Fro- Epidemic!

Oh-oH-Oh-oH-KAY!!!!!!!!!!!

So...
Everyone is trying to STEAL MY FRO!
Seriously...
I know like.... I am not the FIRST person in life!
But SHIT!!!! it is my FRO!
MINE, I Tell YA!
From Kevin Michael, to Corbin Bleu... IDK!
I need to Copyright my FRO!
All I know is.... No one is rcoking the PART like I!!! WHAMMERS!
LMAO!
Actually I have always had a Fro ever since January of 2006... My Senior year of High school is when I started growing my hair... In September, my hair had gotten too long to stay UP!
So I took a gander at Ludacris picture on my wall and was truly inspired!
Anyways... Now I feel everyone is trying to steal my SHIZZLE! whatever!

I always seem to get the weirdest comments about my fro...
From old ppl to young ones.

Old Men give me comments like... "Back in the 70's I had my fro Just like yours... boy you taking me back!"

Old Women give me comments like... "OOO you got some THICK hair! You need to give me that hair so I can perm it and set it up in some Rollers!" (Okay...NOT!)

Young girls... "You got more hair then me; How you grow it?" .....smh (what type of question is that?)....Then I reply.... "I think real HARD!" DUMB ASS!

Young Guys... "Yo, your hair is Beastin'... How long you think it will take me to grown mine?"...smh once again!

The most RECENT weirdest comment that is still wrecking my brain today was when I was on the bus leaving class to go get a shape-up... Everytime I get on a bus... Everyone stares at me for about 45 seconds!....(in the words of Fat Joe) TRUE STORY! LMAO!

So this older, black lady come to the back door of the bus ready to get off... Mind you, I am standing by the back door...
Oh and ppl always randomly talk to me.... My mom says it is something about me that makes them feel comfortable...idk.
The woman said, "I saw you when you got on the bus... Woooo, you have a lot of hair... You got a Ear ring?"
I replied, "huh?... *(confused, i thought we were talking about my hair...lol)... No i don't have any?"
She said, "Well you have got to give me something, if not some hair!"...
at this point.... I WAS SOOOOOO LOST!.... whatever!...
As much as I am a hater ... Here are some pics of my Fav Fro's!
PEACERZ!

YO!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!?????

MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!
MMMM- KAY!








I am back for GOOD!!!
I have to give a Shout-OUT to my PEEPS!

1. iCandy... You hold me down all the TIME! THANK YOU HOMES!
   
2. Chinkii... We were made for one another....(reunited and it feels so good!)
3. Video Vixen... Dude you are totally INCOGNITO! ... But your advice is always on point!!!
4. Video Vix[o]n... Dude your films are inspirational to me... I am actually writing a script!!!
5. Andre... Dude...you need to write a book... It seems that we both attract crazy -ish!
6. Jaded... You are TOO Funny... And your advice makes a bro smile!
   
   All of you are AWESOME!!!!
   Thanks soo much!
   Last Nite I went to My Friends B-Day celebration at a Restaurant that had a LIVE band...

They were Freestyling to Mary J. Blige... And She called me to the stage... I RIPPED IT!!! I was so nervous... But your boy DID IT!... WHEW!


Okay Lets get to more pressing issues...
GHETTO-HOT MESS!!!

Many of my shows have gone on a HIATUS until January...
But many of my shows and some new ones have started...
I am no "E" reporter, but last time I remember...
This is my OWN DAMN BLOG!!!! AIGHT! LMAO!
[ My bad... I just had to get it out... LOL!]

Let's Start with Keyshia Cole... SMFH!!!
I liked her when she first came out, but when I got a whiff of her coming at Mary J.
I was done with her... umtil "I Remember," grabbed me in a HEADLOCK!
Her voice is getting much better and SHE IS SOOOOO SEXY TO ME!
But this damn show... Making BLACK PPL LOOK FOOLISH AS HELL!!!
Her mother runs around the house yelling "Holla, Code 10, Shut-up, Let go take a Mutha Fuckin' Drug test".....WTF!
I can't watch the show tooo LONG! For real... It reminds me of the one episode of the Boondocks when Huey decided to Tune into BET for a week... IT DRAINS THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
They all need to learn how speak intelligently... Keyshia Alrite with me, but her face expressions are WILD... I don't know whether or not to blame her or the ppl who edit the show!



Moving on... Brothers to Brutha!
All these FOOLS DO IS CRY!!!
I mean is it just me??? If you want to tune into Black males crying 24/7.... watch this disfunction! YEESH!
But their family have issues like every other and it's nice to see them come together.
The best thing about this show is....
THEY ALL SPEAK SOOOOO WELL!
Seriously... I think this show puts African American Folks in a better light... And is it just me... Or does their mother FAVOR a PLUMP version of Kimora Lee Simmons?



