2010 Already! YEESH! LOL!

Yo Baby, Yo Baby YOOOOO!!!!!

Again I have disappeared, But I am back for the Jumpoff!

I am home!

College was "eh"!

I did not enjoy my grades as much i would have ...

If I was not meeting another College's core requirements for the 3rd time!

For all those who don't know, I have an Associates in Communication and this is my third and FINAL college!

I have 1 more year to obtain my Bachelors in Journalism & Media studies with a Minor in Music!

So..my 1st term at my college is over!

I don't know too much about my schedule, but i know I CUTTING OFF So MANY FOLKS!

When you have time to reflect and think, you are able to see soo much more clear!

SOME PPL ARE SO FAKE TO ME & SCARED OF ME... It makes me feel so UNCOMFORTABLE!

This year is going to be a year that i establish WHO I AM!

I Don't Deal With Shit like this AT HOME! So I won't deal with it at school!

I am sort of PISSED RIGHT NOW TYPING THIS!

I wanted to put up my GOALS FOR 2010... BUT I HAD TO GET THIS SHIT OFF MY CHEST!

SMH!

Until Next time!

Let'em Go!

Bloggin' Fam! Top of the P.M.!

So...

Lately ppl have been Cutting ME off!

Smh...

Most of these ppl are from college...

One person cut me off because they claimed I am a horrible person

That constantly interrupts people!

The next person cut me off because I only thought my exposure as she hooked up with this Rich dude!

I am not perfect!

I have made advances to apologize...

But at the smae time I don't know these people from Nowhere!

I was upset at them cutting me off...

But I am OK!

They owe me nothing as I owe them nothing!

Letting them Go! is what I have chosen to do!

I may be wrong.... but what do you all think?

P.S..... I have made advances to talk, but they have refused...

FOLKS! I have def been M.I.A! AGAIN!!!!! LOL!

HIIIIIII-YA!

LOL!
Bloggin' Fam..

School has been kicking my BUTT!
But I refuse to FAIL!

NOPE!

The bachelors degree is right at my finger TIPS!

I WILL be the BEST SONGWRITER EVER!

And I WILL SUCCEED!!!

I KID YOU NOT!

My life has been Blessed& turned UPSIDE DOWN!

I have been going through it ya'll!

Beefin' with R.A's in my Dorm.... Beefin with residents in the Dorm

YO!!!

All this confrontation! Could I be the problem?

SHUCKS!

IDK!

All I know is that ppl need to stop assuming my life!

I assume a lot... But I asume situations out loud! Not a persons character or life!

Those are things we can't help but to think about...

But It has been brought to my attentiuon that certain ppl...

Think that my mouth is the most reckless thing CREATED!

Granted these folks don't know me...

I have been told when you get this age and go to that grade...... Someone ain't gonna take you shit and beat the hell out of you (me).... IT HAS NEVER AND WILLL NEVER HAPPEN!

Ppl assume I say the first thing that comes to mind.... But I do NOT!

I say crazy things, but not to just anyone... I make sure to build a relationship with a person before I release my inner HUMOR!...

I hate when ppl SWEAR they know me... But in actuality all you know ... IS WHAT I SHOW & What I WANT YOU TO KNOW!... Plus you can never really KNOW ANYONE!... So Chillax and hope off my DICK! WHAMMERS!

Match- Maker Spiff... Spiff-Harmony!

Hi-Dee-Hoo! There BLOGGA'Z!

LOL!

So.. I have found these two BANGIN' girls on Campus!I mean there are beautiful girls everywhere on this HUGE campus...

BUT I have LOCATED 2 ...DOS....DUECES!.. YES & they ARE +(plus)DIMES!

SMH... I want to Slap there MAMA's and Shake their hands at a good job DONE!

So... I have introduced my self to both girls through mutual friends... So they know I exist!...

Now I need to find a way to have some alone time with each girl to see if we are intellectually on the same level and then I have to choose.....

AHHH the WORK and Overtime! LMAO!

I mean I am not looking for a Wifey, but I am not trying to b.S. either.... So I am putting in work!

Ok.. I know you all are like, "Why that title for your blog?"

