So lately I have been observing Big Girls!
I have soo many incidents.... especially with Big Black Girls!
The terms Big Black Girls does not only have to do with size... But age also...
So this includes the skinny, no booty -having, flat-chest, sunni- wearing, hood fabulous with a six-pack girls too!
So i was on the bus one morning (on my way to school) and I always try to either sit near the window or in the back... because when the bus get crowded (which tends to happen) I try not to put myself in a position where I will be forced to get up for an older, pregnant or disabled person.
Usually i do, but I try to find ways to not have to stand up with my crotch or butt in someones grill!
Moving along, this day I sat near the window at the front two-seater!
The bus was packed and the three-side seats had a man and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 sitting on both of the ends. Now this girl had to be about in her early 20's, caramel skin, a real pretty face and big all over...
This other ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 got on the bus and notice the only available seat in between the old man and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1...
*Mind you, ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 was only thick in the waste... Shorty had a FATTY for DAYS!...(HEAVEN)*
So She turn around in fron of the seat... I thought she was just gonna stand, but later on, I found out she was aaiting those two folks to RE-position their seat adjustments for her CURVES!... SHe was TWEAKING!
So... She plopped her BIG AZZ down and ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 was TICKED!!!
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 noticed that is was uncomfortable and shifted her body to face the front of the bus leaving ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 staring at her back!
Now here was what had me dying!
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 had had the "FED UP BLACK WOMAN LOOK ON HER FACE" mixed with, "NO THIS STUPID BITCH JUST DID NOT SIT HERE!"
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 had to have stared at ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 back for about 5 seconds... Then rolled the SHIT outta her eyes and turned away!
ANGRY BIG GIRL # 2 must have felt her eyes on her, becuase as soon as ANGRY BIG GIRL # 1 turned away she turned around with the "YES I SAT MY FAT ASS HERE" mixed with the, "NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO" look!
I was laughing my ass off... The first thing I thought about is only black woman could pull this shit off!
They forever beefing with each other!!!
Moving along...
I love Big woman... Would i ever date a big girl... it is possible. I had a few big girls in I may have had a thing for... No names though! LOL!
But I hate whe Big girls tell jokes about their weight.
It's like we know you are sort of insecure, but have some self respect. That is like me being in front of a crew of White folks cracking jokes about my skin complexion. It is really unattractive!
If you feel so insecure change your weight...
I picked this song on my page because... I like going to parties and seeing all the BIG GIRLS take over the dance floors and all the twigs fall-Back!
LOL!
BIG GIRLS ARE DOING IT BIG THOUGH
Things that Big Girls NEED TO STOP DOING!
- Ordering Mad Food just cause you BIG!
- Worrying about skinny girls... They Jealous
- Fighting... You have super duper Strength!
- Wearing tight Shirts... Escially if you got the tummy... To many parachute shirts out there!
- Showing your crack, especially if you ass is flat or stretch marky!
And just know that you guys ROCK! WHOOOO HOOOOO! BACK IT UP BIG MAMA! LMAO!
