Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Okay...


So today, one of my closest homies sent me a text (LOL- thinking about this shit) of a pair of Adidas...


Now...

Insight on my homie: I have known her for like 10 yrs! And we argue and stop talking every three months!LMAO!

So she sent me a text of these DISGUSTING LOOKING SHITS!!! (excuse my French) but I was not feeling those Sh-Sh-Sh-SHITS! at all!!!


I want to HURL on them SOOO BAD!
WTF was she thinking when she bought them!

She ain't following me NOWHERE! LMAO! (I am so reckless; NO SHAME either!)

So... Alright, the sneakers ain't that bad, But i am so SICK of people trying to OUT-DO one another or even themselves to be something that they are really not!

People are truly starting to look Homeless and the Homeless people are def on the come-up!

I wish I could just SLAP some type of swag and confidence into these folks so that they can all stop trying and just do the DO! DAMN!

Seriously that shit is pissing me off!
People really need to STOP posing, swagga-jacking, and ripping clothes off of complex mags and shit!

Do you!!!
PERIOD!


I just had to get this out! That really URK's The SHIT outta ME!
These kicks got me feeling some type of way... I... I don't even want to look at them...
I got cousins that are WANNABE JIM JONES DOUBLES looking like COMPLETE ASS HOLES!


I def deleted they ass's of my myspace... I don't even want to associate with them!
I know I'm reckless! But they look RIDICULOUS!


I mean everyone does not have to look like me... But what happen to a regular t- shirt and a pair of jeans... SHIT ...it goes a LONG WAY!
I'm Done!


Oh Here's the BRAND NEW SNEAKS, that look the Jesus, Shakespeare, and Malcolm X All wore the first day of Highschool!


LMAO!


Monday, October 20, 2008

SFC T.V. Ep. 1

Here is the "So Fresh Crew" Very FIRST EPISODE!
Check it out! WHAM!

http://www.youtube.com/thesofreshcrew

Thursday, October 16, 2008

My Mother is Driving ME NUTZ!


Okay...

This past summer I worked at a Summer Camp at my church,

which I have been working every single summer for the past 7 years.

In doing so, I have been saving all my money up to go school shopping.


NOW! (SHOUTING!) I am 20 damn years old!

This past summer i earned like... A "G" and some change , (Cuz of this damn recession taking HUGE TAXES OUT!... Obama, I got you SHUN!) And now my bank account is like -200 and change...

I'm Still Fly though (Something a drug dealer would say).

No, but seriously... She is on my case every minute about getting a job...

One Saturday morning I was sleeping all the way to 12 p.m. which is like a norm for me...

And she lost it....

I was like WTF!?

No she is not waking me up for some B.S.

We argued so much that morning about me getting a job I was so convinced to move out and live in a hotel, until I remembered my account was still OVERDROWN... OH BOY!


Wachovia is a peace of work...

I bought computer parts which cost me about 211 to build my computer and then I was like," I might as well buy a brand new computer ... So i sent the WRONG parts back, "Dell" sent me and got my money back...

During this time I had purchased some threads and like 4 pairs of kicks.... Yes At times I am reckless....BUt thats my THING! SHIT!


Moving along...

My brother, mother and I put some hundreds together to buy a NEW DELL.... The deal was to put all the money in my account and for me to Order the Computer myself...

Well let me tell you all....

Dell took a week in a half to take that money out...

At that time Dell had been making many errors....

One of my friends ordered a flashdrive and got sent like 20.

She called dell and they found no error.... Dumbasses!

My Uncle ordered a computer and was sent 2 computers...

So, Like a African American That I am... I started spending that money after a week...


I took my lil cuz shopping in Soho and left the money that my Grandmother gave me in the house and instead of turning back.... I just swiped the SHIT outta my card...

When I check the money was still there...

So the money at mny house i was gonna put back in my account... But I didn't know when the bank closed and my mom was like if you keep calling the bank.... They gonna charge me and think I am doing something suspicious.... Mind you... This bank is "Wack-Chovia"....