Pls. Relax and let me get to it.... SHEESH! LMAO!... Sike

But it's just what it says.... i have just hooked up On of my Macedonian friends with one of my Female friends and the two seem inseparable.... No they are not official yet, but i know I had magic HOOK-UP POWERS!... I convinced the two, whom never met, that they were very attractive to one another and created a blind date with me there... the entire time at dinner I kept on moving away from the table so that the two were forced to keep each other company. Later on that night both of them gave high-fives at separate times claim, " I did well!".... For some reason I know alot attractive ppl ... altogether...

Girls have always wanted me to hook them up with my friends or family members...

And guys ALWAYS claim that I have the baddest Chicks around me all the time...

Attraction is very good, but most of the time, we are not intellectually compatible or lacks confidence altogether. Some of the baddest females have the MOST insecurities and I have no time to deal with that. Confidence in a female is SOOOOOO very attractive to me... idk... maybe its just me!

What do you think?

Spiff out!....

Stay tuned... "The Mean Girl of the Campus, Token Black Spiff? & Edu-ma-Cation!" are the next titles of the soon-to-come blog posts!

GEEEEZ! Where have I been???

So much Has been going on!

I HAVE MISSED BLOGGIN'!

I had to go on My Dude, Andre's Blog,(The Hot FISH GREASE) to notice on his Blog Roll that i haven't posted anything for 3 weeks!

YIKES!

That is sooo terrible!

I have sooo Much to tell you all!

Ok... Here is a little History!

I am a Se-Junior in College (A nice term I created)

Since after this semester I will be a Senior!

I have an Associates Degree in Communication and is pursuing Journalism& Media Studies with a Minor in Music.

My major purpose in College is to NETWORK& Create as many friendships as I can with Future Leaders.

My Goal is to become a notable Singer/Songwriter...Songwriter should be first though!

I live in a dorm full of Sophomores and a small percentage of Juniors and Seniors.

My Floor preferably is Poppin'!!!

I am 1 out of 4 black ppl on the floor.

My closest homies consist of...

• My Roommate, Rick, (Mexican) Who is cool although we have our MAJOR Differences we also have a mutual respect for one another!


• Jay, (Caucasian) who is a ex-soldier who claims to be anti-social and mean, but is the coolest friend EVER!


• Torr, ( Caucasian) Who is so real and nice...She balances Jay and i when we have disagreements! It's awesome!

I have never experience diversity in a school setting!

My high school was majority hood blacks and some Hispanics!

My year at Montclair State University was a year of segregation... Nationalities def stayed with there own! Smh

I always expected to become friends with a Trust-Fund baby or babies, and live a lavish life with them...Traveling, socialite parties, etc....

But I have met many rich, very rich kids and I treat them like I treat everyone else and they all seem cool and down to earth!...

Even Around them i am still the Fly-est of them all! SMH!...

I will be writing more on my blog ASAP! Next couple of topics are going to be about!

Match- Maker Spiff, The Mean Girls of the Campus, Token Black guy, Edu-Ma-cation!

Stay Tuned pls..... Plus I am constantly reading every ones blog on my blog roll!

So Don't get it twisted! LOL!

Should I???

HOLA BLOG FAMILIA!!!!!!

I Know you missed me!

Because I DEF missed ya'll!

So... Tell me why my junior year in COLLEGE IS THE SHIT!

LOL!

So far I have had only two minor altercations and everything has been Straight!

Well this blog is gonna be about HATERS!

Okay On Campus, I have noticed that these 2 boys... I think they are Freshmen

That basically be all in MY SHIT!!! Every-time they see me they just STARE AT ME ALL THE TIME!

Now I know sometimes ppl get captivated over whatever I am wearing or my kick!

But ( read this part LOUD and FAST) DAMN THEY BE ALL IN MY SHIT!

Like, "Can I live, Can i Breathe, Inhale, Exhale; Get Off Of ME"

- Sisqo "Enter the Dragon" Album

One recent situation happened at a Girl's football team hosted by the Iota's on my Campus...

