Wednesday, November 26, 2008

~MADNESS!~




Uh-KAY!


I have been inactive!


But DON'T YOU FEAR!!


The SpiFF is HERE!




So.... Ya'll ready for my crazy LIFE!
Oh God... Pls help me type all of this MADNESS! LMAO!
Aight...
So... I am going to tell you my issues from least to greatest...

Aight... Rena and I made up! Yes stop the applaud... I may get mad at her again and cut that ass off... (again)....I am F.O.S.(Full of Shit)

Ummm... What else, ummm...Idk..


I am gonna SKIP to Greatest ISH THAT OCCURED! LMAO!

LOL!
This is so RANDOM AND is......MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.


So I am in a choir in College or just joined it like 3 weeks ago.
After practice I had to get a song from the Director, so I followed him to his office.

This other Man who sings Bass (I sing tenor) was in his office.

{Sidebar} I overheard that he had a parole officer; which means he may be a ex-con! And also that he sings a 4 part harmony, which is singing Soprano, Alto, Tenor, and Bass or Baritone!
So....I was in the office and asked the GROWN Ex-con about his sing and High notes....
He was explaining to me about how he does it and the Stopped and was like...


"I don't mean to be disrespectful or try to be rude but... YOU ARE VERY SEXY!....Like I see you in practice all the time and you never caught my eye until now!"




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... I was like, "oh...ummm...thanks..."then i stared at the ground for about 10 secs and changed the subject until the professor came and I was OUTTIE!

Man... I am SO NOT homophobic, but I was SO VERY uncomfortable... Like I have never experienced anything like this ever...


Also at my Cousins Party...I just remembered.... I was {allegedly} stalked by a white male who kept staring at my butt....wtf!


My bro, my cousin and Rena kept telling me that some White male was stalking me... Everytime I G-Checked his ass he was not looking....Whatever... I hope these events and future events don't make me homophobic!...


MADNESS I TELL YA!!!


MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Friday, November 7, 2008

Depression is a MO-FO!



oooooooooooo-kay!

So I am OFFICIALLY Beefing with myself...
Yes me.
Ususally... I have SO much common sense (lol)
That it scares me!
At this point of my life I am 20, and I have issues within me!
Here are my issues...
(ya'll ready?)
aight...






  1. I am done with my Bestest... (she doesn't even know yet!)
  2. I got a "D" on my College Math class Mid -term... (Which means I need all A's to keep a GPA of 3.7 and get a B in the course.)....smh
  3. I am pregnant... (sike)... Well Duh I am a DUDE! WTF!
  4. I got a Job, but all of a sudden I feel subconscious about spending money
  5. I have been singing again, but suddenly was attack by two older dudes (who sexuality i question) about how I am not that good... when the public adores me!
  6. I have written like over 5 new songs and have not completed none!
  7. I feel like I have SOOOO Many kicks, but then I have None!
  8. Allegedly, I have high Blood Pressure!


D.E.P.R.E.S.S.I.O.N..... SUCKS!!!!

I need advice and I need it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cody Chesnutt