FOLKS! I have def been M.I.A! AGAIN!!!!! LOL!

HIIIIIII-YA!

LOL!
Bloggin' Fam..

School has been kicking my BUTT!
But I refuse to FAIL!

NOPE!

The bachelors degree is right at my finger TIPS!

I WILL be the BEST SONGWRITER EVER!

And I WILL SUCCEED!!!

I KID YOU NOT!

My life has been Blessed& turned UPSIDE DOWN!

I have been going through it ya'll!

Beefin' with R.A's in my Dorm.... Beefin with residents in the Dorm

YO!!!

All this confrontation! Could I be the problem?

SHUCKS!

IDK!

All I know is that ppl need to stop assuming my life!

I assume a lot... But I asume situations out loud! Not a persons character or life!

Those are things we can't help but to think about...

But It has been brought to my attentiuon that certain ppl...

Think that my mouth is the most reckless thing CREATED!

Granted these folks don't know me...

I have been told when you get this age and go to that grade...... Someone ain't gonna take you shit and beat the hell out of you (me).... IT HAS NEVER AND WILLL NEVER HAPPEN!

Ppl assume I say the first thing that comes to mind.... But I do NOT!

I say crazy things, but not to just anyone... I make sure to build a relationship with a person before I release my inner HUMOR!...

I hate when ppl SWEAR they know me... But in actuality all you know ... IS WHAT I SHOW & What I WANT YOU TO KNOW!... Plus you can never really KNOW ANYONE!... So Chillax and hope off my DICK! WHAMMERS!

King Of HATERS!

My Bloggin Familia!!!!!!!!

What's BANGIN? LOL! (a new way to say Hi) j/k

So...

One of my friends hadthe NERVE and COURAGE

to tell me that i am the "KING of HATERS!!!"

I was not pissed... Everyone who knows me..

whether they know me well or just met me

Can tell... I am HATER!

I am Proud of that and i wear the Belt like a WWF Champion!

Now I just don't hate because I am jealous or envious... I am to FLY for that!

I just hate to make conversation.. you know.. its' fun!

To see someone real excited by something or someone

And crush their hopes and dreams with my negative comebacks

it is... RIVETING! LOL!

I love and LIVE for their response, "DAMN, you a HATER!"

And I do my evil laugh!!!

But to more pressing topics... Yo... I have a couple of friends that just RUB ME the Mutha- F^&%#-ing, WRONG way sometimes!

You know how you got some friends that you still call friends even though something tells you to not Fuck with them!

Yup thats them!

I HATE when I invite them somewhere and they ask, " Who Coming?"

Now there is more to the Story!

They are the type of folks that need to be surrounded by there age group 24/7

Not to say I hang around youngins'!

but...

• Why do you need to know who coming?


• Does it matter?


• Did they or did I invite you?


• You should be happy that a person of my CALIBUR asked your stank ass out rather than being DAMN ungrateful asking about who coming?

I hate that because... most times I invite so many ppl and I can't remeber who I invited to recall, also I feel like they initially not trying to hang with me.... so WTF... why come? Just say NO!Just another one of my pet peeves.

Am I wrong?

WOMEN! WTF!?

Yoooo!!!
Blog-Shun's and Blog-Shun-ista's!!!
So...

My best (which is a Female)..SMH

Is my heart; Homies-4-Life type of episode....

And we got into a few arguments about Females recently!...
Okay, here it goes...


Spent Last week at her Dorm and we had TONS of Fun..
But... We had a couple of discussions...


FOR EXAMPLE:
I just purchased Keri Hilson Album, which is my SHIT for the MOMENT!
And I was downloading it to her Ipod... and mistakenly deleted all of her music...
Confused... I was asking her "what should I do???"

Could you guess what she did (while she was doing her hair)... She gave me the "Pissed- Don't-SAY-SHIT-To-ME" Woman look...Through the Mirror... Ya'll Know that LOOK!
EVERY MOTHER HAS MASTERED THAT DAMN LOOK!
I figured out how to add all her music back in less than 5 minutes and all was well.



It made me think that women are SOOOOOO Freakin' EMOTIONAL!

Like, Why are you upset???...

