Blog FOLKS!
What Poppin-Lockin!??
Aight...
So I can't stand overly "HOOD-BOOGA'S!"
Seriously!
I can't take ignorant FOLKS...
I def need breaks in between their disasterous lives'!
I have noticed that I have some friends THAT reek of Hood-Tendencies!!!
YEESH!
I have done some studies over this topic (B.S. Cough)...and came to the MAGNIFICENT CONCLUSION,which is... "ONCE A HOODRAT... IS ALWAYS A HOODRAT... AND IF YOU HAVE HOODRAT TENDENCIES, THEN YOU ARE A HOODRAT!"
SpiFF's Definition of a Hoodrat is...
"The act of being stuck in the state ignorance; having a hood-mentality that get in the way of having a better life. A severe disorder no expectation of improving themselves intellectually or physically (outer appearance)"
Signs of HoodRat:
- Constantly popping-of-the tongue while speaking
- Punching fist in palm, while trying to prove a point
- Wearing "High-Water's"...Or jeans that just don't fit at all
- More than 2 colors in hair... And both colors don't look natural at all
- Wearing shirts and accessories of dead ppl in the community to the laundromat
- Having been arrested and guilty more than once
- Having a Nickname of either 1 or 2 syllables, that could easily be a gang alias name
- Finger nails that are longer than an inch or more
- Have More than one Quick weaves stored in your home
- Still wearing jersey dresses and Chinese slippers
- Wearing pajamas out in the street on a normal day
- Fight ppl in parks, backyards, schools, parties,etc...