Last, But NOT LEAST!
The "BAD GIRLS CLUB" IS BIZACK!!!!!
For those of you who don't know about this show... It's like the only reality show touching "The Real World" or should I say certain Seasons of "The Real World!"
Its about putting 7 or 8 chicks in one house that claim to be SUPER BAD!
It's suppose to be psychological and indirect, becuase they are suppose to notice their negative ways in one another and want to change.
I agree with the procedure a little, because I know from personal experience, many ways i use to have that sucked.... when I use to be around ppl who had them it made me ill and made me change! So.... yeah!
Last Season it was the ish... I got some vids to show you last season When Tanisha and Lyric was arguing!!!...






This season is even better!

BLAH-ATTACK!!!

OOOOOOOOOO-QUE'!!!
So...
I am going to splurge on this blog.
I have nothing MAJOR to type about.
HOLD -UP!
Yes I do...
DANG I WANT TO TELL YOU ALL!!!
But I can't... Everything I put up here is like a very small Smidget of my life!
Even though I blog... my life is very PERSONAL!!!
No Offense... Just being real.
But... Let's just say... My bestest got a message about me being done with her.
STORY OF MY FRIGGIN LIFE! LOL!!!

I have been having some good things occur ever since we have been apart though.
It makes me think... Was she holding me back? I know I can't blame her for my faults, but DAMN! I don't want to blame myself... REAL TALK!
I am a virgo... Analytical as hell, Love perfection, Mean as hell, Say whatever comes to mind! And Conceited as all HELL!
Man. I don't know.

I am going to the studio tomorrow.
To allegedly record my voice on a track.
(hopefully)
I hate be the only singer who still has no recordings or raw material of my vocal ability.

This is not my best work (blog) but fuck it!
Just Jam out to Mary J.
This song makes me want parts of my life to be "A Dream"...

~MADNESS!~

Uh-KAY!

I have been inactive!

But DON'T YOU FEAR!!

The SpiFF is HERE!

So.... Ya'll ready for my crazy LIFE!

Oh God... Pls help me type all of this MADNESS! LMAO!
Aight...

So... I am going to tell you my issues from least to greatest...

Aight... Rena and I made up! Yes stop the applaud... I may get mad at her again and cut that ass off... (again)....I am F.O.S.(Full of Shit)

Ummm... What else, ummm...Idk..

I am gonna SKIP to Greatest ISH THAT OCCURED! LMAO!

LOL!

This is so RANDOM AND is......MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL.

So I am in a choir in College or just joined it like 3 weeks ago.

After practice I had to get a song from the Director, so I followed him to his office.

This other Man who sings Bass (I sing tenor) was in his office.

{Sidebar} I overheard that he had a parole officer; which means he may be a ex-con! And also that he sings a 4 part harmony, which is singing Soprano, Alto, Tenor, and Bass or Baritone!

So....I was in the office and asked the GROWN Ex-con about his sing and High notes....

He was explaining to me about how he does it and the Stopped and was like...

"I don't mean to be disrespectful or try to be rude but... YOU ARE VERY SEXY!....Like I see you in practice all the time and you never caught my eye until now!"

...

...

... I was like, "oh...ummm...thanks..."then i stared at the ground for about 10 secs and changed the subject until the professor came and I was OUTTIE!

Man... I am SO NOT homophobic, but I was SO VERY uncomfortable... Like I have never experienced anything like this ever...

Also at my Cousins Party...I just remembered.... I was {allegedly} stalked by a white male who kept staring at my butt....wtf!

My bro, my cousin and Rena kept telling me that some White male was stalking me... Everytime I G-Checked his ass he was not looking....Whatever... I hope these events and future events don't make me homophobic!...

MADNESS I TELL YA!!!

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Depression is a MO-FO!

oooooooooooo-kay!

So I am OFFICIALLY Beefing with myself...
Yes me.
Ususally... I have SO much common sense (lol)
That it scares me!
At this point of my life I am 20, and I have issues within me!
Here are my issues...
(ya'll ready?)
aight...

1. I am done with my Bestest... (she doesn't even know yet!)
   
2. I got a "D" on my College Math class Mid -term... (Which means I need all A's to keep a GPA of 3.7 and get a B in the course.)....smh
3. I am pregnant... (sike)... Well Duh I am a DUDE! WTF!
4. I got a Job, but all of a sudden I feel subconscious about spending money
5. I have been singing again, but suddenly was attack by two older dudes (who sexuality i question) about how I am not that good... when the public adores me!
6. I have written like over 5 new songs and have not completed none!
7. I feel like I have SOOOO Many kicks, but then I have None!
8. Allegedly, I have high Blood Pressure!

D.E.P.R.E.S.S.I.O.N..... SUCKS!!!!

I need advice and I need it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay...


So today, one of my closest homies sent me a text (LOL- thinking about this shit) of a pair of Adidas...