But before that.... We were all on the Campus Shuttle and my text ring-tone went off... Keri Hilson "Intro" from her latest album which is my shit..... Even though I am a MAN, Thats My shit! lol.... And these 2 losers were laughing mad hard about to choke off there spit while all the White folk on the bus looked at them like they were crazy..... So I spoke, " Ya'll laughing at my text ring-tone" They was like tit caught them off guard... My thing is... Still after this incident. These boys continue stalk my life...They must think I am a Freshmen and not a transfer whose fit will DIG UP THAT ASS!

I think If I SPAZ one good time they will FIND SOMEWHERE TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

I just hate when ppl be al up on me and I spot you heavy in my peripheral's NAH MEAN!

IDK... What ya'll think? Am I blowing this out of proportion! Or should I Wyl'd OUT! ???? LOL!

I HATE STUPID RAPPERS!!!

*SB
T-Pain Has recently BEEN #1 on my LIST!

I am a daily reader of Mediatakeout.com

And This entry is OVERDUE!

Now If you have been keeping up with my blog...

I never talk about Celebs But this IGNORANCE, must be brought to LIGHT!

This BITCH, went and purchased a BIG ASS CHAIN...

That Literally Says, " The Big Ass Chain"....

...

...

Obama should have bought his IGNORANCE TO LIGHT!

The Chain cost $400,000.00 ..WTF!!!

Are you Serious????

He said All of his kids have trust funds in the millions, so he could do it!

That DUMB ASS pissed me off!

My thing is, so many ppl out in the world are in War-torn Nations, Some ppl don't have food nor clothes at all and his IGNORANT ASS went and bought that STUPID ASS CHAIN!

I think T-Pain makes black ppl look so stupid, ignorant, childish, and reasons why many white folks don't think a black man should lead.

He is talented, but a joke at best!

Even if he does not help someone in another country.... how many kids could he have divided their tuition for college?..

He is ridiculous and I will NEVER respect him if he continues down that SELFISH and IGNORANT ROAD!

Do you all think I am blowing this out of proportion???

OFFICIALLY DONE W/ College Parties!!!!

I Can't take waiting in lines!

Fake-Gangsta's trying to Ditch!

Girls Always Sneaking In!

Hood- PPL!

I need a New crowd to party with!

I am Officially 21 ...& tonite was a disaster!

I was trying to get into a Frat party and waited 2 hours in this long ass line..

Outside of the Student Center...

Some BITCH-Ass-BITCH Dude try to ditch me, while my back was turned...

But I got my Spot Back ASAP!...

All the ppl that was suppose to come with me all had class...

SB*... Now most college students hate to have classes on Fridays.... But tell me this.... WHY IN THE FUCK would you have class on a FUCKING THURSDAY NITE!!!... that is College party nite!.... EVEN the White kids don't even do that SHIT!... IDK...

....MAD PPL DID NOT GET IN! The security Guard and the woman monitoring the lines were talking to one another about, "How they gonna make ppl wait although its filled and send everyone home soon!

So Back to me waiting in this FUCKED up line for two Fucking hours to turn my ass back around to go to my dorm....

Never again!...

I am doing my partying in NY... With PPL Who FRESH, & SuccessFUL!....

I am done with the COLLEGE SHIT!!!!

I HATE FRESHMEN!!!

Yo! PPL, PPL, PPL!

My Second day on Campus.... SMH...

I know I am suppose to continue writing about my FUN ASS SUMMER! LOL

But I need to Digress a Bit to my College Experience @ RU! SMH!

Aight ya'll...

So... While I was at an Alpha Phi Alpha Cookout.... I met up with one of my Homies who graduated with me from my Community College... While we were there, i felt like there were too many Black folk.... LOL... That I did not know! SMH... I felt as if they were not being black.... I mean, I felt like everyone was being distant... and weird.... Probably they thought I was a Freshmen.... Mind You.. I don't want ppl to be all up in my face, but I hope you all are attempting to understand where I am coming from....( if not let me know...lol)...

So My friend, her roommate and I was invited to a Sigma Party Later that nite at a Huge 10 room Mansion! I was Kinda excited cuz I have not been to a party, party in a long time... And Although I am not a party-feen... I love to dance!.... So I went hone to get some more clothes and then Got back to Campus and got dressed and ready to meet up with my homies on the bus... But she told me she was unable to get on the crowded, infested Freshmen bus... So she was contemplating Driving...

