Halle Berrrrrrryyyyyyy, Halle Berry!!!!!

Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are my Bloggin' PEEPS at?!

Aight So i was on Twitter...

LOL!

That is like my NEW NEW NEW pastime!

It's my shit!

I only speak to like a handful of ppl,

But I like how the celebs respond and stuff... Like How Trey Songz was talking about Spectacular calling him out in that video... HE HAD ME DYING!

My twitter is ... Twitter.com/mrspiffster

So aight... One dude told me that HALLE BERRY, was doing...

Hurricane Chris New song, "Halle Berry" dance!

Now I always thought she would be ashamed of the song and never do the dance..

But I guess I was wrong!...LMAO!

Yo! I was def buggin out when I saw this...

Now Ms. Berry don't have all the rhythm in the world.

But you can clearly see she has def watched the video a couple of times!

She starts of doing the dance that every "Chunky guy" in the video does, and switches to the original dance moves for the ladies... She really shocked me!

Ya'll think she killed it?

SMH...

Yo...

Bloggin' Folks!

I know i blogged yesterday!

But Today is such a BLAH day!

Like... Don't you HATE those BLAH-Dayz!

Seriously!

I feel like I have SO much to accomplish

In such a little time and all the resources but no

clue where to begin!

I hate Feeling like this!

SHIT!

It's like a confusing , strange feeling!

All the Potential, but no Direction!

All the Opportunity, but no clear sources!

I hate this so MUCH!

I feel like I am not taking advantage!...

I plan to change that SHIT ASAP!

Sorry... next blog will be better! lol...

King Of HATERS!

My Bloggin Familia!!!!!!!!

What's BANGIN? LOL! (a new way to say Hi) j/k

So...

One of my friends hadthe NERVE and COURAGE

to tell me that i am the "KING of HATERS!!!"

I was not pissed... Everyone who knows me..

whether they know me well or just met me

Can tell... I am HATER!

I am Proud of that and i wear the Belt like a WWF Champion!

Now I just don't hate because I am jealous or envious... I am to FLY for that!

I just hate to make conversation.. you know.. its' fun!

To see someone real excited by something or someone

And crush their hopes and dreams with my negative comebacks

it is... RIVETING! LOL!

I love and LIVE for their response, "DAMN, you a HATER!"

And I do my evil laugh!!!

But to more pressing topics... Yo... I have a couple of friends that just RUB ME the Mutha- F^&%#-ing, WRONG way sometimes!

You know how you got some friends that you still call friends even though something tells you to not Fuck with them!

Yup thats them!

I HATE when I invite them somewhere and they ask, " Who Coming?"

Now there is more to the Story!

They are the type of folks that need to be surrounded by there age group 24/7

Not to say I hang around youngins'!

but...

• Why do you need to know who coming?


• Does it matter?


• Did they or did I invite you?


• You should be happy that a person of my CALIBUR asked your stank ass out rather than being DAMN ungrateful asking about who coming?

I hate that because... most times I invite so many ppl and I can't remeber who I invited to recall, also I feel like they initially not trying to hang with me.... so WTF... why come? Just say NO!Just another one of my pet peeves.

Am I wrong?

WOMEN! WTF!?

Yoooo!!!
Blog-Shun's and Blog-Shun-ista's!!!
So...

My best (which is a Female)..SMH

Is my heart; Homies-4-Life type of episode....

And we got into a few arguments about Females recently!...
Okay, here it goes...


Spent Last week at her Dorm and we had TONS of Fun..
But... We had a couple of discussions...


FOR EXAMPLE:
I just purchased Keri Hilson Album, which is my SHIT for the MOMENT!
And I was downloading it to her Ipod... and mistakenly deleted all of her music...
Confused... I was asking her "what should I do???"

Could you guess what she did (while she was doing her hair)... She gave me the "Pissed- Don't-SAY-SHIT-To-ME" Woman look...Through the Mirror... Ya'll Know that LOOK!
EVERY MOTHER HAS MASTERED THAT DAMN LOOK!
I figured out how to add all her music back in less than 5 minutes and all was well.



It made me think that women are SOOOOOO Freakin' EMOTIONAL!

Like, Why are you upset???...

All I wanted was some assistance, but she wanted to catch an attitude like a TYPICAL EMOTIONAL WOMAN! YEESH!

See we (MEN)...

Don't have time for all those

DIFFERENT MOOD SWINGS...

Solve the problem and be done with it...
All the EXTRA SHIT CAN GO!?

WHAT YA'LL think?

OVERDRAWN&PISSED OFF!!!

SHIT!

OKAY ya'll!

Hi, Hey, Whatever!

I FRIGGIN Overdrew my DAMN wachovia Account again!

And then I gave the damn ATM a FRIGGIN $20 BILL!

I was TOO PISSED!!!

I am STILL PISSED!

See I stopped FUCKING with Wachovia for sometime... And was enjoying Bank of America!

But My Mom was like..Maybe you should set some money in Wachovia...

So being a Black Man, I was feeling rich with mad money in both banks...

After O.D'ing on 3 pairs of sneakers in one week!{SMH} and some clothes... A brother is BROKE!

I can't believe it!

That Damn AOL horoscope SHIT is sooo true... LAST week it told me that this week I would have a REALITY CHECK!

NOW HOW Am I gonna put my housing deposit on my Room and Board for NEXT SEMSTER!

FUCK!!

Once a HOODRAT...

Blog FOLKS!
What Poppin-Lockin!??
Aight...
So I can't stand overly "HOOD-BOOGA'S!"
Seriously!
I can't take ignorant FOLKS...
I def need breaks in between their disasterous lives'!
I have noticed that I have some friends THAT reek of Hood-Tendencies!!!
YEESH!


I have done some studies over this topic (B.S. Cough)...and came to the MAGNIFICENT CONCLUSION,which is... "ONCE A HOODRAT... IS ALWAYS A HOODRAT... AND IF YOU HAVE HOODRAT TENDENCIES, THEN YOU ARE A HOODRAT!"
SpiFF's Definition of a Hoodrat is...
"The act of being stuck in the state ignorance; having a hood-mentality that get in the way of having a better life. A severe disorder no expectation of improving themselves intellectually or physically (outer appearance)"

Signs of HoodRat:

• Constantly popping-of-the tongue while speaking
• Punching fist in palm, while trying to prove a point
• Wearing "High-Water's"...Or jeans that just don't fit at all
• More than 2 colors in hair... And both colors don't look natural at all
  
• Wearing shirts and accessories of dead ppl in the community to the laundromat
• Having been arrested and guilty more than once
• Having a Nickname of either 1 or 2 syllables, that could easily be a gang alias name
• Finger nails that are longer than an inch or more
• Have More than one Quick weaves stored in your home
  
• Still wearing jersey dresses and Chinese slippers
• Wearing pajamas out in the street on a normal day
• Fight ppl in parks, backyards, schools, parties,etc...

* If I Left out any signs... Don't be afraid to add some points...Remember... My Page is HOODRAT FREE!