( Oh boy... I am getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome typing this shit...LOL)


My mother kept on trying to convince me to not contact the bank and go in person, but that week was Labor Day week...(my B-day)

So the bank was closed on Monday ... Tuesday i went out...

And tuesday "Wack -Chovia" Decided to overdraft the SHIT outta my account and I was unaware of all that shit....

I bought my self the new Voyager Titanium cell phone and Microsoft word from staples on the damn card....


I went to go put the cash from buying my cousins clothes and the bank was like

you owe us.... $400and change... Everytime you overdraft they charge $35 bucks....

I swiped my card like 5 times....you do the math...


Today I got a job and came home to deliver the good news and my mom starts poppin shit....

I just started to igg her....

Right now she is on my Shit LISTS!

She always on that list! DAMN!


I need to move out!

ASAP!

I am not even gonna edit this shit..

I'm PISSED!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

My Boss wants to hang with the young FOLKS???


Oh-KAY!

I missed a couple of "Bloggin-Sessions," But I am Back to attack!

Tell me why (here we go again with the old folks) my former boss asked me to accompany her to her grand-daughter's basketball tryouts (we attend the same college)....

So my homie and I attended this tryout...

I was making mad jokes and having people dying of laughter as usual...

We were all having a blasts... Until I called my former boss (Mrs. Graham) and she stopped time and said to me quickly, " Don't call me Mrs. graham in public, call me Sha-ron." I was "Wwwhat!".... Okay...


I don't know about you...But I was raised with a Mister and Miss...

The adults I have encountered during my existence that have asked me to go by their firsts names make me feel extremely uncomfortable! (LMAO!)



I feel like they are forcing on a personal level.... when in actuality they are rejecting that they are DEF. getting OLD AS HELL!

YIKES!


MID - LIFE crisis is a BITCH!

I don't even want to be 20.... I miss being 19.... It was SO hard for me to accept being 20....YEESH!

Fuck Being 21.... I drink now... shit!

But I really don't want to have to call my former Boss by her first name...

Yeah we cool, but DAMN! We ain't dating!

Maybe I should take it under consideration, with some Hawaiian Punch and Doritos!

What you all think?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

OLD PPL are so RECKLESS!!! LMAO!

Old People...
I ain't even gonna lie...
I kinda can't wait to get old....WHAT!?
I mean I don't want to get old quickly, but look at most of their lifestyles!
THEY GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!!!
It amazes me!!!
They say what ever comes on their minds.... They do whatever the FUCk they want....

THEY SEEMS SO COOL!!! LMAO!

Yo...(IDC) I'ma be ASSHOLE just cuz I can!
I Love My Granny, but she know... she is a peace of work....especially when she get's DRUNK!
She's not the HOLY woman who preached in church.... LOL!

Today on the bus.....(Laughing thinking about this SHIT!)
Tell me why these two old men.... Were conversating about our Mayor and shit;
basically competing to see who knows who and who got more connections!

(Digress: Why do older men talk so much about shit they know they can't change? That kills me!
they know they ain't never been to no council meeting or even attempt to speak to the mayor?)

One of the older men was just calling names of ppl who work in the school system (basically bullshitting) and the other man was just shutting him down, saying..... What does that have to do with the Mayor???
(I am silently laughing, like the asshole I am, or aspire to be....lol...thinking that these old men got too much DAMN time on their hands!)

Anyways...
The old man who was shutting down the other old man was like, "This conversation is over!"...and he turned around...
The other man was so flustered all he could say was ...."Okay."
I busted out laughing...thinking...that was SO GANGSTA!...LMAO!


Being old has its advantages....
  • discounts on the bus...
  • discounts at the movies...
  • dicounts at the strip club...
lmao...
Shall I continue!

In all, I am already reckless as hell...imagine...
When I get old....
Make sure that your grandkids don't run into me...
I aspire to have the swagga like...

Cody Chesnutt