I HATE FRESHMEN!!!

Yo! PPL, PPL, PPL!

My Second day on Campus.... SMH...

I know I am suppose to continue writing about my FUN ASS SUMMER! LOL

But I need to Digress a Bit to my College Experience @ RU! SMH!

Aight ya'll...

So... While I was at an Alpha Phi Alpha Cookout.... I met up with one of my Homies who graduated with me from my Community College... While we were there, i felt like there were too many Black folk.... LOL... That I did not know! SMH... I felt as if they were not being black.... I mean, I felt like everyone was being distant... and weird.... Probably they thought I was a Freshmen.... Mind You.. I don't want ppl to be all up in my face, but I hope you all are attempting to understand where I am coming from....( if not let me know...lol)...

So My friend, her roommate and I was invited to a Sigma Party Later that nite at a Huge 10 room Mansion! I was Kinda excited cuz I have not been to a party, party in a long time... And Although I am not a party-feen... I love to dance!.... So I went hone to get some more clothes and then Got back to Campus and got dressed and ready to meet up with my homies on the bus... But she told me she was unable to get on the crowded, infested Freshmen bus... So she was contemplating Driving...

MY DUMB-ASS on the other hand, got on the bus! WHY?????????????

I reluctantly had a seat on the tightly-packed bus.... I soon realized that all the bodies on the bus were White, Freshmen... They all smelled like BEER... and was loud as HELL!!!!! Yelling, Shouting, Singing, Cursing....the WORKS BASICALLY!!!! I was like, "I Can't take it!"

So, this black next to me was talking about how she wanted to dance and how she left a white frat party, where everyone was just drinking and playing beer-pong... SMH... I told her where I was heading an she said she rather go back to her house, then she corrected herself and said Dorm.... I was like "how old are you?".... she responded, "18".... I was sooo surprised and shocked by her answer and told her that I thought she was 25... She got mad & wanted to stop talking to me, while I laughed ... And then I realized that i knew her.... She performed at an Open Mic that I frequent...

This WORLD IS TOO DAMN SMALL SOMETIMES.... we exchanged numbers and She left my STUPID BLACK ASS on the CROWDED, STINK ASS BUS!.... I was so mad... I didn't know that I need to take 2 buses to get to the damn mansion and then earlier, I had so many signs from facebook ppl, and this long ass bus (Campus Shuttle) ride that I should have stayed home... So i decided to stay on the Shuttle until I reached my Destination back to my Dorm... I Made my new roommate go party , since I was going to party and he left while I was in the Dorm eating a Day-old Cheeseburger from burger King... SMH... Rough NITE!

Summer Craze!!! Part Duex!

YO! MY PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes... Spiff back in ACTION!
Aight so If you read the last blog you would have known that YOUR boy...
SPIFF!... ME!!!... A SOPHISTICATED BLACK BROTHA!!!Got Kicked out of a Party...
Tell me why this time...
I got in a A 21 year old lounge, but my peeps... Lamz, Sco, and Andrea=(My new Homie)...
Ain't get in!!!!
WTF!!!!
LMAO!...

Aight here it is... Me, Tiff, My Fine cuz (Safee), Sco, Lamz & Drea all got dressed up to go to this NICE lounge in the Village called the "Underground"...
Mind you.... We had been there before on a Sunday nite, but this time we went on a Saturday Nite! SMH!...
On Sunday nites it's usually SUPER crowded and celebs be in there like, K-Ci& JoJo, Lil Jon, and MORE!...

Its a Open Mic nite on Sundays and last time we went mad record execs were there but I had no chance to sing! SMH!
So I heard on Mondays you can find a seat so... I decided to go on MONDAY!
Big Mistake ....Cuz this FEMININE FAT ASS MAN WITH A BROKEN WRIST...
was at the door checking I.D.'s... So Tiff, Safee & I got in.... While walking in Lamz, Sco, and Drea outside pissed this FAT SHIT is not letting us in! SMH!!!!!

So.. Now I am heated FINE cuz, Safee is the youngest and she is in!
This place never used to be 21& older.... and the man said now they switch it up when they feel like it!!!! I was sooo ticked that I told him Safee and my age...September 1st is my Bday!