MY DUMB-ASS on the other hand, got on the bus! WHY?????????????

I reluctantly had a seat on the tightly-packed bus.... I soon realized that all the bodies on the bus were White, Freshmen... They all smelled like BEER... and was loud as HELL!!!!! Yelling, Shouting, Singing, Cursing....the WORKS BASICALLY!!!! I was like, "I Can't take it!"

So, this black next to me was talking about how she wanted to dance and how she left a white frat party, where everyone was just drinking and playing beer-pong... SMH... I told her where I was heading an she said she rather go back to her house, then she corrected herself and said Dorm.... I was like "how old are you?".... she responded, "18".... I was sooo surprised and shocked by her answer and told her that I thought she was 25... She got mad & wanted to stop talking to me, while I laughed ... And then I realized that i knew her.... She performed at an Open Mic that I frequent...

This WORLD IS TOO DAMN SMALL SOMETIMES.... we exchanged numbers and She left my STUPID BLACK ASS on the CROWDED, STINK ASS BUS!.... I was so mad... I didn't know that I need to take 2 buses to get to the damn mansion and then earlier, I had so many signs from facebook ppl, and this long ass bus (Campus Shuttle) ride that I should have stayed home... So i decided to stay on the Shuttle until I reached my Destination back to my Dorm... I Made my new roommate go party , since I was going to party and he left while I was in the Dorm eating a Day-old Cheeseburger from burger King... SMH... Rough NITE!

Summer Craze!!! Part Duex!

YO! MY PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes... Spiff back in ACTION!
Aight so If you read the last blog you would have known that YOUR boy...
SPIFF!... ME!!!... A SOPHISTICATED BLACK BROTHA!!!Got Kicked out of a Party...
Tell me why this time...
I got in a A 21 year old lounge, but my peeps... Lamz, Sco, and Andrea=(My new Homie)...
Ain't get in!!!!
WTF!!!!
LMAO!...

Aight here it is... Me, Tiff, My Fine cuz (Safee), Sco, Lamz & Drea all got dressed up to go to this NICE lounge in the Village called the "Underground"...
Mind you.... We had been there before on a Sunday nite, but this time we went on a Saturday Nite! SMH!...
On Sunday nites it's usually SUPER crowded and celebs be in there like, K-Ci& JoJo, Lil Jon, and MORE!...

Its a Open Mic nite on Sundays and last time we went mad record execs were there but I had no chance to sing! SMH!
So I heard on Mondays you can find a seat so... I decided to go on MONDAY!
Big Mistake ....Cuz this FEMININE FAT ASS MAN WITH A BROKEN WRIST...
was at the door checking I.D.'s... So Tiff, Safee & I got in.... While walking in Lamz, Sco, and Drea outside pissed this FAT SHIT is not letting us in! SMH!!!!!

So.. Now I am heated FINE cuz, Safee is the youngest and she is in!
This place never used to be 21& older.... and the man said now they switch it up when they feel like it!!!! I was sooo ticked that I told him Safee and my age...September 1st is my Bday!

He whipped out his flash light and started squinting taking a second look at Safee's license wghich surely said.... UNDER 21 in RED.... V.A. licenses put you on BLASTS! lol!.....
FUCKING LOSER!!!
I wanted to fling my I.D. at his FAT ASS!
But we started wandering around The Village until we found this Spot called," The Groove!"...
You had to be 21 & older to get in.... But they were "allegedly in DIRE NEED of ppl.... So we all got in!....
It was nice... they had a LIVE BAND & performer... It was this old, black man that had to be in his 50's singing every song from Ne-Yo to Michael Jackson.... He was aight.... And I was just itching to get on the mic all NITE!
Finally he had me get my shine and he basically made me freestyle to some song...Tiff and Lamz were my only witnesse as everyone scrabbled at ATm's to pay the bill!...
Speaking of the Bill! LOL...The Waitress was the worst!... She couldn't remember anyones order and the QUESADILLAS WERE SUPER SALTY!.... TIFF BLASTED!.... I LAUGHED!....WE ALL PAYED..... So the blasting was useless!

