Yooooooo!
Dang...
I have not been here in like 21 days and 8 hrs! LMAO!...
That is soooo not precise but whatever!
So Tell me why...
One of my CLOSEST FEMALE FRIENDS JUST GOT...
Hitched, Married, Tied the Mutha FRUCKIN KNOT!
And yes, I typed "FRUCKING!"
She is my age... Yes 20, oh no she just turned 21... But still!
She is nevertheless married!
WOW!
It couldn't have been me!
I am sooo HAPPY FOR HER THOUGH!
Other girls walking around with these promise rings and shit, IF I MAY ADD!
Talking about how they are engage...
NEWS FLASH! Not trying to mess up any Brotha's Flow...
But ladies.... A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:... IT IS A GIMMICK! ALL OF YA'LL DUMB DUMBASS'S HAVE BEEN PUNK'D...LMAO!
Are you serious?
One of my homies, was the the best man and his speech went something like, "Nah mean, for my bestfriend to get married is a huge thing and MAD dudes still trying to be pimps and players, give that up and get married!"... I BLAMED THAT SPEECH ON THE Ah-Ah-Ah- Ah-Ah -Alcohol!....
SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! He was tweaking!
Nope Not getting married until my NUTS DROP!LOL!
My speech would have went more like, "Gentlemen it is time to give up on the Jump-off's, Freak-a-leaks, Side-Chicks, Sideline ho's, Smuts, Oochie Wally-Wally's and all of the wonderful displays and look for the "One!"
I want to know...
Is anyone really ready to get married...?
Don't think about the apartment and future!...
Just married... Are you ready Males and Females to tie the knot and settle down!??
I promise next post will be : ANGRY BIG GIRLS!
