Monday, May 4, 2009

Once a HOODRAT...














Blog FOLKS!

What Poppin-Lockin!??
Aight...

So I can't stand overly "HOOD-BOOGA'S!"

Seriously!
I can't take ignorant FOLKS...
I def need breaks in between their disasterous lives'!
I have noticed that I have some friends THAT reek of Hood-Tendencies!!!

YEESH!


I have done some studies over this topic (B.S. Cough)...and came to the MAGNIFICENT CONCLUSION,which is...
"ONCE A HOODRAT... IS ALWAYS A HOODRAT... AND IF YOU HAVE HOODRAT TENDENCIES, THEN YOU ARE A HOODRAT!"
SpiFF's Definition of a Hoodrat is...

"The act of being stuck in the state ignorance; having a hood-mentality that get in the way of having a better life. A severe disorder no expectation of improving themselves intellectually or physically (outer appearance)"


Signs of HoodRat:
  • Constantly popping-of-the tongue while speaking
  • Punching fist in palm, while trying to prove a point
  • Wearing "High-Water's"...Or jeans that just don't fit at all
  • More than 2 colors in hair... And both colors don't look natural at all
  • Wearing shirts and accessories of dead ppl in the community to the laundromat
  • Having been arrested and guilty more than once
  • Having a Nickname of either 1 or 2 syllables, that could easily be a gang alias name
  • Finger nails that are longer than an inch or more
  • Have More than one Quick weaves stored in your home
  • Still wearing jersey dresses and Chinese slippers
  • Wearing pajamas out in the street on a normal day
  • Fight ppl in parks, backyards, schools, parties,etc...
* If I Left out any signs... Don't be afraid to add some points...Remember... My Page is HOODRAT FREE!

5 comments:

eizzy.k said...

LoL
I feel you...heres another one:

obsessive use of obscenities and swearing, cause that’s the best they can do to express themselves...when they both happy and or angry!

Poetic.Justice said...

lol.lmao.. Yup you have it well...oh don't forget those baby girl shirts and and rainbow attire. :D

Samson said...

those beauty supply store see through mesh slippers are like the official footwear of the hoodrat.

But on some real shit I don't mind dealing with a hoodrat chick to some extent (sex) but it's so easy to get caught up in their bullshit it's not even funny!

Bang Bang said...

the gel down bangs. Big ass tramp stamp on top of a road map of stretch marks. when weave is too damn shiny. Lines for eyebrows...LOL

Too funny. The bronx has me laughing and SMH everyday

Unknown said...

LMAO ya'll Trippin'!

Cody Chesnutt