SMH..... In all we had a FINE NITE!.... Messing with ppl in the street and stuff!...

Next Blog Topic is "HARLEM!"

You Must Be 21 or OLDER! SORRY SUCKA!

DANG! Where have I been? LOL!

Well... I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE BEST!!!!!

SUMMER EVER!!!

Seriously....

I have SOOOOOOO Much to Tell You ALL!

YEESH!

Where do I Start?

How About the Great Scott Story!?

Aight here we go!

So there is this Socialite in NY named Great Scott, who is from my city in Jersey, that interned with The "Fugees" and Now works as a Stylist to Celebs & is a Model.

Aight... So I started following him on twitter and responded to his little "Wise Cracks" about Jersey!... And he tweeted back...

Next thing I know he invites me to a NETWORKING party in NY.

So my Bro (http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/) and My Cuz (Sco) both have their Entrepreneurship Trait poppin' off and since I write songs and stuff, this event would benefit all of us!...

So I also read that you have to be 21 to get in... Now I am 20 going on 21 Sept. 1st... Oh BOY!

The Party is clearly before my B-day and ...

RECENTLY, I had been watching a E! Special about all the millionaires who basically lied, cheat and stole their way to get to where they are NOW! That was my MOTIVATION TO GO!

PLUS!, Dee&Ricky (who are friends to Great Scott, Creators of the Lego Accessories which are sold online and in Marc Jacobs Store) was featured in some magazine that told a story about how they snuck into a Hamptons party and Marc Jacobs Boyfriend had liked their items and told Marc about them , which basically made them HOT...

So I have my inspiration to get into to event. I invited some of 4 ppl with me who are intested in NETWORKING and we go... I made sure to Bring my Real FINE cousin to flirt with Great Scott to get us in also if all my other plans fail!...

I really had no plan, but to look confident enough to enter the venue....LOL!

When we go to the line the Bouncer said,"NOPE"!

DAMN!.... So they had the party in a place called POP BURGER... sort of a fastfood place, that has a lounge upstairs, and the restaurant part down stairs.

So my FINE cuz need to use the bathroom, so while she did that my Bro and other Cuz went snooping around and found stairs that lead to the party.... So they texted us immediately from the party and we all ran to JAM!...

As soomn as we got Upstair the Bouncer was behind us with his arms crossed saying, " What I tell ya'll?!!!!!!!!!"

I WAS SOOOOO DAMN EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

We all didn't even respond we just put our heads down and went downstairs...

But both of my cousins were still upstairs.... The FINE cousin came down unaware of what had been going on since she was in the bathroom and (Sco) was in the party looking for GREAT SCOTT after i texted him we got kicked out!... As soon as I texted him Scott had walked right in fron of me outside the venue..... Then I sent my cousin and a friend to go in for the kill!

... Scott let us get in there, but! THAT DICK BOUNCER SAID NO since he worked for POP BURGER adn not SCOTT! WTF!... Whatever.... we walked around the city and ended up in Times Square Dressed all nice with SHIT to do!... LOL!... Atleast we got in the party! LMAO! We still had a blasts!

P.S. Scott twittered later that nite about how the party was wack... So I ain't miss SHIT! HA!

Urban Vernacular! Well... The Ones I HATE!

People Of Blogging LAND!

WhazzzzzzzzUP!?

So I have been sort of M.I.A...

Because of work and I have been SUPER TIRED lately!

Today I was suppose to hit up NY and do some random Shopping, chilling &

Locate a NEW restaurant to Grab some Grub at!... But got caught up this morning!... Oh well!

My Front yard is finally trimmed & complete though....

Moving along... to my Topic...

URBAN VERNACULAR!... Yes...OH Boy...

So recently I have noticed my patience for Ignorance is weighing on ME!

There are some Terms and statements made by (preferably) Black ppl that are IRKING THE SHIT outta me lately!...

Everytime I hear them... I CRINGE with AGONY with a STFU to the culprit!...Aight here they are!

