Urban Vernacular! Well... The Ones I HATE!

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So I have been sort of M.I.A...

Because of work and I have been SUPER TIRED lately!

Today I was suppose to hit up NY and do some random Shopping, chilling &

Locate a NEW restaurant to Grab some Grub at!... But got caught up this morning!... Oh well!

My Front yard is finally trimmed & complete though....

Moving along... to my Topic...

URBAN VERNACULAR!... Yes...OH Boy...

So recently I have noticed my patience for Ignorance is weighing on ME!

There are some Terms and statements made by (preferably) Black ppl that are IRKING THE SHIT outta me lately!...

Everytime I hear them... I CRINGE with AGONY with a STFU to the culprit!...Aight here they are!

1. "Gasing"... YOOOO!!!! I hate this word sooooooooo MUCH, that my bro & cuz constantly use it to IRK me!... The first time I heard it when i was giving on of my other cousins a FAKE compliment and she replied, "Why you gasing me! Stop gasing Yo!"... I was like, " what the hell? pls don't ever say that wack ish to me ever!"... I have noticed that More and more ppl are using this ! WTF! By the way By Bro & Cuz Blogs are...http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/ & Will... Fix your Blogs link asap!


2. "No Shit Sherlock".... I think this is the Wackest, most lame, Corny and BEYOND statement ever... Who ever made this statement shoudl be shot and recisuscitated and then BOMB, then get SUCKA punched in the face by Tyson! I think that statement is to thought of and choregraphed to be said... I also think its not quick or catchy enough...especially not by the hood!


3. "DOPE/Crack"....Ok... I have been on the fence with these two words... If I ever use these terms, i am usually making fun of ppl who use it.. Ppl think once you got some fly kicks and skinny jeans you need to use these words to fit in! WRONG!... I hate these to words and think that ppl feel they have SWAG with it... PLS STOP!


4. "I Dig"... What are you digging up? Sorry... I can't take this word at all... Let the old school folks have their word... Let the Snoops and Samuel Jackson's relieve their youthful/old days.... Pls young folks... lol... We got to do better! LMAO!


5. "Imma get you Sucka"......*Serious stare*....LMAO... Sike I forgot the last one I DON'T LIKE! LOL...

I have took the liberty of sharing my own vernacular.... Mind you.... I don't sit down alone of Saturday Nites coming up with new phrases...lol... It just comes out naturally when I verbally attacking someone with JOKES!

So.. we have...

• "Whammerz"... or wham! Is taken from comic books and it usually catches all ppl off guard! I like that!


• "Bullet Bullet"... you must say it with integrity or like a Jamaican after you rip someone! Also, put your hand in the form of gun or act as if you have a rifle toward the person... LOL!


• "Ding-Ding"... which is like, the boxing match has started after you have (again ) ripped someone!


• Last but not least .... Old , but still hot... The original..."SHUTDOOOOOWWWN!".. LoL!... It is the ultimate Finish on Anyone!

Aight till next time... Next blog will be about Summer camp Antics!

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So My twiiter has been poppin'!


I am SUPER SERIOUSLY ADDICTED! LOL!


I have been having some of the best debates, conversations, awesome/hilarious trendy topics, Celebrity and Fan arguments ALL ON TWITTER!!! LOL!


My last beef was with Estelle who fans came attacking me!!! smh
Mind you... I am an Estelle Fan... I guess this day i wanted a response from her and Got it immediately! LOL! I ended up apologizing for being aggresive... I was not disrespectful, at all just a little forceful! lol

Wyclef, Laurie Ann Gibson (From making the band), and come others always reply to me!

Most of the time I am twitter with my conversation buddies.... Who might I add, I have never met.... One is from BK... the Other is from Chi-Town and the other is from Alabama....

They all are real cool!

There are some others that I tweet also... But what I am starting to benefit from MY TWEETS ...for example...

IF you like a girl & want to holla ... It is the perfect place to do so.... Cuz... All you got to do is reply to her tweet.... For example... there was this bangin girl on Myspace that I had wanted to speak to but didn't want to come of as a stalker or some loser of the male species that hit her up constantly... So i just followed her and commented on one of her Tweets and it was smooth sailing!
Don't knock it till you try it... Don't be lame and dismiss it! Cuz I guarantee once you get a hang of it... you're gonna LOVE IT !....
HINT: you need to follow mad ppl and have awesome comments in order to join the flow... if not you will give up and end up having negative feedback! Dont be a LOSER! TRY!

I am telling ya'll ... This Twitter -thing is AMAZING!... DRAMA FULL and AMAZING!.... I can't get enough of it and I forsee Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in the NEAR FUTURE!
Facebook ...Ahh....
Myspace.... What is that again...
youtube...still relevent
Ustream/justin tv....depends lol


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