1 Barber, 2 Barber, 3 Barber- NOOO!

Yo What's Great Folks!?

So... you know how I have the GREATEST MIND EVER!

I have came up with a new plan to save me time!

And my DIMES!

Look at me rhyming!!!

I could create a jingle... mabye even earn myself some Nickels!

YIKES I am becoming corny by the second...SMH! LMAO!

Nah but seriously..

I have gone through so many different barbers!!

I mean it's ridiculous!!!

My last BARBER was the BEST ONE!

All I get is Shape-ups (not even thingking about touching the FRO!)... So he use to clean me up in 5 mins top all the time...

I would walk in and their be a line&

He would let me cut the line because all I needed was a Measley SHAPE-UP!

& not plain, corny ones

Different, FLY, Quick shape-ups for $5-$7 bucks... like it was the best!

Tell me why this sucka DISAPPEARED!

His shop is always closed! I can't find his ASS!!!

I treat my barbers like my beef pattie spot...

I can't just be trying all type all WILLY-NILLY!

Nah I need a consistent Spot!...

So From now on I have decided to...

DO MY OWN SHAPE-UP's!!!

I mean who better to trust then myself!

I am nice with the clippers too... especially on myself!

I always do it in a jam.... so i have declared myself...a BARBER!

LOL!

Right now I am rocking my latest design called, "The Wolverine"

SOMEBODY STOP ME!!!! LMAO!!!!

Being Broke Ain't No DAMN Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup/Yup!

Right now I am on the Parent Fund!

SMH!!!! Cuz that money ain't

guaranteed!

But I have been looking folks!

I have a job waiting for me at the same

summer camp I have been working at for 8 years!

I REFUSE to go back!

I don't like working with kids!!!

They get on my LAST NERVE!

So I found new job opportunities & come Next monday

I should have a new J.O.B.!!!!

I can't wait!

My pockets have too much LINT in them!

Time to get's Paid & get's PAID NOW!!!!

Ya'Heard!

LMAO! I feel all country and SHIT!

Scared money don't make no money!

For this summer o pop off well my pockets need GUAP!

Pray for me!

Where Have I been??!

NO!!!

Where have you been? lol

SIKE!

DAMN! it's been a minute!

Well Blame it on Finals!!!

I am FINALLY home! YUPYUP!

I shamelessly had an audition for a tv show on Bravo

for songwriters and I went my my bro and my cousin!

It was not a good look!

Tell me how i went to the wrong audition! SMH!

I ended up at Bravo's Fashion Show audition!

I was SOOOOO HEATED!!!!

So one of the casting directors told me I was at the wrong address..

So I raced from 452 W something all the to 61st

I gave the damn METROCARD MACHINES all my MONEY!

SMH..

I was too late and they told me to apply on youtube....and I did today! SMH!

So but they claimed it ended at 12 noon...and i sent my vid at 4pm blurry and all! SMH!

It's now up to God if i should be exposed on a reality show!

IDK folks!

YIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could my dream to be a songwriter come true???

I think soo...

FOLKS!!!!

I am about to make a

MAJOR

move into the Right DIRECTION!!!

Lets just say....

A brother is about to

"SIGN THESE PAPERS!!!"- Usher

Yooooooo!

I am a tad bit afraid!!!!

It's kinda nerve wrecking!

My cousin just passed the bar & my Unlce is a Lawyer...

They are going to REVIEW IT ALL!!!

I can't wait!!! The Industry don't know ..."I AM CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Some folks are getting to know me on twitter thats in the industry...

So I am going in with some homies!

Yo! I am Praying about it!!! I need GOD by My side or I am not going in at all!!!

Wish me luck FOLKS! LOL!

Whew!!!

Last Night was Mess...

All I am going to say I felt GOOD!

Too good!!!

No lies... It was awesome !

To other ppl I was out of it... but I knew what it was

The think about it is that ppl caught me slipping

That i don't get down with, but it is what it is

I LOVE COLLEGE!

I could have discovered this in High School, but I was a goody2shoes!

Oh Well Last nite I took a long walk that was amazing &

walked right in to drama when All i was FEENING for was a blueberry muffin

and white hot chocolate from Dunkin Donuts! SMH!!!!

Yo LAST NITE WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

Go to Sleep in a COFFIN!!!

YERP! Blog LIFE!

Last Week was my Spring Break!

& Let's just say I HAD A BLAST!

MY Gospel Choir Planned a Trip to go on a tour!

So we went to Myrtle Beach, ATL, Philly, V.A., M.D., & N.C.!

It was Madness on a bus with 46 Students in a bus!

Of Course I had Jokes from the beginning till the end!

We went to Cascade from ATL the movie..

Myrtle Beach itself, bowling, movies, lazer tag, nursing homes, couple churches

& basically created a tighter bond after all the unnecessary drama!

IT WAS TOOO MUCH FUN!

I just completed all my assignments, tests, and papers that was due on this week

after spring-break vacation and I am feeling MIGHTY GRAND!

My bank accounts looking good and everything seems to be going RIGHT!

Now What I need to do is HOP IN THAT GYM!!! YIKES!

I was looking through my Spring break pics on Facebook and I was like

"Who is that Round person???"

Sadly, it was me!

Yup My roommate calls it the "Buddha Belly"

I can't believe I let myself go like this!

I actually think it is FUNNY!

But I need to lose 20lbs ASAP!

I got a huge Decision to make about my career this week!

YUP YUP! ... I am suppose to be writing for a Major artist!

And Recording my own songs... So this "Buddha Belly" need to INFLATE! ASAP!

YIKES!

Gig After Gig/ New Rip-Slogan!!!

Dang!
Where have i been you ask?
MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS!!
LMAO!
Nah but yoooo... "I have been around uh huh, uh huh
I've Been around the world" - MA$E
I have been entering contests on campus and performing
For all types of Gigs here & there...
Yup I have been stretching myself to get my name out there!
SMH!!!
It's tiring, but I've seem to have done the Damn thing!
One contest I place 2nd... Another I placed 3rd...
Who ever said i wasn't talented.... GOODNITE!
FYI: there are MANY MANY MANY singers in these competitions...
Well atleast the 2nd place one that I won!
YAY for me!
Anyways...
through some rtecent events in my life... I have INVENTED the greatest Rip-Slogan! YET!
DEFINE: Rip Slogan- a term, dance, or song you do after you crack jokes on someone...
"MURDA-MURDA-MA-MURDA-MURDA-MA-MURDA-MURDA!!!!!"
With a lil dance too....
Directions: Make your fingers look like hand guns and rotate them in parallel like a reggae jam in the 90's!
and UREKA!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy Julez Santana- Welcome to Jamrock (Remix)
This was my ish in highschool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!