1. "Gasing"... YOOOO!!!! I hate this word sooooooooo MUCH, that my bro & cuz constantly use it to IRK me!... The first time I heard it when i was giving on of my other cousins a FAKE compliment and she replied, "Why you gasing me! Stop gasing Yo!"... I was like, " what the hell? pls don't ever say that wack ish to me ever!"... I have noticed that More and more ppl are using this ! WTF! By the way By Bro & Cuz Blogs are...http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/ & Will... Fix your Blogs link asap!


2. "No Shit Sherlock".... I think this is the Wackest, most lame, Corny and BEYOND statement ever... Who ever made this statement shoudl be shot and recisuscitated and then BOMB, then get SUCKA punched in the face by Tyson! I think that statement is to thought of and choregraphed to be said... I also think its not quick or catchy enough...especially not by the hood!


3. "DOPE/Crack"....Ok... I have been on the fence with these two words... If I ever use these terms, i am usually making fun of ppl who use it.. Ppl think once you got some fly kicks and skinny jeans you need to use these words to fit in! WRONG!... I hate these to words and think that ppl feel they have SWAG with it... PLS STOP!


4. "I Dig"... What are you digging up? Sorry... I can't take this word at all... Let the old school folks have their word... Let the Snoops and Samuel Jackson's relieve their youthful/old days.... Pls young folks... lol... We got to do better! LMAO!


5. "Imma get you Sucka"......*Serious stare*....LMAO... Sike I forgot the last one I DON'T LIKE! LOL...

I have took the liberty of sharing my own vernacular.... Mind you.... I don't sit down alone of Saturday Nites coming up with new phrases...lol... It just comes out naturally when I verbally attacking someone with JOKES!

So.. we have...

• "Whammerz"... or wham! Is taken from comic books and it usually catches all ppl off guard! I like that!


• "Bullet Bullet"... you must say it with integrity or like a Jamaican after you rip someone! Also, put your hand in the form of gun or act as if you have a rifle toward the person... LOL!


• "Ding-Ding"... which is like, the boxing match has started after you have (again ) ripped someone!


• Last but not least .... Old , but still hot... The original..."SHUTDOOOOOWWWN!".. LoL!... It is the ultimate Finish on Anyone!

Aight till next time... Next blog will be about Summer camp Antics!

Tweet DEEZ!

Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!!!


So My twiiter has been poppin'!


I am SUPER SERIOUSLY ADDICTED! LOL!


I have been having some of the best debates, conversations, awesome/hilarious trendy topics, Celebrity and Fan arguments ALL ON TWITTER!!! LOL!


My last beef was with Estelle who fans came attacking me!!! smh
Mind you... I am an Estelle Fan... I guess this day i wanted a response from her and Got it immediately! LOL! I ended up apologizing for being aggresive... I was not disrespectful, at all just a little forceful! lol

Wyclef, Laurie Ann Gibson (From making the band), and come others always reply to me!

Most of the time I am twitter with my conversation buddies.... Who might I add, I have never met.... One is from BK... the Other is from Chi-Town and the other is from Alabama....

They all are real cool!

There are some others that I tweet also... But what I am starting to benefit from MY TWEETS ...for example...

IF you like a girl & want to holla ... It is the perfect place to do so.... Cuz... All you got to do is reply to her tweet.... For example... there was this bangin girl on Myspace that I had wanted to speak to but didn't want to come of as a stalker or some loser of the male species that hit her up constantly... So i just followed her and commented on one of her Tweets and it was smooth sailing!
Don't knock it till you try it... Don't be lame and dismiss it! Cuz I guarantee once you get a hang of it... you're gonna LOVE IT !....
HINT: you need to follow mad ppl and have awesome comments in order to join the flow... if not you will give up and end up having negative feedback! Dont be a LOSER! TRY!

I am telling ya'll ... This Twitter -thing is AMAZING!... DRAMA FULL and AMAZING!.... I can't get enough of it and I forsee Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in the NEAR FUTURE!
Facebook ...Ahh....
Myspace.... What is that again...
youtube...still relevent
Ustream/justin tv....depends lol


TWEET me: twitter.com/mrspiffster

I ALMOST called her a B______!!!

Yoooooo!

