Singing to Writing Songs to PR-Consulting to Photographer to Producer to Play/skit writer to a Performer... I have worn and will continue to wear many HATS.
Here some of my photography

DC-Bred, Jersey Raised with a NY- as my Playground.... 

I am apart of a Creative outlet group called, "Ars Gratia Artis," which simply means "Art for Art's sake."

Out of NJ, 3 men (including me) have come together to release our creativity in each and every single way we can. We are not limited to clothing products or anyone's standards. Our only limit is that REST is needed for health reasons... We all would be up all night-EVERY NITE! lol...

But I shall post a better introduction of the AGA outlet...

I am BACK!

 Who Scared? lol

SpiFFster - "Faithful"

Yes I wrote it!!!!
Enjoy!...


P.S....The band just learned how to play it on the spot!

Fro- Epidemic!

Oh-oH-Oh-oH-KAY!!!!!!!!!!!

So...
Everyone is trying to STEAL MY FRO!
Seriously...
I know like.... I am not the FIRST person in life!
But SHIT!!!! it is my FRO!
MINE, I Tell YA!
From Kevin Michael, to Corbin Bleu... IDK!
I need to Copyright my FRO!
All I know is.... No one is rcoking the PART like I!!! WHAMMERS!
LMAO!
Actually I have always had a Fro ever since January of 2006... My Senior year of High school is when I started growing my hair... In September, my hair had gotten too long to stay UP!
So I took a gander at Ludacris picture on my wall and was truly inspired!
Anyways... Now I feel everyone is trying to steal my SHIZZLE! whatever!

I always seem to get the weirdest comments about my fro...
From old ppl to young ones.

Old Men give me comments like... "Back in the 70's I had my fro Just like yours... boy you taking me back!"

Old Women give me comments like... "OOO you got some THICK hair! You need to give me that hair so I can perm it and set it up in some Rollers!" (Okay...NOT!)

Young girls... "You got more hair then me; How you grow it?" .....smh (what type of question is that?)....Then I reply.... "I think real HARD!" DUMB ASS!

Young Guys... "Yo, your hair is Beastin'... How long you think it will take me to grown mine?"...smh once again!

The most RECENT weirdest comment that is still wrecking my brain today was when I was on the bus leaving class to go get a shape-up... Everytime I get on a bus... Everyone stares at me for about 45 seconds!....(in the words of Fat Joe) TRUE STORY! LMAO!

So this older, black lady come to the back door of the bus ready to get off... Mind you, I am standing by the back door...
Oh and ppl always randomly talk to me.... My mom says it is something about me that makes them feel comfortable...idk.
The woman said, "I saw you when you got on the bus... Woooo, you have a lot of hair... You got a Ear ring?"
I replied, "huh?... *(confused, i thought we were talking about my hair...lol)... No i don't have any?"
She said, "Well you have got to give me something, if not some hair!"...
at this point.... I WAS SOOOOOO LOST!.... whatever!...
As much as I am a hater ... Here are some pics of my Fav Fro's!
PEACERZ!

YO!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!?????

MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!








I am back for GOOD!!!
I have to give a Shout-OUT to my PEEPS!

1. iCandy... You hold me down all the TIME! THANK YOU HOMES!
   
2. Chinkii... We were made for one another....(reunited and it feels so good!)
3. Video Vixen... Dude you are totally INCOGNITO! ... But your advice is always on point!!!
4. Video Vix[o]n... Dude your films are inspirational to me... I am actually writing a script!!!
5. Andre... Dude...you need to write a book... It seems that we both attract crazy -ish!
6. Jaded... You are TOO Funny... And your advice makes a bro smile!
   
   All of you are AWESOME!!!!
   Thanks soo much!
   Last Nite I went to My Friends B-Day celebration at a Restaurant that had a LIVE band...

They were Freestyling to Mary J. Blige... And She called me to the stage... I RIPPED IT!!! I was so nervous... But your boy DID IT!... WHEW!


Okay Lets get to more pressing issues...
GHETTO-HOT MESS!!!

Many of my shows have gone on a HIATUS until January...
But many of my shows and some new ones have started...
I am no "E" reporter, but last time I remember...
This is my OWN DAMN BLOG!!!! AIGHT! LMAO!
[ My bad... I just had to get it out... LOL!]

Let's Start with Keyshia Cole... SMFH!!!
I liked her when she first came out, but when I got a whiff of her coming at Mary J.
I was done with her... umtil "I Remember," grabbed me in a HEADLOCK!
Her voice is getting much better and SHE IS SOOOOO SEXY TO ME!
But this damn show... Making BLACK PPL LOOK FOOLISH AS HELL!!!
Her mother runs around the house yelling "Holla, Code 10, Shut-up, Let go take a Mutha Fuckin' Drug test".....WTF!
I can't watch the show tooo LONG! For real... It reminds me of the one episode of the Boondocks when Huey decided to Tune into BET for a week... IT DRAINS THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
They all need to learn how speak intelligently... Keyshia Alrite with me, but her face expressions are WILD... I don't know whether or not to blame her or the ppl who edit the show!



Moving on... Brothers to Brutha!
All these FOOLS DO IS CRY!!!
I mean is it just me??? If you want to tune into Black males crying 24/7.... watch this disfunction! YEESH!
But their family have issues like every other and it's nice to see them come together.
The best thing about this show is....
THEY ALL SPEAK SOOOOO WELL!
Seriously... I think this show puts African American Folks in a better light... And is it just me... Or does their mother FAVOR a PLUMP version of Kimora Lee Simmons?



Last, But NOT LEAST!
The "BAD GIRLS CLUB" IS BIZACK!!!!!
For those of you who don't know about this show... It's like the only reality show touching "The Real World" or should I say certain Seasons of "The Real World!"
Its about putting 7 or 8 chicks in one house that claim to be SUPER BAD!
It's suppose to be psychological and indirect, becuase they are suppose to notice their negative ways in one another and want to change.
I agree with the procedure a little, because I know from personal experience, many ways i use to have that sucked.... when I use to be around ppl who had them it made me ill and made me change! So.... yeah!
Last Season it was the ish... I got some vids to show you last season When Tanisha and Lyric was arguing!!!...






This season is even better!

Peeves... Can't live with them!

1. I hate repeating myself.
2. Don't stare at me... Say something
3. One compliment is enough... after one it gets awkward!
4. Grabbing the FRO is a NO-NO!
5. I look like myself and no one else.
6. Don't ask where I cop my shit.
7. I love Sneakers and apparels, but hate talking about them!
8. Don't like SUPER insecure folks.
....


thats not even half of the peeves...LMAO!