He whipped out his flash light and started squinting taking a second look at Safee's license wghich surely said.... UNDER 21 in RED.... V.A. licenses put you on BLASTS! lol!.....
FUCKING LOSER!!!
I wanted to fling my I.D. at his FAT ASS!
But we started wandering around The Village until we found this Spot called," The Groove!"...
You had to be 21 & older to get in.... But they were "allegedly in DIRE NEED of ppl.... So we all got in!....
It was nice... they had a LIVE BAND & performer... It was this old, black man that had to be in his 50's singing every song from Ne-Yo to Michael Jackson.... He was aight.... And I was just itching to get on the mic all NITE!
Finally he had me get my shine and he basically made me freestyle to some song...Tiff and Lamz were my only witnesse as everyone scrabbled at ATm's to pay the bill!...
Speaking of the Bill! LOL...The Waitress was the worst!... She couldn't remember anyones order and the QUESADILLAS WERE SUPER SALTY!.... TIFF BLASTED!.... I LAUGHED!....WE ALL PAYED..... So the blasting was useless!

SMH..... In all we had a FINE NITE!.... Messing with ppl in the street and stuff!...

Next Blog Topic is "HARLEM!"

You Must Be 21 or OLDER! SORRY SUCKA!

DANG! Where have I been? LOL!

Well... I HAVE BEEN HAVING THE BEST!!!!!

SUMMER EVER!!!

Seriously....

I have SOOOOOOO Much to Tell You ALL!

YEESH!

Where do I Start?

How About the Great Scott Story!?

Aight here we go!

So there is this Socialite in NY named Great Scott, who is from my city in Jersey, that interned with The "Fugees" and Now works as a Stylist to Celebs & is a Model.

Aight... So I started following him on twitter and responded to his little "Wise Cracks" about Jersey!... And he tweeted back...

Next thing I know he invites me to a NETWORKING party in NY.

So my Bro (http://lamzthelostsoul.blogspot.com/) and My Cuz (Sco) both have their Entrepreneurship Trait poppin' off and since I write songs and stuff, this event would benefit all of us!...

So I also read that you have to be 21 to get in... Now I am 20 going on 21 Sept. 1st... Oh BOY!

The Party is clearly before my B-day and ...

RECENTLY, I had been watching a E! Special about all the millionaires who basically lied, cheat and stole their way to get to where they are NOW! That was my MOTIVATION TO GO!

PLUS!, Dee&Ricky (who are friends to Great Scott, Creators of the Lego Accessories which are sold online and in Marc Jacobs Store) was featured in some magazine that told a story about how they snuck into a Hamptons party and Marc Jacobs Boyfriend had liked their items and told Marc about them , which basically made them HOT...

So I have my inspiration to get into to event. I invited some of 4 ppl with me who are intested in NETWORKING and we go... I made sure to Bring my Real FINE cousin to flirt with Great Scott to get us in also if all my other plans fail!...

I really had no plan, but to look confident enough to enter the venue....LOL!

When we go to the line the Bouncer said,"NOPE"!

DAMN!.... So they had the party in a place called POP BURGER... sort of a fastfood place, that has a lounge upstairs, and the restaurant part down stairs.

So my FINE cuz need to use the bathroom, so while she did that my Bro and other Cuz went snooping around and found stairs that lead to the party.... So they texted us immediately from the party and we all ran to JAM!...

As soomn as we got Upstair the Bouncer was behind us with his arms crossed saying, " What I tell ya'll?!!!!!!!!!"

I WAS SOOOOO DAMN EMBARRASSED!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

We all didn't even respond we just put our heads down and went downstairs...

But both of my cousins were still upstairs.... The FINE cousin came down unaware of what had been going on since she was in the bathroom and (Sco) was in the party looking for GREAT SCOTT after i texted him we got kicked out!... As soon as I texted him Scott had walked right in fron of me outside the venue..... Then I sent my cousin and a friend to go in for the kill!

... Scott let us get in there, but! THAT DICK BOUNCER SAID NO since he worked for POP BURGER adn not SCOTT! WTF!... Whatever.... we walked around the city and ended up in Times Square Dressed all nice with SHIT to do!... LOL!... Atleast we got in the party! LMAO! We still had a blasts!

P.S. Scott twittered later that nite about how the party was wack... So I ain't miss SHIT! HA!