Blog FAM!

Aight!!!....

A bro Got himself... his 2ND Permit!

I know you all about to say "WTF!!??"

I know, I know... I am mad late and too old...

But let me PAUSE you all for a SEC!

1. I am NEVER TOO OLD! BISH!

2. I am only 20 years YOUNG SUCKAS!

So it was the Journey around getting the permit that made me want to BLOG!

IT WAS SUPER DUPER CRAZY!

Now my city in Jersey is not as BIG as NEWARK, but yeah...

So... I was a cautious about catching the 24 BUS

Cuz I heard TERRIBLE STORIES ABOUT IT!

Like how the Highschool and Middle school Kids be wildin'...

All the project and Bebe's kids be on that bus and that ride is like two hours.... SHIT!

So I made sure I wore something I could DEF fight in

Although I would never want to hurt someones child.... BUT STILL...

DONT TEMPT ME BISH! LOL!

So... I went to the BEST BANK EVER... BANK OF AMERICA

And I saw too many folks I had no business seeing... smh... One of them was the reason...

I created the previous blog...

And you all are the only ppl I will show this pic too... GET READY!...

Cuz this dude.. I have known for Some odd years...

He looked....CRAZY for his prom...

He had the Audacity to ROCK FAKE YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay you perm/texturizer...and that limo driving suit wasn't as bad ...but the fake YEEZY'S!

SMFH!!!!!

So... I digress.....

I got my permit by the Grace of God ya'll Cuz I def got 9 questions wrong....yeesh!

I was about to fail that sucka!.... LOL!....

After spending my entire day in that place I need to be out of Newark... Cuz it was getting dark...

And my ish is kinda expensive.... so it would be like me drawing ppl in to rob my stupid ass!

So as I was trying to figure out where was the nearest bus stop.... THE DMN BUS CAME SHOOTING DOWN THE STREET!

So I get my Mike Phelps running on and told this Hispanic woman to hoold the bus while running..since she was near it...

She igg'd me and kept on Going...

The bus left as I arrived... I was like... "You stupid bit-oooooooo! God Please help e before I curse this woman out!"

I was SOOOOOOO heated that I had to run in public ...then miss the damn bus!

And the woman was a FEEN.... She was doing some weird drug... I WANTED TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA HER!

I threw on my Ipod and zoned out...

Next thing this thug came straight to me... and started talking to me...

All I kept thinking was... "Please don't try to talk to me on some gay-ish"

But he wasn't ... He was pissed he failed the test by like 20-something questions.... and he just got out of jail and all the BULLSHIT.... That I didn't feel like hearing... WHY DO THE CRAZY PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME THEIR PROBLEMS!???

SHIT!

I just saw a whole BUNCH OF GHETTO PROM ATTIRE! LMAO!

Yooooooooo!
BLOG FOLKS!!!
I peeped ppl ain't been showing love, but whatever... Thank God I don't blog for ya'll!!! BULLET BULLET!!! LOL! I couldn't help myself!

So My topic starts of with a song

MY MY MYYYY, MY, MY, MY... you sure lookin' TACKY TONITE!!! SMH
I just got a hold of SOME TERRIBLE PROM ATTIRE PICS from my OLD HIGHSCHOOL!!!!! YIKES!....
Its pics from the class of '09!
(deep breath) WHYYYYY?????

I have seen pics with Jordans, Aprons, Disney characters, booty shorts, LACED-FRONTS, ZEBRA ON LAPELLE's (LOL), VAMPIRES, suits that don't fit skinny and fat dudes AND MORE!!!
I wish I could show ya'll!!!!! DAMN!
Well I have this SFC vid we did back in 2008... about proms... Let us know what you think?
The First video is us "Going IN"....lol
The second vid is my homie singing... but these kids just came from prom and ended up in IHOP.....LAME.... But they all in the background.... check out dude man with spray paint on his jacket! LMAO!

STALKED!

YO! WHAZZUP?!

WHAZZUP,WHAZZUP WHAAAAAAZZUP??!

BLOG NATION!!!!

LOL

So...

ANYONE who knows me or of me or about me...