Now...

Insight on my homie: I have known her for like 10 yrs! And we argue and stop talking every three months!LMAO!

So she sent me a text of these DISGUSTING LOOKING SHITS!!! (excuse my French) but I was not feeling those Sh-Sh-Sh-SHITS! at all!!!


I want to HURL on them SOOO BAD!
WTF was she thinking when she bought them!

She ain't following me NOWHERE! LMAO! (I am so reckless; NO SHAME either!)

So... Alright, the sneakers ain't that bad, But i am so SICK of people trying to OUT-DO one another or even themselves to be something that they are really not!

People are truly starting to look Homeless and the Homeless people are def on the come-up!

I wish I could just SLAP some type of swag and confidence into these folks so that they can all stop trying and just do the DO! DAMN!

Seriously that shit is pissing me off!
People really need to STOP posing, swagga-jacking, and ripping clothes off of complex mags and shit!

Do you!!!
PERIOD!


I just had to get this out! That really URK's The SHIT outta ME!
These kicks got me feeling some type of way... I... I don't even want to look at them...
I got cousins that are WANNABE JIM JONES DOUBLES looking like COMPLETE ASS HOLES!


I def deleted they ass's of my myspace... I don't even want to associate with them!
I know I'm reckless! But they look RIDICULOUS!


I mean everyone does not have to look like me... But what happen to a regular t- shirt and a pair of jeans... SHIT ...it goes a LONG WAY!
I'm Done!


Oh Here's the BRAND NEW SNEAKS, that look the Jesus, Shakespeare, and Malcolm X All wore the first day of Highschool!


LMAO!

SFC T.V. Ep. 1

Here is the "So Fresh Crew" Very FIRST EPISODE!
Check it out! WHAM!
http://www.youtube.com/thesofreshcrew

My Mother is Driving ME NUTZ!

Okay...

This past summer I worked at a Summer Camp at my church,

which I have been working every single summer for the past 7 years.

In doing so, I have been saving all my money up to go school shopping.

NOW! (SHOUTING!) I am 20 damn years old!

This past summer i earned like... A "G" and some change , (Cuz of this damn recession taking HUGE TAXES OUT!... Obama, I got you SHUN!) And now my bank account is like -200 and change...

I'm Still Fly though (Something a drug dealer would say).

No, but seriously... She is on my case every minute about getting a job...

One Saturday morning I was sleeping all the way to 12 p.m. which is like a norm for me...

And she lost it....

I was like WTF!?

No she is not waking me up for some B.S.

We argued so much that morning about me getting a job I was so convinced to move out and live in a hotel, until I remembered my account was still OVERDROWN... OH BOY!

Wachovia is a peace of work...

I bought computer parts which cost me about 211 to build my computer and then I was like," I might as well buy a brand new computer ... So i sent the WRONG parts back, "Dell" sent me and got my money back...

During this time I had purchased some threads and like 4 pairs of kicks.... Yes At times I am reckless....BUt thats my THING! SHIT!

Moving along...

My brother, mother and I put some hundreds together to buy a NEW DELL.... The deal was to put all the money in my account and for me to Order the Computer myself...

Well let me tell you all....

Dell took a week in a half to take that money out...

At that time Dell had been making many errors....

One of my friends ordered a flashdrive and got sent like 20.

She called dell and they found no error.... Dumbasses!

My Uncle ordered a computer and was sent 2 computers...

So, Like a African American That I am... I started spending that money after a week...

I took my lil cuz shopping in Soho and left the money that my Grandmother gave me in the house and instead of turning back.... I just swiped the SHIT outta my card...

When I check the money was still there...

So the money at mny house i was gonna put back in my account... But I didn't know when the bank closed and my mom was like if you keep calling the bank.... They gonna charge me and think I am doing something suspicious.... Mind you... This bank is "Wack-Chovia"....

( Oh boy... I am getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome typing this shit...LOL)

My mother kept on trying to convince me to not contact the bank and go in person, but that week was Labor Day week...(my B-day)

So the bank was closed on Monday ... Tuesday i went out...

And tuesday "Wack -Chovia" Decided to overdraft the SHIT outta my account and I was unaware of all that shit....

I bought my self the new Voyager Titanium cell phone and Microsoft word from staples on the damn card....

I went to go put the cash from buying my cousins clothes and the bank was like

you owe us.... $400and change... Everytime you overdraft they charge $35 bucks....

I swiped my card like 5 times....you do the math...

Today I got a job and came home to deliver the good news and my mom starts poppin shit....

I just started to igg her....

Right now she is on my Shit LISTS!

She always on that list! DAMN!

I need to move out!

ASAP!

I am not even gonna edit this shit..

I'm PISSED!

My Boss wants to hang with the young FOLKS???

Oh-KAY!

I missed a couple of "Bloggin-Sessions," But I am Back to attack!