All I wanted was some assistance, but she wanted to catch an attitude like a TYPICAL EMOTIONAL WOMAN! YEESH!

See we (MEN)...

Don't have time for all those

DIFFERENT MOOD SWINGS...

Solve the problem and be done with it...
All the EXTRA SHIT CAN GO!?

WHAT YA'LL think?

OVERDRAWN&PISSED OFF!!!

SHIT!

OKAY ya'll!

Hi, Hey, Whatever!

I FRIGGIN Overdrew my DAMN wachovia Account again!

And then I gave the damn ATM a FRIGGIN $20 BILL!

I was TOO PISSED!!!

I am STILL PISSED!

See I stopped FUCKING with Wachovia for sometime... And was enjoying Bank of America!

But My Mom was like..Maybe you should set some money in Wachovia...

So being a Black Man, I was feeling rich with mad money in both banks...

After O.D'ing on 3 pairs of sneakers in one week!{SMH} and some clothes... A brother is BROKE!

I can't believe it!

That Damn AOL horoscope SHIT is sooo true... LAST week it told me that this week I would have a REALITY CHECK!

NOW HOW Am I gonna put my housing deposit on my Room and Board for NEXT SEMSTER!

FUCK!!

My Mother is Driving ME NUTZ!

Okay...

This past summer I worked at a Summer Camp at my church,

which I have been working every single summer for the past 7 years.

In doing so, I have been saving all my money up to go school shopping.

NOW! (SHOUTING!) I am 20 damn years old!

This past summer i earned like... A "G" and some change , (Cuz of this damn recession taking HUGE TAXES OUT!... Obama, I got you SHUN!) And now my bank account is like -200 and change...

I'm Still Fly though (Something a drug dealer would say).

No, but seriously... She is on my case every minute about getting a job...

One Saturday morning I was sleeping all the way to 12 p.m. which is like a norm for me...

And she lost it....

I was like WTF!?

No she is not waking me up for some B.S.

We argued so much that morning about me getting a job I was so convinced to move out and live in a hotel, until I remembered my account was still OVERDROWN... OH BOY!

Wachovia is a peace of work...

I bought computer parts which cost me about 211 to build my computer and then I was like," I might as well buy a brand new computer ... So i sent the WRONG parts back, "Dell" sent me and got my money back...

During this time I had purchased some threads and like 4 pairs of kicks.... Yes At times I am reckless....BUt thats my THING! SHIT!

Moving along...

My brother, mother and I put some hundreds together to buy a NEW DELL.... The deal was to put all the money in my account and for me to Order the Computer myself...

Well let me tell you all....

Dell took a week in a half to take that money out...

At that time Dell had been making many errors....

One of my friends ordered a flashdrive and got sent like 20.

She called dell and they found no error.... Dumbasses!

My Uncle ordered a computer and was sent 2 computers...

So, Like a African American That I am... I started spending that money after a week...

I took my lil cuz shopping in Soho and left the money that my Grandmother gave me in the house and instead of turning back.... I just swiped the SHIT outta my card...

When I check the money was still there...

So the money at mny house i was gonna put back in my account... But I didn't know when the bank closed and my mom was like if you keep calling the bank.... They gonna charge me and think I am doing something suspicious.... Mind you... This bank is "Wack-Chovia"....

( Oh boy... I am getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome typing this shit...LOL)

My mother kept on trying to convince me to not contact the bank and go in person, but that week was Labor Day week...(my B-day)

So the bank was closed on Monday ... Tuesday i went out...

And tuesday "Wack -Chovia" Decided to overdraft the SHIT outta my account and I was unaware of all that shit....

I bought my self the new Voyager Titanium cell phone and Microsoft word from staples on the damn card....

I went to go put the cash from buying my cousins clothes and the bank was like

you owe us.... $400and change... Everytime you overdraft they charge $35 bucks....

I swiped my card like 5 times....you do the math...

Today I got a job and came home to deliver the good news and my mom starts poppin shit....

I just started to igg her....

Right now she is on my Shit LISTS!

She always on that list! DAMN!

I need to move out!

ASAP!

I am not even gonna edit this shit..

I'm PISSED!