Knows that I have many ppl who stalk me, or are jealous of me, or envious, or ya-da-ya-da-ya-da!

SO! LOL!

It has been brought to my attention that if I become a Celeb (which is sooner than you think)...

This will only get worst!

Now I have A SLICK ASS MOUTH!... Meaning I say shit by mistake and on purpose at times, but the thing is I never intentionally try to bring someone down, if anything i will apologize immediately, if you are offended!

But I Digress!

Back to my team of extreme followers (& you know who you are)

You are SOOOOO LAME AND WACK TO ME it hurts to even ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR UNDENIABLE (still denying)EXISTENCE!

I didn't notice before.. but now I see so clear...

And to think I actually LOOKED up to you at some point of my life... I just never admitted it...

But now I pity you....

SMH... STALK ME, BE JEALOUS and ENVY all you want...

But you still will never have MY NIKES! (CHECK THAT HOMIE!)
(drops the MIC and walks OFF of the stage, while Snapping fingers fill the Theater).

Hello, My name is SpiFF and I...

Yo!!!!

WhatZZZZUP BLOGGERZ?!

So...

Yesterday I went to Soho...

With my crew SFC , and my Best/Sis TiFF...

Cisco was on the lookout for the YEEZY's and

I was on the Lookout for Barkley's!

*Now here is some info that prior to the trip!

Cisco and I had a deal, that i wuld not purchase a pair of kicks until September, since my Crazy week At Montclair State

& I Purchased 3 pairs of kicks in 1 WEEK!*

So ever since then, I was on my best behavior.... until I hit up one of my links on the right, "SpiFFy Kicks"...

And Saw the, "Nike Air Max2 Charles Barkley's 94 (black / white / purple)" Staring at me!...

( Now this is where I Whine and Give you the Lame ass Excuse!!LOL!)

I knew I had to get them, because everytime I wanted a pair of Barkleys they were either in Kids sizes only, the store is far ass hell or just nowhere to be found and they come out like every 2 to 3 years, so I had to jump on this sale or wait...

So Yesterday I ended up Footlocker and SoHo!

It was me and the kicks... And I def ran into the Cafe next to Footlocker ATM and Def PURCHASED THEM!

WHOO HOO! A Early Graduation GIFT!

Hi... I mean....(ahem).... hello... My name is Joe... and I am a SNEAKER ADDICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****P.S.... I was in one of My exclusive Sneaker Stores in SOHO and I peeped these SUPER FLY! I Mean Perfect... they are the "Puma Clyde MOTH KING" Editions... LIMITED!!!... they had fur on them and I was skeptical, but i could not keep my eyes off!

Halle Berrrrrrryyyyyyy, Halle Berry!!!!!

Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are my Bloggin' PEEPS at?!

Aight So i was on Twitter...

LOL!

That is like my NEW NEW NEW pastime!

It's my shit!

I only speak to like a handful of ppl,

But I like how the celebs respond and stuff... Like How Trey Songz was talking about Spectacular calling him out in that video... HE HAD ME DYING!

My twitter is ... Twitter.com/mrspiffster

So aight... One dude told me that HALLE BERRY, was doing...

Hurricane Chris New song, "Halle Berry" dance!

Now I always thought she would be ashamed of the song and never do the dance..

But I guess I was wrong!...LMAO!

Yo! I was def buggin out when I saw this...

Now Ms. Berry don't have all the rhythm in the world.

But you can clearly see she has def watched the video a couple of times!

She starts of doing the dance that every "Chunky guy" in the video does, and switches to the original dance moves for the ladies... She really shocked me!

Ya'll think she killed it?

SMH...

Yo...

Bloggin' Folks!

I know i blogged yesterday!

But Today is such a BLAH day!

Like... Don't you HATE those BLAH-Dayz!

Seriously!

I feel like I have SO much to accomplish

In such a little time and all the resources but no

clue where to begin!

I hate Feeling like this!

SHIT!

It's like a confusing , strange feeling!

All the Potential, but no Direction!

All the Opportunity, but no clear sources!

I hate this so MUCH!

I feel like I am not taking advantage!...

I plan to change that SHIT ASAP!

Sorry... next blog will be better! lol...