Tell me why (here we go again with the old folks) my former boss asked me to accompany her to her grand-daughter's basketball tryouts (we attend the same college)....

So my homie and I attended this tryout...

I was making mad jokes and having people dying of laughter as usual...

We were all having a blasts... Until I called my former boss (Mrs. Graham) and she stopped time and said to me quickly, " Don't call me Mrs. graham in public, call me Sha-ron." I was "Wwwhat!".... Okay...

I don't know about you...But I was raised with a Mister and Miss...

The adults I have encountered during my existence that have asked me to go by their firsts names make me feel extremely uncomfortable! (LMAO!)

I feel like they are forcing on a personal level.... when in actuality they are rejecting that they are DEF. getting OLD AS HELL!

YIKES!

MID - LIFE crisis is a BITCH!

I don't even want to be 20.... I miss being 19.... It was SO hard for me to accept being 20....YEESH!

Fuck Being 21.... I drink now... shit!

But I really don't want to have to call my former Boss by her first name...

Yeah we cool, but DAMN! We ain't dating!

Maybe I should take it under consideration, with some Hawaiian Punch and Doritos!

What you all think?

OLD PPL are so RECKLESS!!! LMAO!

Old People...
I ain't even gonna lie...
I kinda can't wait to get old....WHAT!?
I mean I don't want to get old quickly, but look at most of their lifestyles!
THEY GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!!!
It amazes me!!!
They say what ever comes on their minds.... They do whatever the FUCk they want....

THEY SEEMS SO COOL!!! LMAO!

Yo...(IDC) I'ma be ASSHOLE just cuz I can!
I Love My Granny, but she know... she is a peace of work....especially when she get's DRUNK!
She's not the HOLY woman who preached in church.... LOL!

Today on the bus.....(Laughing thinking about this SHIT!)
Tell me why these two old men.... Were conversating about our Mayor and shit;
basically competing to see who knows who and who got more connections!

(Digress: Why do older men talk so much about shit they know they can't change? That kills me!
they know they ain't never been to no council meeting or even attempt to speak to the mayor?)

One of the older men was just calling names of ppl who work in the school system (basically bullshitting) and the other man was just shutting him down, saying..... What does that have to do with the Mayor???
(I am silently laughing, like the asshole I am, or aspire to be....lol...thinking that these old men got too much DAMN time on their hands!)

Anyways...
The old man who was shutting down the other old man was like, "This conversation is over!"...and he turned around...
The other man was so flustered all he could say was ...."Okay."
I busted out laughing...thinking...that was SO GANGSTA!...LMAO!


Being old has its advantages....

• discounts on the bus...
• discounts at the movies...
• dicounts at the strip club...

lmao...
Shall I continue!

In all, I am already reckless as hell...imagine...
When I get old....
Make sure that your grandkids don't run into me...
I aspire to have the swagga like...

Peeves... Can't live with them!

1. I hate repeating myself.
2. Don't stare at me... Say something
3. One compliment is enough... after one it gets awkward!
4. Grabbing the FRO is a NO-NO!
5. I look like myself and no one else.
6. Don't ask where I cop my shit.
7. I love Sneakers and apparels, but hate talking about them!
8. Don't like SUPER insecure folks.
....


thats not even half of the peeves...LMAO!

Older Folks Be Buggin!

Okay...
I am very private when it comes to the FAM...
but...
Older ppl in and out the "FAM," get on my DAMN NERVES!

It seems the older you get ...The more they talk..
It's about that time to pack up the Luggage and ESCAPE!



PEACERZ!

Pretty Rena Ft. SpiFFster- Trippin'

We was bored and decided to Freestyle!
I freestyled the first verse and she freestyled everything.

Word Vomit

Right now...

I feel as All my food is sitting on my chest..

I just had 2 beef patties from an official "Jamaican Spot" in Jersey.

I am so restless at this moment...

It's so messy outside...

I need some Doritos and Hawaiian Punch with a hot Action or Suspense movie.

Well....

just had to Verbally Vomit My thoughts

I will be back...

In the MORNING!

-In the words of Ledisi

iNEED & iWANT

What I Need!
1. A Girl that's for me
2. A Record Deal (With Kanye, Missy, or Pharrell)
3. Some More shirts from Tempo and Uniqulo
4. A License; then car
5. To move out my parents house and into an apartment in NY
6. Lose about 15 pounds
7. This to be my #1 and Get Closer to God!
8. To not be so Selfish with my Bestest!
What I WANT!
1. To be a Player and get away with it
2. To have stable Bank account
3. MY Jack Russel Terrier Back
4. To go back to a shoe size of 8.5
5. To wear Fitted's again
6. To Never Hang Around Losers or ppl that dont beenfit my life
7. To not finish college but have 2 degrees before record deal
8. To be able to withstand a Fro in this summers heat!