Match- Maker Spiff... Spiff-Harmony!

Hi-Dee-Hoo! There BLOGGA'Z!

LOL!

So.. I have found these two BANGIN' girls on Campus!I mean there are beautiful girls everywhere on this HUGE campus...

BUT I have LOCATED 2 ...DOS....DUECES!.. YES & they ARE +(plus)DIMES!

SMH... I want to Slap there MAMA's and Shake their hands at a good job DONE!

So... I have introduced my self to both girls through mutual friends... So they know I exist!...

Now I need to find a way to have some alone time with each girl to see if we are intellectually on the same level and then I have to choose.....

AHHH the WORK and Overtime! LMAO!

I mean I am not looking for a Wifey, but I am not trying to b.S. either.... So I am putting in work!

Ok.. I know you all are like, "Why that title for your blog?"

Pls. Relax and let me get to it.... SHEESH! LMAO!... Sike

But it's just what it says.... i have just hooked up On of my Macedonian friends with one of my Female friends and the two seem inseparable.... No they are not official yet, but i know I had magic HOOK-UP POWERS!... I convinced the two, whom never met, that they were very attractive to one another and created a blind date with me there... the entire time at dinner I kept on moving away from the table so that the two were forced to keep each other company. Later on that night both of them gave high-fives at separate times claim, " I did well!".... For some reason I know alot attractive ppl ... altogether...

Girls have always wanted me to hook them up with my friends or family members...

And guys ALWAYS claim that I have the baddest Chicks around me all the time...

Attraction is very good, but most of the time, we are not intellectually compatible or lacks confidence altogether. Some of the baddest females have the MOST insecurities and I have no time to deal with that. Confidence in a female is SOOOOOO very attractive to me... idk... maybe its just me!

What do you think?

Spiff out!....

Stay tuned... "The Mean Girl of the Campus, Token Black Spiff? & Edu-ma-Cation!" are the next titles of the soon-to-come blog posts!

Once a HOODRAT...

Blog FOLKS!
What Poppin-Lockin!??
Aight...
So I can't stand overly "HOOD-BOOGA'S!"
Seriously!
I can't take ignorant FOLKS...
I def need breaks in between their disasterous lives'!
I have noticed that I have some friends THAT reek of Hood-Tendencies!!!
YEESH!


I have done some studies over this topic (B.S. Cough)...and came to the MAGNIFICENT CONCLUSION,which is... "ONCE A HOODRAT... IS ALWAYS A HOODRAT... AND IF YOU HAVE HOODRAT TENDENCIES, THEN YOU ARE A HOODRAT!"
SpiFF's Definition of a Hoodrat is...
"The act of being stuck in the state ignorance; having a hood-mentality that get in the way of having a better life. A severe disorder no expectation of improving themselves intellectually or physically (outer appearance)"

Signs of HoodRat:

• Constantly popping-of-the tongue while speaking
• Punching fist in palm, while trying to prove a point
• Wearing "High-Water's"...Or jeans that just don't fit at all
• More than 2 colors in hair... And both colors don't look natural at all
  
• Wearing shirts and accessories of dead ppl in the community to the laundromat
• Having been arrested and guilty more than once
• Having a Nickname of either 1 or 2 syllables, that could easily be a gang alias name
• Finger nails that are longer than an inch or more
• Have More than one Quick weaves stored in your home
  
• Still wearing jersey dresses and Chinese slippers
• Wearing pajamas out in the street on a normal day
• Fight ppl in parks, backyards, schools, parties,etc...

* If I Left out any signs... Don't be afraid to add some points...Remember... My Page is HOODRAT FREE!